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funny people?
Yes Funny People are needed in the Shed.!
By definition of the word Funny is meant ...... Funny Ha Ha .... not ..... Funny peculiar.
If you think you're Funny Ha Ha then please post your Name and Credentials on this Thread.
By definition of the word Funny is meant ...... Funny Ha Ha .... not ..... Funny peculiar.
If you think you're Funny Ha Ha then please post your Name and Credentials on this Thread.
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Tommy Cooper ......Barrel maker who enlists in British army.
oops wrong place sorry
Michael Crawford!
Laurel and Hardy
Hollywood is at this moment making a modern version which will be relesed december this year
starring John Prescott and William Hague
Its a remake of the 60s film "im allright jack".
ps If anyone gets the impression i have a dislike of our mps your 100% right.
leaves me in stitches every time.
ME
i have no need, in all our previous posts, i have outwitted you at every turn.
and if you and paige55 need any evidence..........
JUST LOOK TO ANY OF MY POSTS............nuf said
so logdon wishes me to prove im a funny guy, by telling some form of jokular tale or even
telling some amussing doublett.
could it be that a wittisism based on someone elses bad luck or
of the situation that arises when three people of different nationalities arrive in a pub?
now, jokes as such are subjective, someone may find something really funny, but on the other hand, others may find
the same thing a piece of bad taste.
so for me to tell YOU a joke that YOU find funny, i would have to assume that you have a sense of humour
and it would have to be similar to mine.
furthermore, the ability to "TELL A JOKE" does not make anyone funny.
i can state that i am a funny guy, because of my after dinner speaking.
AFTER DINNER I SPEAK
GEORGE W BUSH
NOW THERES A MAN THE WHOLE WORLD LAUGHT AT
your sheer presence would brighten up a whole theatre.
the humour and mirth that would have audiences rolling in the isles, with real belly laughs.
people would hear about you and would come from miles around, and they would queue for hours
just to be able to tell their grandchildren that yes I WAS THERE I SAW LOGDON
so do everyone a favour and throw of your shakles of inhibition
AND RUN AWAY TO THE THEATRE
oh yes logdon, i can see your wit shine through.
to say i would be your No 2 fan........
you have used a numral metaphor for a bodily function, to describe my position on your fan list.
AMAZING how do you dream up these comical replies to my posts ??
im still laughing at the way you place grammatical and spelling errors into your posts,
its sheer comic genius.
MORE I SAY. you should publish your pearls of mirth and comic observations, it would
be an instant best seller, and propell you to the forefront of the world comedy stage.
it would be a sad loss to the forum, but one we would have to bare,
our loss would be the worlds gain.
jewels, every time you utter words in any order, they become jewels of comic verse.
and your modesty becomes you, only 3 fans needed ??
im sure that would never be enough.
spike may have written down jokes but, im sure you are a uniqe tallent, with the ability to ad-lib
to any jibe or joke pointed in your direction, this does not come from joke books.
so how to encourage you to leave the forum and give yourself to the world ?????
ILL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THIS
but paige 55.......... LEAVE MY VODKA ALONE
thats when the post veered slightly, then turned left, then right.
ive had numerous posts and replies to anything logdon has posted.
this one is no different, having a laugh with LOGDON and PAIGE 55
sky dave, these posts dont have to have a direction, its just a bit of fun where everyone can join in.
theres a long history between ME, LOGDON and PAIGE 55 where any given topic can be used to
expand our brand of humour, as there are NO JOKES, it cant be a joke of the day, there is no POKER content
so cant be in general poker chat.
also there is no abuse ( other than self ridicule )
sometimes though there is sheer comic genius...i refer you to logdons .. SPACE ADVENTURE.
i hope this helps you to understand.
LOGDON.. i think i have the solution, HOW TO GET YOU AWAY FROM THE FORUM.
the world deserves to know of your wit and humour, however,
YOU have to GO TO JAIL.
PAIGE55 will then visit you, bringing all sorts of goodies, including MY VODKA this would be the moment
i have waited for to start my MASTER PLAN.
once your in jail, i would inform the authourities about paige55s smuggling and covert deeds to help you.
this would end up with paige55 being arrested, and put in jail with you.
As there is no internet allowed in jail, the forum would be free.
the shed would be mine....all mine......ha ha ha a stoke of genius