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Who liked to feed ducks on his off-day,
One day at the lake,
While feeding them cake,
He fell in, and ruined his chambray.
Pretending to be Nelson Piquet,
He'd zoom around his room
Then ran into a broom
Now he has to use tons of Bengay
There was an old fella called Tikay
Sold his soul to the Devil on e-bay
The wee man's one aim
Was to run with Usain
Yet win by a nose on the replay
Who went bust and decided one day
To stop being a joker
And get serious at poker
So asked Orford to teach him how to play
There was a old man called TK
Whose Omaha chips were leakay
In Vegas he had a headache
But unsure which pills he should take
Its a miracle he got back, lets thank BA
or not
Pete Stoneman Millstone
2nd in 20k and 4th in mini at mo
get him a drink yoyo to pay
he calls my all in
always with a grin
his knowledge is hearsay!!
Will we be seeing mr. Kendall on a reality show near us soon?. I hear hes doing a special one nite only apperence on celeb bb ha
There was an old fella called Tikay
He just did not know how to play
Called with any two
Did not have a clue
But one day I will make him pay
Who always played tight, but not slow-play,
With 4 7 off-suit,
He'd give out a hoot,
And shout "it must be my birthday!"
hi all great show guys
there was a old fella called tk
who once tried his hand in a relay
he fell on his bum
unable to run
and now he's for sale on ebay
he goes to las vegas to play
he plays in his suits
likes girls in cat suits
in vagas he likes to play
There was an old fella named Tikay
his play it was a bit risque
he betted the flop
but his cards didn't drop
and now hes smashed on the whiskey
Not bad
There was on old fella called tikay
Who's a fashion mistake on a good day
His jacket and pants
Despite all our rants
Leave wardrobe all screaming mayday
poke it in the eye he did say,
dont limp or call,
raise up them all,
and you'll be winning the pot all day.
There was an old fella called Tikay,
Whose cat he did miss while away,
When he came home,
Many kittens had grown,
Tikay wishes he'd remembered to spay.
you guys are a curse yoyo dropped big there glad i didnt send my number in
in the hand just shown any river im shoving any river. dynamic meant he never had enough to call me
There was an old fella called Tikay,
Who was very fond of the squeeze play,
He'd give yours a grab,
And say it's not bad,
Then resume his poker-y cliché.
There was an old fella called Tikay,
His toe caused him quite some dismay,
He needed it mending,
But his fear was unending,
Of the surgeon whose hands were asway.
That's second place in my "after limerick competition, competition".
went out mini had 10j bb flop came 789 2 clubs other player puts me allin with 2 clubs and wins its still all good
Congratulations to:
CJY
Who won free entry into the 12k Sky Sports Bounty Hunter on Thursday (30th August) @ 20:00