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LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD

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  • Ozzie08Ozzie08
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD:
    We wont forget the first presenter who has had to RELOAD ;)
    Posted by acebarry10
    Our boss likes 2 provide money to the sky regulars, it was all part of the master plan barry
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  • acebarry10acebarry10
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD:
    In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD : Our boss likes 2 provide money to the sky regulars, it was all part of the master plan barry
    Posted by Ozzie08
    Hehehehehe, love it, nice 1
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  • EDKENT123EDKENT123
    edited November 2009
    Been in training for 24 hrs solid now, in prime condition..........

    Ready to follow my lord in to battle
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD:
    Right troops! Less than 3 days to go. I want you all to take this tournament VERY seriously- that means over the next couple of nights- no alcohol, no nookie and early to bed- let's say 7pm. I want you all to jog 10 miles a day and spend at least 3 hours a day studying your opponents on the tables. Victory is at hand but, lest we get complacent- please note below a timely reminder of what we're up against...
    Posted by RICHORFORD
    Oops

    Definitely no alcohol ... from tomorrow. As for jogging ... lol ... I have a car! I may stick some of those electric pads on my belly, that's the closest I get to exercise. Don't worry though Rich, I've been reading a poker book for tournament tips and am now full of ideas. That's Gus' book.

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD:
    Right troops! Less than 3 days to go. I want you all to take this tournament VERY seriously- that means over the next couple of nights- no alcohol, no nookie and early to bed- let's say 7pm. I want you all to jog 10 miles a day and spend at least 3 hours a day studying your opponents on the tables. Victory is at hand but, lest we get complacent- please note below a timely reminder of what we're up against...
    Posted by RICHORFORD

    Can we negotiate?
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD:
    In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD : Can we negotiate?
    Posted by elsadog
    Just make your life easier, switch to team tikay, and the only preparation you will need is to get the pot of tea and hobnobs ready by the laptop, a pillow, a duvet and start snooooozing:)
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  • margatemafmargatemaf
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD:
    Great to have you all on board. I'm welling up! We definitely have the strongest team and what's more, our average age is less than 90. We will romp this...
    Posted by RICHORFORD

    That's right buddy, you will be at the end of this lol got a box of tissues for you all being sent out for tuesday evening and you will all have a special place on the form where you can post all your hard luck stories ...... it's going to be called the donkey sanitarium ;)
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  • GR8TFL0PGR8TFL0P
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD:
    Mirracle device to help Tikays team look younger
    Posted by POKERTREV
    Have to say some very funny pics
    I like this one and the stair lift LMAO
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  • webby234webby234
    edited November 2009
    when battle commences and the cards are shuffled
    orford's feathers will soon be ruffled
    the man has no class and relies on luck
    hence the name "lord smuck"
    tikay's cool, calm and a man of leisure
    but this victory he will treasure
    skybet have suspended all odds, cos the outcome is clear
    hopeless orford is shivvering with fear
    as the final hands are dealt and orford is grinning
    much to his stupidity, its tikay whos winning
    the money's all in and tikay's in heaven
    flips over his cards its a straight to the 7
    lord muck screams and shouts and says "i had 3 of a kind"
    to which tikay replies "your out of your mind!!"

    TEAM TIKAY ARE READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • GR8TFL0PGR8TFL0P
    edited November 2009
    Suggestion for Tikays forfit


    Load Orford gets to give the old man a more modern make-over. Hair, clothes etc,
    His team for following him = chat ban for four days (so they can read posts about how much better our team played) Reduced to two days if they sign up to a lossers trainig tourney.
      
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  • labrat64labrat64
    edited November 2009
    I'd like to sign up for team Orford. Only because i love a challenge.
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD:
    I'd like to sign up for team Orford. Only because i love a challenge.
    Posted by labrat64
    Get it done then :-D Welcome to the winning team. We'll muller Cocoon & Co ;-) lol

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited November 2009
    Lord Orford, reporting for duty sir!
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  • Ozzie08Ozzie08
    edited November 2009
    Glad 2 have you on board ross, you made a wise decision
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  • phil12ukphil12uk
    edited November 2009
    well done Ross - glad u got off that fence and onto the winning side!
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  • SwansFCSwansFC
    edited November 2009
    If just one of us played against tikays lot we would obviously win, no point turning up tikay and co, come on team orford!!!!
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  • UrdadiUrdadi
    edited November 2009
    Fit, sobberish, ready to rock and roll. bring it on. Tikay who?
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD:
    well done Ross - glad u got off that fence and onto the winning side!
    Posted by phil12uk
    Phil & Ozzie, thanks again for getting me off that fence, I'll say no more about the splinters!

    Lord Orford will lead us to victory!
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  • DTWBANDITDTWBANDIT
    edited November 2009



         is lord Orford his official name for coming team challenge also wots the mascot gonna be dtw
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD
    edited November 2009
    20 hours to go!

    Good luck troops and remember- they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!!!

    Good line that, they should put that in a movie or something.

    Anyway, news just in- this lady just managed to squeeze into Tikay's team, but only because she 'came of age' to qualify this very day...




    See you tomorrow!
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  • MH45706MH45706
    edited November 2009
    Go Vince!
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  • margatemafmargatemaf
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD:
    20 hours to go! Good luck troops and remember- they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!!! Good line that, they should put that in a movie or something. Anyway, news just in- this lady just managed to squeeze into Tikay's team, but only because she 'came of age' to qualify this very day... See you tomorrow!
    Posted by RICHORFORD

    bring it big boy!! we are so gonna clean house tomorrow evening!! But enough talking let the games commence ;)
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited November 2009
    I'll say this much for Tikay's Geriatric Brigade they ARE organised.

    Apparently they have a fleet of 'Sunshine Buses' laid on to take them all to their laptops and bus passes have been issued to the more able players (apparently they are both very grateful). They have organised meals-on-wheels to deliver early so it doesn't clash with the tourney. They have a major sponsership deal in the offing with Steradent, where each player will have a specially monogrammed Steradent glass on the table. ......expect a big splash if someone shouts all in.  St John's Ambulance will be positioned at every table armed with ample supplies of mint imperials, and a Help the Aged councillor will be on hand to help those who forget why they've turned up.
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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited November 2009

    Lol at the lot of you!

    As to tomorrow night, gg you, you'll be outclassed..
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  • MachkaMachka
    edited November 2009



    Team Tikay Beware!
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  • MachkaMachka
    edited November 2009



    Team Tikay's MVP's Press Conference

    Player comments (L-R)
    "Has anyone seen my flat-cap anywhere?  Put it down earlier and can't find it anywhere, Blue it was, matches my tie."
    "Yes, I'm very happy with my play... who is this Bruce Forsyth you refer to?"
    "Is it time for my pudding, I want my pudding?"
    "Poker, oh, love the game, can't beat the excitement of seeing the wheel go round and round and waiting for that ball to land on my number."
    "Zzzzzzzzzzzzz"
    "I got 991st, did I win?"


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  • SwansFCSwansFC
    edited November 2009
    I have started the orford team trend tonight, hopefully one of the team or my understudy(as I am down the casino) will win the first game tomorrow night, gl everyone and come on team orford!!!!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited November 2009
    In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD:
    Team Tikay's MVP's Press Conference Player comments (L-R) "Has anyone seen my flat-cap anywhere?  Put it down earlier and can't find it anywhere, Blue it was, matches my tie." "Yes, I'm very happy with my play... who is this Bruce Forsyth you refer to?" "Is it time for my pudding, I want my pudding?" "Poker, oh, love the game, can't beat the excitement of seeing the wheel go round and round and waiting for that ball to land on my number." "Zzzzzzzzzzzzz" "I got 991st, did I win?"
    Posted by Machka
    Magic
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