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The TKO Team Tikay Tikay Team Talk. AKA T x 7.
Hi Chaps & chapesses.
I won't trouble with any cut & pasted Churchill war speeches or similar ridiculous huffy & puffy nonsense, I'll just cut to the chase.
You all know what you have to do, you've been well coached by the Sky Poker Analysts, if not amused by the Presenters woeful attempts at humour, & Orford straights.
Just get the job done.
I'd like to see us win this with dignity, decorum, & honour, & it'd be wrong to belittle our hopeless helpless & hapless opposition.
I do expect as many of you as possible to rail your Team all the way to the Final, & tonight should see the busiest Final Table "Rail" ever.
Oh, one final thing.
Every time you, or one of our Team, win a hand, or bust an Orforder, please type one of the folliowing into the Chat Box. With dignity, like.
BOOMMMMMMMMM
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr
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(i've come over all patriotic all of a sudden)
Boooooooooooooooom
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr!
NICE TEAM TALK GAFFA
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr
xxxxxxx
TEAM TIKAY FTW!
I'm impressed.
when battle commences and the cards are shuffled
orford's feathers will soon be ruffled
the man has no class and relies on luck
hence the name "lord smuck"
tikay's cool, calm and a man of leisure
but this victory he will treasure
skybet have suspended all odds, cos the outcome is clear
hopeless orford is shivering with fear
as the final hands are dealt and orford is grinning
much to his stupidity, its tikay whos winning
the money's all in and tikay's in heaven
flips over his cards its a straight to the 7
lord muck screams and shouts and says "i had 3 of a kind"
to which tikay replies "your out of your mind!!"
Lol, great poemy things by Webby & the Cocker Spaniel's Mum.
Loving it.
As we can see from his posts the orford is good with words is he good at poker!!!! or is he a luck monkey. you can see for your self.
mickjenn1 Small blind 400.00 400.00 11956.25 RicOrford Big blind 800.00 1200.00 4410.00 Your hole cards 9 A Timo615 Fold DAIBOOT Raise 1600.00 2800.00 21776.25 tallboy Fold mickjenn1 Call 1200.00 4000.00 10756.25 RicOrford All-in 4410.00 8410.00 0.00 DAIBOOT Call 3610.00 12020.00 18166.25 mickjenn1 Fold RicOrford Show Q 10 DAIBOOT Show 9 A Flop J 8 9 Turn K River 9
DAIBOOT
P.S
Team Tikay 1st and 2nd in the 300 deepy lastnight
Boooooooooom
Just noticed who is on captain smirkers team, this may mean smirk could be irrigated wen he loses
Yes Barry, Miss Dell has defected. With her hose-pipe.
Well done DAIBIOOTYBOY
Let me get this right. Orford was in that hand with Q-T?
Wow. What can you say? "Hope to hit poker, as played by Rich Orchard".
The Bards will win.
Go Team TK
I would like to apologise in advance for my 'No Show' this evening.. Prior engagement. Can't get out of it.
This by no means should be mis-construed as a lack of faith in my team or team-mates!!
I'm 100% behindyou all the way.
GO TEAM!!!!
xx
Orford Actually Playing or Lisa Sitting Out ?????
Who'll give me good odds on Lisa?
In a seen similar to Shakespeare's Julius Caesar, SkyPokers very own Julius Caesar (same age) finds himself stabbed in the back by his number 2!!!!!
HAHA! my plan is working.... now 4 phase 2.....
umm Mr Tikay sir.... i have made arangments for a one off event in your honer tonight, its at the very top of black pool tower and there will be free zimmer frames for you to pick up, u need to be there at half past 7 to colect them.... (looks slightly shifty) so i hope you can make it as there is a spread of nibbles being put on, also there will be lots and lots of old trains..... yes there will be *stifals giggle*.....
Plans have been bee changed due to the spread of Man 0Flu.. and not mine this time
HURRAH...Back in the game!!
xxx
I was having a last longer bet on you beating orford without actually playing
In other words, Tikay threatened to have you fired if you did a runner...
The cracks are beginning to show in Team Tikay and no, before you start, that's nothing to do with the length of Lisa's skirt...
Don't you know that Tikay is just using you?
He has had a large bet on his team getting beat lol