THe Sky Poker Slang Rhyme

MAXALLY

Sorry father....i have sinned. Only just come across your EXCELLENT thread so i can only apologise at the lateness of my appreciation for it. Great stuff indeed!.

You are a poet

And you did not even........................................................realise (the old ones r the best)

fitzer14

n1 m8...v good read...may the flop be with you m8.


  FITZ.

oynutter

Nice work vaigret, great poem mate---you should put your name up for blogging next time too---keep it up!,gl

unknown_username

Thanks all, especially you deadhands for the extra work. Loving it LOL  

Next instalament of translation below,

Thanks Apollo and Fitzer , sorry I didn't include you both.

Scrumdown, Max and Oy , hoped you liked your bitz although having read Oy's blogs I think I need to improve.

On that Oy, still hoping to move very very soon so blogging have to go on hold until 2010 at earliest. 

That is if anybody wants to read an old priest's thoughts.

Pillowman the (tight player) on a roll,

Vaigret his mate’s on the dole,

The (poor player) (1^st three community cards) a (5 of a suit), Orf’s in a (first 2 down cards),

As the (call of a beaten man) goes to the wall.

that certainly doesn't make sense now , let alone scan.

How clever are these slang words, say so little, mean so much

tiggerace7

Good work Vai,

Think these type of blogs are ace

Pamxx

loonytoons

All well and good father, but how can you play poker with the commandments though shalt not steal, and shall not bear false witness lol

unknown_username

Thanks Pam for your kind comments.

Hi Loonytoons, come to my confessional box and I will put you right.

As you know from playing me I leave those parts of the game to others.

Next verse translation.

(Spectator)’s in chat , oh what a card,

As oynutter (calls a bet and a raise) (K8in the hole),

Rover has (88), Oz (10,2),

(An easy game) here to my (full house) on the ocean.

Kiwini4u

That post of loonys got me thinking, maybe we should have the 10 Commandments of Poker

Just to start it off how about:-

Thou shall not covet thy neighbours full house

unknown_username

Great idea Kiwini and good start.

Why don't you start a thread on it.

If not I have applied for the job of Team Chaplain to Team TK so If successful I might use.

Unfortunately for your post we all have to endure another verse translation.

Not that I'm complaining lol, but some people might.

(First to bet) with (9, 5 in the hole),

(Wired Queens) are on the (last hand to play),

(Pocket J, 5) are (pocket cards of same rank) to (J,5in the hole),

The (best possible hand wins), well done scrumdown

Kiwini4u

Gonna upset some more people now lol

Feel free to use the Commandments idea, not sure how much I will be around for the next few days so won't be able to monitor a new thread.

Steve

unknown_username

Ok Kiwini will use the thread idea if I get the job.

Another verse.

(Always calls, seldom raise)’s on a (calling to try and make hand),

Please oh please I want an ace,

He gets a (2),

Unlucky dear another (pile of discards)

or

Who cares a f……….,