POKER HOSPITAL for Benny

unknown_username

  
"Stretcher Bearer"   "Man Down" !!   "Medic" !!


 

"Straight Jacket Required, with sedatives" !!


  

  "Benny's ready for the Poker Hospital, gibberish babbling about mucking fuppets, and wallabies playing in the Deep Stack, (Double Chips??) calling stations and hero's and last card Louis" !! 

 "NURSE" !!!!!!!!!    ..........  "get me out of here" !



"Ya can poke ya Deep Stack (double chips)   raving  raving raving nutters"



*Sigh* ... "Thank you Nurse"    !!   Right where's the cash tables !!

Sings as we go   to the cash tables  .....
 " Outside a lunatic asylum, as I was breaking up stones,
 a lunatic  called out to me , "
 "Good morning Mr Jones"
" how much a week do you get for doing that"?
"15 bob I cried"
" Why , Come inside ya silly blighter,    come inside"   )
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nirvana29

lol, where are these drawings from?

freechips1

poker hospital is great come visit me benny im on ward 3 bed 6, how long u in for?

unknown_username

In Response to Re: POKER HOSPITAL for Benny:

poker hospital is great come visit me benny im on ward 3 bed 6, how long u in for?
Posted by freechips1

And I'm in bed 8.

dav1964

Nice one benny really good.I did look last night but did not post as the pictures were still awaiting approval.wd mate

PILLOWMAN

CHEERS BENNY , THXS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS . KEEP EM COMING .

unknown_username

Very funny Benny.

Do you need the hospital chaplain

unknown_username

 
 lol Chaplin, well yes you could  say a little prayer  for me, as I'm trying to do a "Thierry Henry" at the moment, having a quick one off the wrist while the ref's not looking ????

  It's in french but "Jouer' means Click (lol I think) (Move mouse then click to score)
  http://www.jeu-de-main.com/ 

If your Irish dont  look  )

scrumdown

lol very good benny

scotty77

You should make it down to Luton tongith Benny.  £40 plus £20 unlimited rebuys plus £20 addon at first break.

Played it for the first time last week and was impressed with the standard.  Is a better tournie than the 'deepstack' on Wednesday.

DTWBANDIT

     very funny m8 "Carry On Doctor Benny "  dtw

unknown_username

Hi ya Bandit,  NO I'm not the doctor here,  I'm the best  )

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HObQdGsaTAA

 It's just the others haven't realised it yet !           lol

BANDICOOT

STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BENNY !!!

unknown_username

lol hahaaaa  yes Bandicoot,  thats about right at the moment  !!

PiAnOpLaYa

BANDICOOT

HI Benny thought that would tickle ya sense of humour, keep it at it your experience and talent will win through,

WHO CAN YA TURN TO ?.......

just love this saying and have adopted as my motto lol..

unknown_username

 lol @  'Who can ya turn to ?"     Yes it's an old one from my days of live cash games at Luton ..

Some players when they'd just busted out and are starting to leave the table would  ask me ,
 "How could that guy call my all-in bet ?"     Now as I was still sitting there in the game. I'd just raise my eyebrows and shrug my shoulders, smile  and say the  immortal words  ..
 "Who can ya turn to ?"    ..................  The thing is,  we all get bad beats, and  'deep down'  is anyone really  interested in bad-beat story's ?    )

BANDICOOT

Benny,  you rock! I love your forum stuff, never stop!