Best saying you ever heard from a poker player

bridboy451

 poker is gambling , i gamble , gambling is taking chances , i take chances , chances are i will win or lose ................

goodylad21

"Smerk at me again & i'll punch your light outs" lol

memfno

Referring to AA and KK - "Donkey Hand. Anyone can play those"

JockBMW

"You've got as much chance of winning this hand as the Titanic had of reaching New York "

memfno

On sitting down with a bunch of regulars when playing a tournament - "See I'm on the TV table again"

memfno

On joining a table "Wow what a good looking table, feel like i've joined a boy band!"

memfno

On a playing taking a bad beat "Don't look for justice on a poker table kid"

bridboy451

you could have warned me you had trips ..............

memfno

One i used on being slow rolled "Wow how clever, thats brilliant. who taught you how to do that? Brilliant that" and repeat ad nauseum throughout the tournament for every hand they are in.

memfno

and of course the old favourite just before you get outdrawn.........."I know I'm behind but......"

bridboy451

In Response to Re: Best saying you ever heard from a poker player:

"Smerk at me again & i'll punch your light outs" lol
Posted by goodylad21

i think you need to change casinos lol

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Best saying you ever heard from a poker player:

"Smerk at me again & i'll punch your light outs" lol
Posted by goodylad21

Reminds me of a time...

At a Live Poker table in a Bristol Casino. Guy comes to the table and overhears that I play online as a job (probably didn't hear that I go to Uni too). He attempts to needle me. I laugh at him and say he looks like an online player. He asks me why. Laughing, I say because you're fat. He then verbally threatens to stab me. I laugh harder. 

bridboy451

In Response to Re: Best saying you ever heard from a poker player:

In Response to  Re: Best saying you ever heard from a poker player : Reminds me of a time... At a Live Poker table in a Bristol Casino. Guy comes to the table and overhears that I play online as a job (probably didn't hear that I go to Uni too). He attempts to needle me. I laugh at him and say he looks like an online player. He asks me why. Laughing, I say because you're fat. He then verbally threatens to stab me. I laugh harder. 
Posted by patwalshh

lovin it lol

bridboy451

pair of aces under , bystander sees them and whispers to me , " american airlines , good chance of crashing then " .......................

jonjo75

In Response to Re: Best saying you ever heard from a poker player:

One i used on being slow rolled "Wow how clever, thats brilliant. who taught you how to do that? Brilliant that" and repeat ad nauseum throughout the tournament for every hand they are in.
Posted by memfno[/QUOTE


You have mistaken best for worst surely.

Glenelg

"I've had enough of these river RNG suck-outs, happens to me ALL the bleep-bleep time!   I'm leaving, Ya hear me I'M LEAVING"  

;-))

AMYBR

sigh, with a completely different flop that would have been a great hand.

scotty77

In Response to Re: Best saying you ever heard from a poker player:

"I've had enough of these river RNG suck-outs, happens to me ALL the bleep-bleep time!   I'm leaving, Ya hear me I'M LEAVING"   ;-))
Posted by Glenelg

lol

you hear so many in live poker.

heard people say that they don't like aces and prefer AK as its easier to get away from lol

ckd

 my favorite is 

"You call this one and it's all over, baby."

 good old scotty 

Wilhelm

Carlo said this a while back and I haven't been able to forget it:

"I bet enough to choke the family dog."

IDONKCALLU

carlo   on a tv show when jimmynoleg was playing made me rofl 

he said i bet jimmynoleg doesnt limp much lol