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a xmas poem / please feel free to join in and post
Brilliant Irish
Nearly as good as my Poker Rhyme.
LOL
Nearly as good as my Poker Rhyme.
LOL
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The night before xmas
twas the night before xmas, when all thru the abode
only one creature was stirring, she was cleaning the floor boards
the children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds
while visions of the presents flipped thru their heads .
the dad was snoring in front of the tv,
with a half constructed bike propped up on his knee,
so only the mom heard the reindeers hooves clatter,
which made her sigh " now what's the matter "
with a deck scrubbing brush still clutched in her hand ,
she descended the stairs and saw the old man [ no not tk ]
he was covered in soot and with a big shrug,
" just great " muttered mom, " now i have to clean that dam n rug "
" ho ho ho " cried santa " i am glad you are awake. "
" your gift was especially very very very difficult to make ",
" oh thanks santa but all that i want is time alone "
" exactly " he chuckled " so i made you a clone "
" a clone " she muttered " what good is that "
" ahh run a long santa i have no time for chit chat "
then out of the sack he pulled the clone, the mothers twin ,
same hair same eyes same double chin .
" she will cook she will mop she will dust and clean mess "
" you can relax take it easy , just like a princess ",
" fantastic three cheers my dream has come true ",
" i will shop till i drop and sleep all night through ",
from the bedroom above the young child did cry,
" mummy dearest come quick , my bed its wet not dry ",
the cloned replied " i am coming sweetheart "
the real mum smiled " that clone she sure knows her part "
the clone changed the small one and hummed him a tune ,
as she tucked the child in a night that was full moon ,
" your the best mum ever said the child i love you " ,
the clone smiled and said " i love you to "
the mum frowned and said " sorry santa no deal "
" that my child's love, she's trying to steal "
so santa said " lets make this clear,
your saying only one loving mother is needed here " .
the mum then went and kissed the child in the bed ,
and said " thank you santa for clearing my head "
" i sometimes forget that it wont be to long ,
that soon they will be to old for my cradle and song "
nice one irish u allways make me smile when i read ure posts ,even if it a 1 liner directed at me ,lol