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10 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman

margatemafmargatemaf
edited July 2010 in The Shed
  • 10. A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have
    had in the past.
  • 09. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical
    devices.
  • 08. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the
    closet.
  • 07. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.
  • 06. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
  • 05. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up underneath it.
  • 04. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb
    and have it hauled away.
  • 03. A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees.
  • 02. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football all day.
  • 01. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the
    back of your pickup truck.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited July 2010
    Christmas Trees are usually great cooks* 
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  • paige55paige55
    edited July 2010
    CHRISTMAS TREE,S LOOK PREETY NIGHT AND DAY
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  • -TARAS--TARAS-
    edited July 2010
    In Response to 10 Reasons Why a Christmas Tree Is Better Than a Woman:
    10. A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past. 09. Christmas trees don’t get mad if you use exotic electrical devices. 08. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet. 07. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls. 06. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home. 05. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up underneath it. 04. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away. 03. A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees. 02. A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch football all day. 01. A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
    Posted by margatemaf
    Lol, if your woman gets upset if you break one of her balls, something is wrong on a few levels 
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited July 2010
    Christmas trees are better at parallel parking
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