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True funny stories
I'll start this one
when i was a young nipper, me and my mum & dad took a holiday traveling up the river thames on our boat, we had just passed henley and decided to stop by the river and have a bbq. seen as it was a baking hot day i decided to take a swim so on came the trunks and in i dive. anyway after a little the family in the next boat asked if i would like to use this machine they had (basically a submersible that pulls along the water via a propeller) which being a kid at heart took up the offer.
after a little while i decided to take the plunge and head out into deeper water, what fun i was having but then disaster something started tugging on my shorts, fearing i was being attacked by some stray great white killer shark i sh*t myself, shouting to my dad for help i then relised there i am being dragged under by the bloody machine (the string of my shorts was wrapped around the propeller) my only chance of fathering a family disappearing quicker than a afgan at dover. what did my dad after hearing my crys for help. did he do a hoff and dive in to save his only child. NO the s*d ran to get all his mates and my mum and the proceded to capture the moment on camcorder. after getting out of the water the propeller had ripped a huge chunk from my shorts and was MM from ending my fathering abilities
when i was a young nipper, me and my mum & dad took a holiday traveling up the river thames on our boat, we had just passed henley and decided to stop by the river and have a bbq. seen as it was a baking hot day i decided to take a swim so on came the trunks and in i dive. anyway after a little the family in the next boat asked if i would like to use this machine they had (basically a submersible that pulls along the water via a propeller) which being a kid at heart took up the offer.
after a little while i decided to take the plunge and head out into deeper water, what fun i was having but then disaster something started tugging on my shorts, fearing i was being attacked by some stray great white killer shark i sh*t myself, shouting to my dad for help i then relised there i am being dragged under by the bloody machine (the string of my shorts was wrapped around the propeller) my only chance of fathering a family disappearing quicker than a afgan at dover. what did my dad after hearing my crys for help. did he do a hoff and dive in to save his only child. NO the s*d ran to get all his mates and my mum and the proceded to capture the moment on camcorder. after getting out of the water the propeller had ripped a huge chunk from my shorts and was MM from ending my fathering abilities