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Attention Team Orford - Your Captain Needs YOU!"!!!!! yes YOU!!!!!!
TKO leg 2 is almost upon us and its velocity this week.
Get yourself into tonights velocity tournament starting at 10pm so you can practise and experience this type of tournament.
We must use every underhand trick to gain an advantage!!!!
Get yourself into tonights velocity tournament starting at 10pm so you can practise and experience this type of tournament.
We must use every underhand trick to gain an advantage!!!!
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oops im supposed to be working in hotel
unfortunatly i cant play the velocity to night as im deep behind enemy lines spying...... i mean im done the pub drinking lots and am no way hiding behind the plant in the corner of the old ppls home.....
but i will be back in time 4 TKO
very brave of you working behind enemy lines.........
another team-tactic is to keep LML in as long as posssible so she cant heckle our brave leader.
i hope its not too hot and smelly behind that plant???
Yes yes.. You can run, and you may hide... But we will find you (espcially when you publish your whereabouts on this MOST public thread- Yet another example of Team Orford insubordination).. and then we will throw bedpans at you. And we will NOT empty them first!
Run... Little boy. .RUN!!!
We have all bases covered.
jaeger its getting a lil smelly, but i think thats were iv been "watering the plant" for the last 3 days i will post my report in the morning general..... now i have to slip into this death costume so i can escape with ease, ill also shout something along the lines of " IF TEAM TIKAY WIN THIS TKO I WILL BE BACK FOR ALL OF YOU!!!!!" that should put the willys up 'um.... n thay dont like it up 'um lol
is that the kind of cultivation that goes on at Burgundy Fields???
We have all bases covered?????? Beware what lurks in the underworld.................
oh, my shift at hotel over:):):) home soon lol.wat a hard days work
Nope ..We know where you are.. But Neville in bed 3 does like to 'water' the plants at night... and who are we to deprive him of 'the little talking leprechaun' he keeps banging on about to Ethel in bed 4.. Besides he likes having something to aim for
And then we can look forward to a whole week of unadulterated Team Tikay bashing on the forum.
Stay strong, my fellow Orfordians, the time is almost upon us...
Remember, THIS is what we're up against...
all bugs have been place aswell, hearing aids now wisper poperganda agenst tikay and preach the might of team orford, reading glases have been covered in a film that will make the old ones think thay have poket aces all the time, the tartan blankets have been lassed with sleeping powder and the mobility scooters have all be put in revers.....
i did have listening devises in the bed pans but all i got from them was a 'tinke' sound and the odd dull thump.....
death is lerking in the corner now, just have to wait 4 todays team talk over short bread and milk for max effect of my get away...
..and he can see that you are at home on your computer.. I have heard the penalties for misinformation are MOST severe. Good luck DH. Good luck.
i can see a knighthood in this foir you...
im sure its been more than 24 hrs sinces amnesty??????
lmao