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Forum News Reel!!! - One Paige at a Time...........
The "Forum News Reel" - Out Now!!
Forum News Reel (The OK Magazine of Forum Celebrities)............Uncovers all the hot gossip being posted by our very own forum celebs.
Yes.....An exclusive insight into the daily lives of our very own forum posting celebs, starting this week with our Hot-tastic forum fav' Paige55 which has been aptly named....... "One Paige at a Time"
So........."Whats In"..."Whats Out"..."What New" and "Whats What"
Whats Hot?...."Whats Not".....and.....Whats Been Posted on What?
WHAT!!!!!!
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This week we can reveal that our Forum Fav’ “Paige55” was seen to be flirting with a member of staff at Sky Poker Headquarters in a bid to secure a Top Spot in “Top of The Posts”
Paige55 said “AND WHY HAVE I NOT HAD A SEAT ***”
It is believed that the *** may have been an attempt to blow kisses at the sky representative, although Paige55 has declined to comment on her suggestive behaviour J
Paige55 has been bidding for a place in “Top of the Posts” for many months, and finally all her hard work has paid off even after she exclusively revealed, she thought she had been “Sent to Coventry” in an earlier post in Horse Magazine “The Rail”
Forum News Reel will be reporting the results of the “Top of the Post” Event Live so keep a look out in our future issues………..
Forum Hotty Paige55 pays tribute to Sky Poker Customer Services after broadband mayhem!!!
Thanking them for all their help Paige said "you are the best xxx"
Rumours were rife as to the identity of the "Sky Poker Customer Services Representative" after Paige was again seen to blow kisses at the member of staff
The Chatgate Scandal!!!
We can exclusively reveal that our forum fav' Paige55 inadvertently joined Sky Poker thinking it was a "Chat Site"
Paige55, well known for her outgoing personality joined Sky Poker looking to chat to other fellow forumites, however, after recent revelations of flirting and exposed kisses on the site, it is unknown whether a third party may be involved
After successfully joining the site Paige55 revealed her secret, but later admitted that, although she still doesn't fully understand anything anyone says on the site, she is enjoying her poker experience and friends on sky.
Paiges Linked to the Max!!
A forum outsider has revealed that forum Hotty Paige55's recent flirtations may be linked to forum icon Maxally.
We have unconfirmed reports that Paige55 and Maxally have recently been seen hanging out in "Al's Bar" however, an insider at "Al's Bar" has suggested the relationship between the two may go much deeper, as the couple were recently spotted together at a local "AA Meeting" after a late night out at "Al's Bar"
A quote from the man himself.
"TY Trish x. As a very valued customer I will let you pay for the 1st snowball. However, I will pay for your next 5! Bottoms up.
Covert Camera captures intimate moment between forum couple...............
To enhance our readers experience "Maxally's" picture may have been "Air Brushed"
Lambert180 Linked to Drugs....
After a recent visit to the clinic, it was feared that lambert180 may have been linked with drugs, however, we can exclusively reveal that this is not the case.
lambert180 told "Forum News Reel" that he had been to the clinic to offer advice to others. When asked if he had ever tried it, he said........
"Only thing I'd say is that I'd probably go half pot"
Sordid Secret of Paige3 Girl......
Paige3 Fav' has exclusively revealed, although it was a life long fantasy (of Maxally's) she had declined getting involved in a love triangle in favour of a forum ban cover up
No more details have yet been released.
Al's Bar has been linked to seedy "Lap Dancing" however, our correspondent is unsure at this time who's lap it is and who's doing the dancing
We will bring you further updates as they arrive.
In a remarkable outburst, the Forum Franetic known to many as "oynutter" spoke out about his views on repressing the gay community in a recent thread called "Moron Watch -When will Sky ever act?"
When asked about his views on the subject he said "force them to sit at their table, where their bums are freely available to everyone"
oynutter objected to this recent report by "Forum News Reel" and said that his comments had been taken out of context, however "Forum News Reel" is unable to confirm the validity of his comments
Almost "Top of the Posts"
Paige55 was in a daze after finishing runner up in "Top of the Posts" Tourney. In an epic battle, Paige eventually secumbed to a quality field and with a well deserved 2nd place.
Results Below -
GaryQQQ12000 1 £50paige5502£30scouse_red03£25BorinLoner04£20DOHHHHHHH 05£15patwalshh06£10
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/02/28/inspiration_mars_wants_couple_for_mars_trip/
Phone Tapping Scandal!!!
We can exclusively reveal that our forum news reel editor was released from custody after a lengthy investigation into "Phone Tapping".
No charges were bought against the "Forum News Reel" Editor after examinations revealed a faulty speaker in the phone which was said to be causing the Tapping Noise
Normal Service has resumed
Have sent off My subscription!!
As a Regular In Al's Bar & othere Low Places, will keep my ear to the Ground for any further stories & report back to Trev!!
Keep em Peeled!!
Away Players Causing Confusion!
It has recently been suggested that "Away Players" are not playing the game and this is causing some confusion with other online players.
Other online players have been seen turning up to play poker at tables only to find the table has "Away Players" - Stumped by this anomally other online players are getting confused as to how they should play poker against them and win when they are away.
It has been suggested that "Away Players" have some kind of advantage over other online players at the table as they are not betting on any hands and folding a lot.
Forum news reel went out to investigate, however, when we turned up to interview the "Away Players" they were all away causing even more confusion.
An insider has suggested that they have recently found an edge over the "Away Players" and it's just a matter of time before other online players find out about their secret.
Forum News Reel secretly filmed a game recently and we can exclusively reveal that the secret of beating "Away Players" is.............RAISE.
Yes!!! you heared it here first.