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General Jaeger
Sir... my report form behind enemy lines follows, its top secret and must not pass into the wrong hand so i intrust it to you
While being placed deep behind enemy line in burgandy fileds, feeding myself only on left over rusk's and stealing inmates water while thay slept i found somthing very intresting out... burgandy fileds is actuly a mentle institution. its full of crazzy old fools that think thay are actuly going to win this TKO!!! i managed to convince one inmate i wasnt real n just a friend in his head and he reviled to me that team tikay didnt actuly play the first TKO n are not planing to play this one ether... thay all load up there profiles into a masive computer that makes all the plays 4 them while thay nap!!!! the comuter runs on old ppl smell so is unditectible to any from of scanning, it also pumps out these strange robots, i followed one and it put on a tikay suit. after donning this suit he went off down the local casino and won lots of money, theres a shelf life on these robot tikays of about 4 hours befor thay burn up ant catch fire...
finaly LML is not a true meber of team tikay, as she perposly steared the nite gards away from my location promising then a kiss... new gards were brought in so god only knows what she did to them, she also help in my escape back to orford castle.
the nightmareish things i witnessed in that place will dog my dreams forever sir, and as a personal note i wish for all ferther operations were are men n women get sent to that place be stopped. i weep for those traped in that place under the dictatership of tikay.
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VWD lol
Ibelieve his lordship has a knighthood impended for you.
interesting report, will forward it to my team of investigative journalists