We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list

RICHORFORD

hey rich can i be the water carrier?

RICHORFORD

Official press release from Orford HQ.

 

The team hierarchy.

 

Fellow team members, feel free to cut and paste, and then add your name and job title to it. Or amend your existing one as you see fit.

    

 

 

                                               TEAM ORFORD

 

Battle-hardened but steely and determined leader- Richard Orford

Vice captain- who will always finish exactly one place behind his leader as a mark of respect-Phil12Uk

Token celebrity + man who will abandon his duties at crucial moments when his wife calls him down for his tea. Grrrr! - James Hartigan

MVP so far and all round rabble rouser- Jaegerbomb

Irish correspondent- IrishRover

Official Tikay insulter- Dingdell.

Lisa-marie nuzzler- Merenovice

 

Substitute Lisa-Marie nuzzler in case Mere is away- RichOrford

 

Substiute Lisa-Marie nuzzler in case Richard is away- every other bloke in the team.

 

Rear guard- Tallboy

 

Chief trench digger- Diggerman (Can he dig it? Yes he can)

 

Team poet laureate- D3ADH4ND5            

 

Chief Interrogator- (coz he asks)- Aski

 

Secret weapon- Delta

 

Most valuable player who chose "No preference" but we'll let them off. This once.- Annie_Duke

 

Team totty (also great players)- Candi and Penny-Less

Official team spokesman and morale-booster- EdKent123

Sky Poker newbie who’s carving it up- RossJB14

Team mascot- Dav1964

Official defender against Team Tikay forum hecklers- (oh, and water-carrier too. We'll still need refreshments)- Chels

Team Stalwart- Buistyboy

Official court conjuror- Ozzie the Wizard (Ozzie8)

 

Team chaplain- (he has already prayed to the poker Gods and Father Vaigret to show us the way)- Kalooki8

Valued member with a worrying penchant of going all-in with 3-5 suited: 35Suited

Team-member with the fittest wife- Grimstar30

Outstanding performances in Leg 2 Award- Shanxta and ScotsJB

Official Yorkshire correspondent- SolarCarro

Livewire- BennyDip

Honourable members- ElsaDog, Supernova

Worringly accurate profile pic- NoseyBonk

Most improved player- FBS

And finally,

 

Weapon of Mass Destruction- OnlyOneCT.

 

BOOM!!!!!!!

unknown_username

Is that Battle hardy or FOOL hardy Mr Orford?

I suggest you go and sit on the naughty step and think very long and hard (oo-er) about what you've done!

RICHORFORD

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list:

hey rich can i be the water carrier?
Posted by chels

I've seen your posts Chels- And I hereby promote you....

Official defender against Team Tikay forum hecklers- (oh, and water-carrier too. We'll still need refreshments)- Chels

I have amended the team list above.

Penny_Less

I'll win one of these for you soon captain i promise!

RICHORFORD

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list:

I'll win one of these for you soon captain i promise!
Posted by Penny_Less

You played great in the last one Penny, you're definitely in my Starting XI!

x

annie_duke

I'm not on the list

Is it cos I ticked "no preference" ? lol

RICHORFORD

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list:

I'm not on the list Is it cos I ticked "no preference" ? lol
Posted by annie_duke

You are now Annie- lol!

unknown_username

Honoured to represent the Orford! Will try and cash again.  Remember Ozzie the Wizard (Ozzie8), he and phil encouraged me to join the Orfordites

EDKENT123

Its A honor to serve in your army, may we fight to the death.

And may i congratulate TEAM ORFORD on what will be a fine battle. when the dust settles the score will be

3-2

RICHORFORD

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list:

Honoured to represent the Orford! Will try and cash again.  Remember Ozzie the Wizard (Ozzie8), he and phil encouraged me to join the Orfordites
Posted by rossjb14

Amended, Ross.

JAEGERBOMB

Delighted and honoured with my appointment Skipper. Will do my best to find any incriminating stories about team tikay and that evil place known as burgundy towers.

Looks a very impressive list, just wonder are there actually any more members to add to this????

Oh, i know MereNovice wants the post of chief LML-muzzler

Kiwini4u

Amazing they can't even come up with an original idea.  Team Tikay have had their list up for days.

MADMOO

Think you should appoint somebody "chief tissue supplier", to help dry your eyes after next weeks defeat.

webby234

must admit it is a bit embarrassing

Torryladd

I will pour the whisky when we win

diablo_pez

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list:

Think you should appoint somebody "chief tissue supplier", to help dry your eyes after next weeks defeat.
Posted by MADMOO

lol

unknown_username

Mr Oford well done on your list even tho it is a bit late.

I am glad that you have elected Kalooki as my opposite number and as you say we have already spoken to try and put you on the right path.

Difficult job but somebody has to do it. 

unknown_username

Thank you,  Captain oh my Captain,  (Live wire,  me ?) 
sorry my pocket KK's got busted by a   TiKy with 9 4 o/s  and then said,
"sorry,  I thought you were bluffing"  .. "MEDIC !!!

unknown_username

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list:

Mr Oford well done on your list even tho it is a bit late. I am glad that you have elected Kalooki as my opposite number and as you say we have already spoken to try and put you on the right path. Difficult job but somebody has to do it. 
Posted by vaigret

We are fellow fathers of different religions, whereas dear father Vaigret holds the crippled and sick to his waiting busom I travel 40 days and 40 nights to meditate and drink fresh holy water in the Orford Straits.

diablo_pez

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list:

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list : We are fellow fathers of different religions, whereas dear father Vaigret holds the crippled and sick to his waiting busom I travel 40 days and 40 nights to meditate and drink fresh holy water in the Orford Straits.
Posted by kalooki8

sicko!

unknown_username

Additional - I am not a violent man and do not wish to get overly competitive with Father Vaigret but I pray next week team Orford does succeed so I can bash the bishop repeatedly.

unknown_username

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list:

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list : sicko!
Posted by diablo_pez

Me thinks Diablo is not pure of mind lol

diablo_pez

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list:

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list : Me thinks Diablo is not pure of mind lol
Posted by kalooki8

funnily enough you're not the 1st to say that...lol

tallboy

Errrr Ricardo have you forgotten someone?

DiggerMan

SIR! CAPTAIN, SIR!

May I offer my services to the cause as Chief Trench Builder!

We're going to have to dig in deep to pull this out of the bag now but WE WILL SUCCEED!!!

Fight on for victory Team Orford!!

MereNovice

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list:

SIR! CAPTAIN, SIR! May I offer my services to the cause as Chief Trench Builder! We're going to have to dig in deep to pull this out of the bag now but WE WILL SUCCEED!!! Fight on for victory Team Orford!!
Posted by DiggerMan

Good man Digger. With men like you, we cannot fail.

MereNovice

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list:

Delighted and honoured with my appointment Skipper. Will do my best to find any incriminating stories about team tikay and that evil place known as burgundy towers. Looks a very impressive list, just wonder are there actually any more members to add to this???? Oh, i know MereNovice wants the post of chief LML-muzzler
Posted by JAEGERBOMB

Shhhhhhhhhhh, it was all supposed to be "on the hush-hush".
I can report "no progress so far" but I'm not easily defeated.

unknown_username

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list:

In Response to Re: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers: TEAM ORFORD- the list : Shhhhhhhhhhh, it was all supposed to be "on the hush-hush". I can report "no progress so far" but I'm not easily defeated.
Posted by MereNovice

BUSTED!!!

x

SwansFC

Drink a drink a drink to orford the king the king
Where am i on this list young sir? I will be making an appearence in the remaining games (which i expect us to win)

NoseyBonk

Given how sexy I am I can say I'm 100% happy with my role :-) Thanks Rich.