Things NOT to do in Dublin!!

oynutter

 Just thought I would start a thread of tips for keeping safe in Dublin pubs-- post here if you have one

1. you like glasgow celtic, and not rangers--lol

oynutter

Londonderry does not exist !--- it's Derry

oynutter

England is not the mainland---lol---amazing how many people get poked for that one

MAXALLY

Do not drink in any pub with TRIP5. You will be banned by association.

yoyo

guinness is good for you

oynutter

Thatcher jokes are very. very funny!---lovl

unknown_username

Don't Tell Any Irish Jokes?

TRIP5

Dont ask Maxxy for directions, you'll end up in Belfast!!

xx

oynutter

racism is not really racist, it is just having the craic

HITMAN_RV

Two Irishmen were asked to measure the Height of a Flagpole...
They Had a Tape Measure, ...But No Ladder....
They were stumped, Scratching their Heads....

A Blonde Lady came along & asked what the problem was...

They explained....

She Bent Over...... [EASY],

......she then skillfully un-screwed the bolts holding up the Flag-pole, asking the Irishmen to Hold the flagpole for support then gently lower the Pole down onto The Ground....

She then Took the Tape, ...Bent Over Again [OWWEERRR], ..& measured the flag pole!!



"18 Feet 6 Inches"  She announced, Then Strode off with a Wiggle ~,  & spring in her Step.....



The Irishmen looked at each other, Scratched theirs heads again...

Then One said.......

HITMAN_RV

" .....Bejeeesusss....    Is'nt That justTypical of a Blonde!!!

We Had to Measure for The Height.....
& She Measures The Width "

oynutter

If a big hairy mad fella starts asking you what you think about anything--------- there is a better pub around the corner!------ Quckly!

oynutter

Befriend the barman --- and try to judge whether he likes you--they save lives you know!

paige55

an Irish woman on holiday in Jamaica,paddy rings her and asks how's the weather,she tells him great i get 10 inches off snow every night :):)

oynutter

If the toilets are labled -- fir--- and-- mna-----dont think in English logic---fir is male--- mna is female---- remember when drunk--lol

ctbn

Dont assume his name is ......PADDY

ctbn

In Response to Things NOT to do in Dublin!!:

 Just thought I would start a thread of tips for keeping safe in Dublin pubs-- post here if you have one 1. you like glasgow celtic, and not rangers--lol
Posted by oynutter

This is wrong,,,,, nobody likes CELTIC

ctbn

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Wow I really don't know where to start with this.I taught it was 2013.
Posted by day4eire76

ITS ONLY BANTER M8

day4eire76

Your probaly right just caught by surprise with title and first post about how to keep safe in Dublin pubs.
Don't remember similar threads about Notts or London.
TBH have plenty of friends over from the UK and none have ever had any problems in the bars.

MAXALLY

Wait till we start on the Welsh n Scots!

ctbn

In Response to Re: Things NOT to do in Dublin!!:

Your probaly right just caught by surprise with title and first post about how to keep safe in Dublin pubs. Don't remember similar threads about Notts or London. TBH have plenty of friends over from the UK and none have ever had any problems in the bars.
Posted by day4eire76

hi m8
i would love to be in Dublin for the spt , but work commitments say no, and i would feel 100% safe there as the Irish are wonderful people, just like the Scotch,and the Welsh....... and sometimes the English (lol)

Tikay10

In Response to Re: Things NOT to do in Dublin!!:

Your probaly right just caught by surprise with title and first post about how to keep safe in Dublin pubs. Don't remember similar threads about Notts or London. TBH have plenty of friends over from the UK and none have ever had any problems in the bars.
Posted by day4eire76

Hi day4,

Totally understand your point, but for the record, the lad who started the thread has lived in the RoI for all his life, as far as I know. 

Look forward to seeing you there, hopefully.

day4eire76

Ah don't mind me just having an off day.

day4eire76

Hi Tikay

As I posted just having an off day.Have quailfed (through national freeroll of all things) and will be there and looking forward to it and puting names to alais's.

Pat





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In Response to Re: Things NOT to do in Dublin!! : Hi day4, Totally understand your point, but for the record, the lad who started the thread has lived in the RoI for all his life, as far as I know.  Look forward to seeing you there, hopefully.
Posted by Tikay10

ctbn

In Response to Re: Things NOT to do in Dublin!!:

Hi Tikay As I posted just having an off day.Have quailfed (through national freeroll of all things) and will be there and looking forward to it and puting names to alais's. Pat In Response to Re: Things NOT to do in Dublin!! :
Posted by day4eire76

good luck on the day,,, day

Tikay10

You are a top bloke Pat.

We shall have a drink on Dublin, on me. Coffee, or a pot of tea?

Congrats on winning the seat. Should be a great weekend.

day4eire76

Coffee thanks until we can partake in the good stuff.

Pat



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You are a top bloke Pat. We shall have a drink on Dublin, on me. Coffee, or a pot of tea? Congrats on winning the seat. Should be a great weekend.
Posted by Tikay10

day4eire76

Thanks Pal


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In Response to Re: Things NOT to do in Dublin!! : good luck on the day,,, day
Posted by ctbn

MAXALLY

Just to clarify, I too am just having a bit of banter Pat. I was one of the 1st to congratulate  you when won your seat and wish you well in the tourney.

I would much prefer to go to Dublin than Glasgow or Cardiff TBH

ctbn

In Response to Re: Things NOT to do in Dublin!!:

Just to clarify, I too am just having a bit of banter Pat. I was one of the 1st to congratulate  you when won your seat and wish you well in the tourney. I would much prefer to go to Dublin than Glasgow or Cardiff TBH
Posted by MAXALLY

lol............. sook

day4eire76

Honestly no offence was taken Alan, just in a bit of a huff when I got in from work.Feeling a tad bit embarassed by my post.I think you werre the first to congratulate me and if I remember right I have to get you a pint.

Pat





In Response to Re: Things NOT to do in Dublin!!:

Just to clarify, I too am just having a bit of banter Pat. I was one of the 1st to congratulate  you when won your seat and wish you well in the tourney. I would much prefer to go to Dublin than Glasgow or Cardiff TBH
Posted by MAXALLY