Poker Limericks

oynutter

That VespaPX is a flirt

If only his bits were quite pert

I'll imagine they are

and see just how far

He would go if I were a pervert

VespaPX

In Response to Re: Poker Limericks:

That VespaPX is a flirt If only his bits were quite pert I'll imagine they are and see just how far He would go if I were a pervert
Posted by oynutter

Thanks for that , just spat my coffee out laughing :-)))

oynutter

always swallow imo

paige55

In Response to Re: Poker Limericks:

always swallow imo
Posted by oynutter

LOL XXX

oynutter

There was a young lady named paige

I say young but don't know her age

It say's 55 there

but I would'nt dare

to guess that it's that at this stage

a00rock

Oh how these guys crack me up
Oynutter and Vespa must sup
A gallon a day
They must put away
I think they both win the cup.

oynutter

There was a young man that's a rock

Who covered a thing with a sock

We knew what it was

But only because

It was in the same place as his clock

VespaPX

That Paige is a wonderful lass
Quite close to her bus pass
Some say she's as daft as a brush
But you wouldn't tell her to hush
Because she just has too much class

oynutter

A lass is not quite what she is

And not even is she a miss

The bus pass can wait

I think it's too late

she cannot sit down and not p --------------- [ffs--no more ink]

oynutter

That last verse was somewhat a risk

That Paige has a powerful whisk

How sorry I felt

It's below the belt

I'd better protect with a disc

oynutter

I wrote one in another dominion

About Greghogg, who's one a million!

It implied he was fat

It's very rude, that

and dos'nt reflect my opinion