TONIGHT LIVE ON CH 861 with Rich and Ryan ***make sure to enter the main event Last Longer on here p

unknown_username

Hi all

Caption comp

TK say " I have been rubbing this lamp hoping for a wish, insted of a genie I got a Jenny "

BorinLoner

Master Cash.

Marster Cash.

Spot the difference.


Prrrfff... southerners eh, Rich?

peter27

Richard, I'm out of the main event tonight, but you have just made my day!

You are completely right, it is "master", not "mar-ster"!!

MAXALLY

2nd caption effort...

Tikay saying...

"trust me Jen, this is a magic lamp and I have just used my last wish to ensure you never bubble a tournament again" *

*you may have to check the lobby for the full effect of this line

GELDY

Rich - in which world are the

Sunday Primo

& Tues Turbo

on consecutive days?

aussie09

10:02 PM	main	mini	both	% main in mini
entered	480	514	220	46
left	54	76	4
hu55tler1	31	41
OCD_man	43	56
GREGHOGG	47	5
agjk	50	21

peter27

Jen's drink is clearly alcoholic - she's already finished off a tonne of drinks on the table behind! No wonder she looks so happy ..

craigcu12

hi thei just thought I would check if I have missed my hand request I sent in asking on if I missed value by checking the river

the hand number 702437489

peter27

Ryan, if everyone robbed a bank, it doesn't make it right! Just because everyone at Sky Poker says "mar-ster", it doesn't make it right!

IT IS pronounced master - there is no r in the middle of it!!

BorinLoner

A missed flush draw is not the same as trip nines, Richard.

Maybe we should give you some tutoring before you play the UKOPS? We'll start with hand rankings.

aussie09

caption:


Save your love my darling, save your love
For summer nights with moon and stars above
A serenade I long to sing you
The reddest rose I'll always bring you
Save your love for Roma and for me



 

Phantom66

In Response to Re: TONIGHT LIVE ON CH 861 with Rich and Ryan ***make sure to enter the main event Last Longer on here plus the caption contest!***:

A missed flush draw is not the same as trip nines, Richard. Maybe we should give you some tutoring before you play the UKOPS? We'll start with hand rankings.
Posted by BorinLoner

Yes, but is was a made "orford flush" with those 4 spades

craigcu12

hi their if you haven't shown that other hand just leave it because I have a hand which I am even more questioned about
would a donk bet have worked better on the flop than to do a check raise
Hand History #702479106

david666

Thanks for the tourney entry Rich and Ryan, hopefully I'll put it to good use, I'm taking it as a lucky omen before the Spt Grand Final and the fantastic upcoming UKOPS series.

Cheers Davey

unknown_username

Caption

TK   " I asked the waitress for an invigorating drink, she came back with this pot from the fountain of youth "

Jen  " I don't think that pot is big enough to work on someone your age "

Enut

In Response to Re: TONIGHT LIVE ON CH 861 with Rich and Ryan ***make sure to enter the main event Last Longer on here plus the caption contest!***:

Hi Guys

Excellent as usual, two captions for you, only one of which is probably broadcastable!

1. With my new collostomy kettle she'll never know I keep wetting myself - "Waiter a new pot please"

2. I think I can drink Jen under the table but this Darjeling is strong stuff - hic.

Cheers

Enut

PenFifteen

Evening Chaps

Caption - Jen giggles to herself as the superglue on the kettle handle trick works again.

Can the Sky suits have a word with Orford.  Tell him that they may not be an R in Matser, but if he keeps on about it, there will be no F in Job.

Regards

Pen Fifteen

BorinLoner

The word "latte" is Italian. It just means milk.

The "a" should be pronounced in the same way as in the word Master. The right way - The Northern way! There is no "r" in there.

Seriously. Latte should not have an "r" sound.

RogueCell

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TILTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

It is pronounced GLEN-ROTH-ESS

I am English btw.

Get more educated please

BorinLoner

I feel we've bonded over this pronunciation stuff, Richard. It's been good and clearly a popular topic. Maybe channel 5 will make a show about it... Get your agent on that one.

RogueCell

I know this is a recorded segment, but would also like to point out that James Hartigan called the floor on me when I got up to have a wee at SPT Birmingham, not realising that when I came back my hand would be dead.  This was my 3rd live MTT and I wasn't even arguing.