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Dear Santa, For Christmas i would like....?

Sky_ElfSky_Elf
edited December 2009 in The Shed
hiya people,

elf here.

i've had a quick chat with the big man (Santa) and he's in a good mood. such a good mood that he's given me another seat in his Sack tournament to give away to one of you lucky 'shed heads'.

really easy this one all you have to do is fill in the blanks...

Dear Santa,

What i want for Christmas is.....


easy eh!

so come on, what do you want for Christmas?

1 seat will go to the funniest/ wittiest reply.

good luck!
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  • SAFIRASAFIRA
    edited December 2009
    dear santa what i want for chrismas is my two front teeth
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  • EDKENT123EDKENT123
    edited December 2009


    to be honest i dont want anything for christmas, as long as me wife & kids are with me thats enough for me
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited December 2009

    Kelly Brook plz

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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited December 2009
    What i want for christmas is..... A Christmas day wonderful and white
                                                 Stars shining brightly in the night
                                                 My favourite band fleetwood mac 
                                                 but most of all sky Elf in the sack (santas that is)

    Ive just won entry to santas sack so i dont need the prize xxx
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited December 2009
    .... for it to be over!

    Ho Ho bloody Ho

    Actually I'm already in based on my extreme sexyness, but GL to you lot :-D

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  • warticwartic
    edited December 2009
    be the man that Tiger Woods wife gets her revenge with
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  • lufcpatlufcpat
    edited December 2009
    what i want for christmas is. A PARTY WITH...

    c  herry ( not to much though )
    h     olly ( only chance of a snog )
    r     udolf ( to take santa home when he is p****D  err i mean merry )
    i     pod ( Thats my pressie)
    s     ky santa ( so long as he brings his sack )
    t     ony Master (aka tikay leader of the tko champions) kendall.
    m     ince pies ( yum yum with cream of course )
    a     lot of fun
    s ky elf ( well i got to invite you or i have no chance of wining creep creep )
       



    oh and plenty of BEER....Merry xmas to all at sky poker...



     
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  • paparonpaparon
    edited December 2009
      a seat in your tournament as i have never even seen you on the site yet to  get a chance to win a seat in it
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  • diablo_pezdiablo_pez
    edited December 2009
    snow!
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  • ness4ness4
    edited December 2009
    Dear Santa,

    what I want for Christmas is no arguments between my family for just ONE day! Hmm that's probably asking for too much lol
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  • bobbelbobbel
    edited December 2009
                      Harry Hill  knitted character, have you seen him in here?(bet it's the elf) or is he in santa's sack, can i have a look in the sack? please.
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  • Quagmire72Quagmire72
    edited December 2009
    Dear Santa,

    What i want for Christmas is entry into your sack tournament or entry into Megan Fox, not bothered which one it is, i've been a good boy so make it happen. (Apologies for the s mut yet again, i promise i'll stop)

    Giggety Goo
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  • moonooomoonooo
    edited December 2009
    Quagmire is that really you haha..from quahog to skypoker with love giggety giggety..oh yea and all i want for christmas is entry to that sack of love baby loool..have a good xmas people.
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  • BADBOY985BADBOY985
    edited December 2009
    MY KIDS TO SLEEP IN UNTIL AT LEAST MIDAY AND TO LOOK SLIGHTLY IMPRESSED WITH THE OCCASIONAL PRESENT OR AT LEAST FOR MY 10 YEARS OLDS "WOW THATS BRILLIANT" TO BE  SLIGHTLY MORE BELIEVABLE.
    LOTS OF SNOW TO KEEP THE INLAWS AWAY AND HELP ME NOT TO HAVE TO THINK OF EXCUSES FOR NOT HAVING TO "POP ROUND" TO VARIOUS PEOLPLES HOUSE TO DRINK WARM CHEAP LAGER WHEN I CAN STAY WARM AT HOME WITH AN ICE COLD STELLA.

    OH YEAH AND WORLD PEACE, AN END TO HUNGER AND THE OCCASIONAL PAIR OF ACES TO HOLD UP! 
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  • MereNoviceMereNovice
    edited December 2009

    What I want for Christmas is:

    World Peace
    An end to all disease and poverty


    ...


    oh, and a yacht, please.

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  • DiggerManDiggerMan
    edited December 2009
    Dear Santa, For Christmas i would like everybody.....but only for Christmas, as soon as its over I'll go back to not liking anyone! ;)

    ............unless I can get into Santas sack with you Sky Elf, then I would like everybody all of the time because I'd be so happy!! lol

    Subtle play on words, don't you think! ;)
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  • SHEWAZSHEWAZ
    edited December 2009
    i would like not to hv a hangover from the nt b4 lolol
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  • 1arnace1arnace
    edited December 2009
    What i want for Christmas is..... a mistletoe belt
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  • silver8acksilver8ack
    edited December 2009

    DEAR SANTA

    what i want for christmas is 
    To have a little crack
    At jumping in Elf's sack
    And have a rumble
    Maybe a feel and fumble
    And find the ticket for me 
    That will fill me with CHRISTMAS GLEE.

                                        

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  • FlutNushFlutNush
    edited December 2009
    Dear Santa,

    I've given this a lot of thought, and here's what I would like for Christmas (I don't care in which order they tumble down the chimney):

    1. I'd like Sky to have a 'Command Z' feature, such as I have on my on Apple Mac, whereby I could undo my last mistake; dodgy call or bad bet; and simply play on with impunity.

    2. I'd like a new button... say 'Command A', which would work in a similar fashion, but rather than undoing mistakes, would allow me to pluck my cards from the muck – after the flop has been dealt – especially if I had flopped a full house, or a very well disguised nuts.

    3. I'd like a bedroom clock that was frozen at 7pm, so that when I come in from the casino at 4am, bouncing off the door-frames and wanting to make ill-advised amorous advances, my wife would happily chirp: “Blimey, you haven't been out long, how much did you win?”

    4. I'd like there to be some winnings in my wallet, so that I could impart happy news when asked the question above.

    5. I'd like another button (I know, I know... I have a thing about buttons), so that when I pressed it in a live game, everyone would freeze, and without their knowledge, I'd be able to nip around the table and look at their hole cards. I'd then go back to my seat and press another button to make them all 'wake up'. Then I'd bet. After the river had been dealt, I'd probably press the button again, wait for them to freeze, and then dash around the table again, but this time, replace their hole cards (with cards that wouldn't beat the hand that I had).

    6. I'd like an electronic detector, that would instantly tell me whether anyone else in the room had the same buttons as me, so they couldn't pull the same stunt on me.

    7. A fast motorbike (with buttons to make it go even faster).

    8. A new cardigan (no buttons on this one; I'd prefer a zip-up one).

    9. A pet monkey that could feed itself, and a an underground hideout with a big aquarium that had lots of sharks in it (a bit like in Dr. No).

    10. Five gold rings (have you seen the adverts in newspapers where you can send off your gold and they just send you £1 million in non sequential notes? Brilliant, eh? Well that's what I want the rings for).

    11. I know it seems tight, but I'll need a padded jiffy bag for the above too, please. And some first class stamps.

    I think that covers it.

    P.S. I have been good all year. Apart from in February, May, June, July, September and October. Oh, and a couple of isolated incidents in January, which I've since been forgiven for. There was an unproven crime in March that can't be accredited to me with any real conviction due to lack of reliable evidence, plus three debatable occurrences in April, August and November, but luckily for me, there were no witnesses around whilst the heinous acts took place, so my copy book remains largely unblemished.
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  • D3ADH4ND5D3ADH4ND5
    edited December 2009
    id like sky elf to hurry up so i can go to the toilet!!!!! o and a muffin.........mmmmmmmmmm muffin.......
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  • stoxystoxy
    edited December 2009
    I would like some good luck for a change and playing in santas sack, well that would be a pretty lucky thing to get. Then i can win something and ill be really happy and not stress on the dym games when ppl call me with stupid hands and i lose. Thats what i want and im sticking to it so there !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • Gangster62Gangster62
    edited December 2009
    for christmas i dont want much just £5 in the old account or a white christmas, say helloto rudolf and blitzent and the gang
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  • ade20ade20
    edited December 2009
    A PACK OF CARDS WITH PICTURES IN IT SO I CAN WIN A FEW HANDS HO HO HO
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD
    edited December 2009
    ...a satnav.

    To find my car.
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  • apollo_11apollo_11
    edited December 2009
    Dear Santa,

    What i want for Christmas is a nice quiet day, full of peace and tranquility and then a quiet evening playing poker on the best site available, and maybe an entry in to Santa's tournament. I cannot afford to play in the main event tournaments or the higher stake games being a full time carer for the wife. Bless her.
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  • kennybadkennybad
    edited December 2009
    dear santa what i want for christmas is my arm and leg back that i lost playing poker
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  • craftycarpcraftycarp
    edited December 2009

     Dear Santa, For Christmas i would like pocket ace's and every one on the table betting out, and ruldolf for the day because lets face it that would be cool.

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  • FlutNushFlutNush
    edited December 2009
    Santa,

    It's me again. Look, I know you're busy, but I've got some additional requirements: Can I have an Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle set and a Raleigh Chopper please? I'd also like a bearded Action Man with grip hands and Eagle Eyes, but put that one at the bottom of the priority list for the time being – the other stuff is more important.

    I'll be working on the definitive list more tonight, and I'll try to get it all 'wrapped up' tomorrow. Sorry for messing you around and that.

    Love John x

    P.S. Purple Popsicle for the Chopper – not Candy Apple Red or Banana Yellow.
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited December 2009


    Dear Santa,

    What i want for Christmas is.....

    Someone at Sky to explain to my 8 year old son what the flopping heck will you be doing playing in a poker tourney on the 27th december when you should be back in lapland after your deliveries on the 24th. I have tried to explain this to him by saying you will be too drunk to fly after all them free drinks you guzzle down your neck on your rounds. He did not buy that one. I then said because of the postal strikes this year you will probably be late which went down like a orford blue jumper being given as a christmas present! I finally told him that because of the credit crunch this year you need to win some money at the tables for you to pay all them hard working elves back home. He nearly brought this one untill that one elf you insist on letting loose on this forum started to mess with peoples heads on here with his mindless chase me threads. My lad said none of them deserve any wages!
    The only way i can see me get out of this one is if I play in your sack tournament and then YOU can explain to him in the chat box why you are still here.......
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