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I just gotta hope elf is a united fan
A Raleigh Grifter
A Stretch Armstrong
A new socket set
An Action Man with helicopter, featuring a thumb operated button to drive rotor blades
6 million dollar man action figure
Every FA cup final programme (in mint condition)
One of those day activity things, Rally driving please.
A space hopper
Thanks, and seeing as my missus says I do this sort of thing every year, can you wrap them and label them to her, from me, to save me the trouble, that would be perfect.
I'd also like help in convincing the kids that the mountain bikes they got last christmas (still in mint condition in shed) are not 'gay' and for 'dorks'
The following and nothing else will do:
* Win the Nintendo Wii in the Santa's Sack Freeroll
* Make another SPT Final Table (would be lovely to win SPT Newcastle as i will have the Newcastle branch of my entourage on the rails!!)
* Team Sky Poker to win the APAT UK Team Championship and one of the 8 members to win the 2 day tourney overall and get that GUKPT package!! (The standard of Poker for these qualifying tourneys was exceptionally high and it was pleasure to have been a part of it!!)
* Win another Car like i did earlier this year (Alfa Romeo Mito would be nice!!)
That is all!!!
..... my Dad to be still alive so that my MUM could have just
one more HAPPY CHRISTMAS....
Happy Christmas To One & All....
How are you? I am (a. fine b. a little gaseous after that microwave burrito c. under indictment for accepting thousands of dollars in illegal contributions from defense contractors).
Is it snowing at the North Pole? The weather here is (a. partly cloudy with a 30 percent chance of precipitation mainly after midnight; b. unpredictable due to global warming; c. controlled by the United Nations from a secret base on the moon).
I know you and your elves have been busy making toys for all the boys and girls. I, too, have been busy (a. at work; b. going to twice-weekly, court-ordered counseling sessions for "anger issues"; c. marching back and forth in front of Dave's Discount Stereo Outlet with a big cardboard sign reading, "If You Don't Like 'Merry Christmas,' You Can Go On Back To Communist China").
As you are well aware, this has been a difficult year for me personally, due in part to (a. an allergic reaction to the new carpet in my office; c. my wife leaving me for that Pilates instructor I always figured was gay; c. that meddlesome special prosecutor going around sticking his nose where it doesn't belong).
But, through it all, I have managed to be good or at least good enough for you to bring me lots of shiny gadgets. At the top of that list would be (a. an Xbox 360; b. a Hummer; c. a curvaceous swimsuit model to drive the Hummer while I sit in the back and play "Call of Duty 2" on the Xbox 360).
Lest you think I am focused too much on material items this year, I would also like (a. peace on Earth; b. an end to world hunger; c. oh, who am I kidding - a curvaceous swimsuit model to drive the Hummer while I sit in the back and play "Call of Duty 2" on the Xbox 360).
In closing, Santa, I am sure you are aware of the controversy this year regarding "happy holidays" vs. "merry Christmas." Since I don't know your feelings on this issue, I will safely sign off by wishing you and yours (a. a happy holiday; b. a merry Christmas; c. a wonderful Chanukah; d. a lovely Kwanzaa; e. a beautiful Boxing Day; f. a stress-free winter solstice; g. a festive St. Lucia Day; h. lots of fun at Keith Richards 62nd birthday party on Dec. 18; i. all of the above).
Now, back to the mall.
and the winner is....
Rattious. i liked the simplicity of this and also the little picture of peas on earth.
prefer carrots myself but you cant have it all can ya?
well done you win a seat in santa's sack.
good luck
Where can you be
all day long Ive looked you see.
Try as i might
I cant get it right
and again no ticket
for me tonight.
My stack is gone
and youve moved on
Another table the search goes on.
Your bulging sack
to my despair
may be a dream
too far this year.
what you need is a x-mas rest
your only hope that i can see
is ask sky santa for a sack entry
Ohhhh there's no way i'm gonna get entry pffft
Meh Santa is so overrated anyways! Get's all the fricken credit when hey it's the elves that do all the hard graft, making presents the majority of the year and all stupid santa does is fly the flipping sleigh for one night then bums around.....
YOU SUCCCCKKKK!
having met your husband im shocked
hes perfect
lolololololololol