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Rancid writes ridic diary just in time for xmas
Background
I been playing cardz 4 a very long time
Goals
To win lots of money for xmas
Challenge
To make everyone feel inferior at the poker tables and make you all realise who the real player is around these parts
Focus
To ensure Tommy D goes hungry this xmas and Matt Bates is homeless come Janaury 2014.
Profit
Maybe
Competition
None
Hobbies
Naked adventures in the garden
Bored yet
Most Likely
Stay tuned for day one of the dullest diary of all time
If you don't read it, I don't care!
If you do read it, then I feel sorry for you!
If you take anything I say to heart then don't bother posting.
If I offend you I am sorry.
If you disagree with anything I write then automatically I am right.
Feel free to post any questions and stuff but don't expect me to reply cause I may be too busy taking your money on the poker tables!
happy reading fools
I been playing cardz 4 a very long time
Goals
To win lots of money for xmas
Challenge
To make everyone feel inferior at the poker tables and make you all realise who the real player is around these parts
Focus
To ensure Tommy D goes hungry this xmas and Matt Bates is homeless come Janaury 2014.
Profit
Maybe
Competition
None
Hobbies
Naked adventures in the garden
Bored yet
Most Likely
Stay tuned for day one of the dullest diary of all time
If you don't read it, I don't care!
If you do read it, then I feel sorry for you!
If you take anything I say to heart then don't bother posting.
If I offend you I am sorry.
If you disagree with anything I write then automatically I am right.
Feel free to post any questions and stuff but don't expect me to reply cause I may be too busy taking your money on the poker tables!
happy reading fools
Comments
Fighting for the remote control with my two sons is also good, espcially when the younger one jumps off the arm of the sofa into my ribs, that's a lot fun !
Sometimes I play hide the sausage with the missus!
Apart from that I play anything from nl20 to nl200. I normally just start tables and wait for sharks to come and then I punish them for being so foolish ! If I am not trying to play some cash against players that would rarther sit on waiting lists then maybe I'll play an MTT untill I have either no chips or all the chips.
While I was having it done, cause your awake when they snip you. The Doctor says "oooops" I am like what you mean oooops. "I am sorry, I have just cut myself and my blood has gone into you!" "errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr WTF"
So we sent off blood tests and everything seemed fine, suffice to say I would have ben slightly miffed if said Doctor had HIV etc.. so.... days went past and my balls are hurting. Woke up in the middle of the night screaming in pain and my balls had swollen - jesus they were massive -. The worst pain of my life, pain was so bad I was crying, 3 am and no pain relief.
Anyways missus goes to get pain relief etc.. and eventualy end up in Hospital for three days due to infection!
They did eventually go back to normal size, thank god.
so.... if you ever think about having the snip..there's another horror story for you
May you run better in poker than you do in snips
What you talking about Geldy, this is gonna an epic tale of my raise to the top of Sky poker where I am going to be smashing Style 24/7 - the poor little lad from the highlands gonna get boned!
This is no joke !
So i supoose I better say thank you to everyone for donating last year it was much appreicted by my kids.
More the same for this xmas with plenty of donations from you kinds folks at the tables and my kids will again be able to eat and open some presents.
Let's face it without you people they wouldn't have an xmas !
Still crushing ?
Watched some game where an England team try and kick a round thing, they failed!
It really helps to win games if you can put that round thing in the back of villians goal yo!
From what I can see, England deffo need a world class finisher - where you may only get 2-3 clear cut chances a game and you have to have someone who will bury them chances at this level.
Played some poker across four sites and it was fun on the Sky TV but on the whole a boring break even session. Apart from one dude or will remain nameless 5 b/c it offffffffff w/A10s 150bb deep and found the miracle cards MBN - hand is below
watched the final table of EPT, poker sux doesn't it - great FT only to be ruined by a bad beat
Doesn't matter what level you play, you got catch dem breaks!
Also come across this beuty from wsop 2005, serious case of OMFG I would have flopped it!
Such bad poker manners bro!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shrHQEXr-l0
Watched a bit of the Big Game with the battle for the NATP passport or something - seen it a long time ago but deffo worth a watch.
Played a little on Sky + 2 others
came 4th in an MTT while watching I am a celebrity !
Sky's rebuy's were going good until I tried to barrel someone off a floped set
playes some cash, was ok - big pot with KK v QJ on Q482J - yep vill hits two prs on river after calling down streets £150 pot me not happy
Played some push/fold nl400 somewhere - was fun 5bb to start and you just shove it in and hope
You can actually spin 20 into a nice bit of money
Can't run good forever!
hihi
gg
Nothing much to report, when I have played it's been cash - mostly break even or losing over the weekend.
Pretty brutal stuff AAvKK flop = K5K - gg massive AIPR pot - general bad horrible stuff. Rivered nut flush v house, flopped trips v bigger kicker - various other stories I won't bore you to death with.
Bit of shame really cause I just started to play nl100 on another site and got ripped apart this weekend so....have to step back a little. Always nut worst time to have a mini downer when you step up. As much as we all like to think we are the best players in the world, your run good will have a massive affect on your sessions. It's the main reason why people think they can acheive the world and win lots of money while on a heater and they normally then talk about going pro like you can keep the heater going forever!
You need to take a look at your own game and actually realise when you on a heater and when your not.
If you want to believe it or not luck has a massive say in the short term.
Just try and ensure your not making bad plays while on a heater as this will comeback to bite you in the bum.
For example making spewy calls pre and flopping the world is not the way to make money long term even though while on the heater you think your playing fantastic.
good luck this week at the tables
Marc
Hope things turn a little soon, either break even or losing at the moment. Starting out sessions in a hole and clambering out of them is never fun, ok well maybe a little bit fun
Played some TV tables last night and found out that I do actually get unlucky sometimes. I am in the middle of writing a long winded complaint to Sky about it. Arsenal done a win thing, so good news on the footy front.
On Sky I have played a mixed bag nl20-nl50 with a little nl100/200 so hopefully should hit priority this month.
But with 4 days to go and needing another 1372, I don't know if I can be asked to push for 350 pts a day !
I'll see how I feel, I tend not to push myself beyond tiredness now. It was a major leak I used to have playing on even when I couldn't keep my eyes open
Been out shopping with my 6 year old son for:
1. leapad for him
2. Birthday present for Mum
Number 1 easy, numebr 2 not so easy. Me and my son walking around womens clothes shop looking for something, a top maybe. Both clueless as each other
Love shopping for me, Hate shopping for others.
xmas sux
Forget to mention that we have unoffically adopted two kittens. The other weekend they came into our garden and of course the wife lets them in the house to play with the kids - obviously! So I come home from work and find we have two kittens, wtf! Anyway these two kittens have been coming into our garden every day playing with the kids, coming into our house and keepng warm!
So now everytime I open the front door they try and make a dart into the house, be it 7am or 7pm meowing for food.
We have never feed them but all the same, they think it's their 2nd home. So now I have to fight to keep the kittens out of the house every morning and evening.
But you see these kittens are clever cause when I open the door I normally give em a kick! and they go away and I can shut the door. But lately they been hiding in the bushes so I think no problem no kittens about I'll just go inside, open door and turn round and bang they run past me into the house! So they hide and wait until I am weak!
One day the neighbour may find a coupld of flattened kittens in the road outside as I may just run em over, I mean they are small - I could never see them, bump,bump, splat!
Ok to start, moving on the Kittens have now turned into Disco cats. They now have new collars with flashing lights and a bell.
So you can now see them and hear them in the bushes. It wasn't my idea btw, but I have to thank the neighbours for doing this cause it makes my life a bit easier. Now I can hear and see the fcuk..rs
FT'd the main last night, which was nice. Took my winnings and played some nl50-nl200 cash and smashed it.
I run pretty good all night to be fair, +1k day so mbn to be me.
O yeah forget to add, poker is full milestones and done one last night, my biggest cash pot on Sky to date - £404 AIPR v Style
Hoepfully can keep this going now till xmas.
A touch nearer priotity, have not acheived since June/July so I guess would be good to just make it this month with being so close - 342 pts a day to make it - - it may be a problem.