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Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meani
1) I just had the worst bad beat ever - I lost a hand of poker
2) I played this hand expertly - I won a hand of poker
3) I'm leaving for good - I will be back shortly
4) This site is defo rigged - I lost lots of hands of poker
5) This isn't a forum diary of such - This is a forum diary
6) This is an absolute joke - This isn't funny at all
7) Did I play this hand correctly? - Please look at this hand I got unlucky in
8) Why did the villain play like this in this hand? - Please look at this hand I got unlucky in
9) Please can Sky take a look at this for me? - Sort it out Sky!!!!
10) I am going to crush the poker tables tonight - I will hopefully min cash/break even
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I have won millions on another site but keep losing here - the switch from play chips to real money hasn't gone as well as I hoped
Top work Maxy, thank you.
THAT is whst makes Forums work, folks making an effort. Top man.
Love those examples, too.
Way too good Mr Phantom.
Good afternoon poker peeps = I can't wait to scam the pants off you all
Stacked off in a dubious spot = I thought I had the best hand. I didn't
What was my opponent thinking? = I wanna wrap a crowbar round their head
I had a tough starting table = I don't even recognise any of them alias'
HU lasted 35 minutes = He crushed me within 3 hands for the tournament
I put in some good volume today = I sat on my ar$$e watching Jeremy Kyle and occasionally glanced at the laptop
Sort it out Sky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! = There is actually nothing really wrong, I'm just being a Tw@t for no reason
On the line of table chat...
NH - Apologise now you pr4tt that was a terrible play and you got lucky!
(Only kidding guys , dont hit my doom button)
Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings.....
I only play for fun = I'm having about as much fun as a turkey in December.
Hello, I'm new here = This is my 4th account.
I think we can just about find a fold = I'd never fold this in a million years if it was me playing.
I woke up this morning feeling refreshed and ready for a day on the virtual felt = I had a w@nk in the shower.
B/R stands at £9.21 = B/R is really £0.00 but I did find 43p under the sofa.
All welcome = Don't ever disagree with anything I say
Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings..... - getting towards end of month and I want my TOTP nomination Joke................i couldn't be bothered to read page 1
Gonna aim for priority this month = How many high stake Russian roulette tables can I fit on my screen?
I entered a PLO game by mistake = I've had 17 cans of Stella.
The lag caused me to time out = A p0rn0 pop up covered the table.
Congrats to (insert winning player) for taking down X = sigh, why can't it be me?
Happy to take a flip = Can't believe they called with 33.