Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meani

VespaPX

I like 2Jo .............. Yes you probably do

unknown_username

haha great thread maxy pad ;')

  ffs got a table full of dtd regs -  I will 3bet lighter and lighter and lighter

 nb after a 4bet by a dtd reg - THANKS FOR SCREAMING AA AT ME!!!

unknown_username

This sky Premier promo is bloody awesome -- Can someone tell me where the fixture are??

hhyftrftdr

I'm a break even recreational player = This is my 17th deposit today, I'm gonna have to hide the bank statement from her indoors again.

unknown_username

I've calculcated the odds on winning this pot ... I miss the hotometer

VespaPX

No posts from Slippy in 4 hours ................. Too busy on Match.com

hhyftrftdr

I had a million outs going to the river = I somehow binked a 1 outer like the lucky fish I am.

paige55

customer care are very nice and helpful, still waiting for a reply after a week:):)

HITMAN_RV

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Can an old dog learn new tricks -- I'm getting a litttle old and need help with my game
Posted by VespaPX

Brilliant Maxxy!! Great Thread!!

Love this One Mick Vespa!!

Slipwater

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No posts from Slippy in 4 hours ................. Too busy on Match.com
Posted by VespaPX

Haha. Harsh!

VespaPX

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In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings..... : Haha. Harsh!
Posted by Slipwater

Haha. Harsh! ........Match not found

Slipwater

I'm afraid you've broken your neck in fifteen places and you will have to wear this scaffolding for up to six months, and even after that you may never be able to turn your head properly ---

Take two paracetamol.

HITMAN_RV

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I've had a break from poker = I boiled the kettle and turned my laptop off and on. I only play for fun = I'm having about as much fun as a turkey in December. Hello, I'm new here = This is my 4th account. I think we can just about find a fold = I'd never fold this in a million years if it was me playing. I woke up this morning feeling refreshed and ready for a day on the virtual felt = I had a w@nk in the shower. B/R stands at £9.21 = B/R is really £0.00 but I did find 43p under the sofa. All welcome = Don't ever disagree with anything I say
Posted by hhyftrftdr

PMSL!!!

Very Good!! ;}

paige55

Free roll password,THERE IS NO PASS WORD WORK IT OUT FOR YOUR SELFS

paige55

i am drunk lost the plot,that is your own fault i said i lost my pot,and who said i was drunk, oh yeh me lol :)what when and why,maxallys fault

paige55

gee do i need a place in top of the posts,only on a monday well any day will do,regards to you all on this thread, please vote for me xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Glenelg

In Response to Re: Back by popular demand - FRIDAY FUN THREAD! The top 10 Sky Poker Forum sayings with their true meanings.....:

I've had a break from poker = I boiled the kettle and turned my laptop off and on. I only play for fun = I'm having about as much fun as a turkey in December. Hello, I'm new here = This is my 4th account. I think we can just about find a fold = I'd never fold this in a million years if it was me playing. I woke up this morning feeling refreshed and ready for a day on the virtual felt = I had a w@nk in the shower. B/R stands at £9.21 = B/R is really £0.00 but I did find 43p under the sofa. All welcome = Don't ever disagree with anything I say
Posted by hhyftrftdr

LOLZ!  Just spat some very expensive coffee/wine over keyboard!  

Edit: just chaecked...deffo wine!

Glenelg

Brag: I won a sky poker tourney   - I’m a lucky fceker/I am Matt Bates.

This is the OFFICIAL show thread!  - PLEASE post something Borinloner.  ;-))

“Just look on our  promotions page for terms & conditions! “  -  GRRRHHFYTRFTDR!!!!!!

mondo1985

When is cash for points paid?  > ive done my nuts and the mrs is gonna kill me