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A sad story of despair and hope
In response to Father Vaigret asking if I've been recruiting while he has been away. Well it's a long story. After team Orford dispanded this is what happened. Some turned to drink some were never seen again. I've tried to piece together some stories but it's not a happy read.
Diggerman - recruited by a group of tinkers and was last seen laying cheap 1/2 " tarmac in Liverpool.
Merenovice - no money, no hope, turned to becoming a 'call donkey' for expensive stallions at Ascot.
Onlyone CT - taken away to an institution, apparently he sits in the corner all day rocking and mumbling something like I won the 2nd tourny don't you know.
Noseybonk - Some success here, bingo caller on Blackpool pier for the over 65's, is a big hit with the ladies especially Ethel
Deadhands - Think he's still alive but they've had to take his sword off him for now
3 5 suited - Lost all confidence in his Poker and is now Ethel's Bingo partner
Philuk - turned evil, sits in his castle surrounded by Rottweilers a nasty grin slowly spreads on his face, they think I'm nice hah,hah, hah in a Vincent Pryce styley.
Mr Hartigan - still lives at home I believe, sometimes he thinks what he could have done differently but then thinks bahh who cares tea's ready.
Jagaerbomb - generally seen in a state of confusion, was never sure whether to be happy or sad as couldn't remember who's side he was on.
Richard Orford - alas our beloved leader was arrested for stalking Lisa. He wasn't really stalking her he just stood outside the studio with his face pressed against the window as he looked on at Lisa and TK laughing and having fun. We all miss him and apparently local taxi firms have gone out of business since he's been put away.
As for me you may ask - well I lost my faith, turned to drink in such a way that I sold the lead off the church roof to Diggerman to pay for my habit. I was living with Sister Sarah in a bedsit in Bristol until-------------
The miracle happened, one woman Lisa Marie tracked us all down. She showed us a different future, full of hope and promise. She made a speech that aroused us all into action(should have been roused but for some, it was aroused). TK'ers flocked to our side like Matchka(reason - see aroused above).
We are now a reformed army ready to fight, ready to win and ready to die* for Lisa.
*Mr Hartigan said he would love to do all this but he's now been offered trifle.
Diggerman - recruited by a group of tinkers and was last seen laying cheap 1/2 " tarmac in Liverpool.
Merenovice - no money, no hope, turned to becoming a 'call donkey' for expensive stallions at Ascot.
Onlyone CT - taken away to an institution, apparently he sits in the corner all day rocking and mumbling something like I won the 2nd tourny don't you know.
Noseybonk - Some success here, bingo caller on Blackpool pier for the over 65's, is a big hit with the ladies especially Ethel
Deadhands - Think he's still alive but they've had to take his sword off him for now
3 5 suited - Lost all confidence in his Poker and is now Ethel's Bingo partner
Philuk - turned evil, sits in his castle surrounded by Rottweilers a nasty grin slowly spreads on his face, they think I'm nice hah,hah, hah in a Vincent Pryce styley.
Mr Hartigan - still lives at home I believe, sometimes he thinks what he could have done differently but then thinks bahh who cares tea's ready.
Jagaerbomb - generally seen in a state of confusion, was never sure whether to be happy or sad as couldn't remember who's side he was on.
Richard Orford - alas our beloved leader was arrested for stalking Lisa. He wasn't really stalking her he just stood outside the studio with his face pressed against the window as he looked on at Lisa and TK laughing and having fun. We all miss him and apparently local taxi firms have gone out of business since he's been put away.
As for me you may ask - well I lost my faith, turned to drink in such a way that I sold the lead off the church roof to Diggerman to pay for my habit. I was living with Sister Sarah in a bedsit in Bristol until-------------
The miracle happened, one woman Lisa Marie tracked us all down. She showed us a different future, full of hope and promise. She made a speech that aroused us all into action(should have been roused but for some, it was aroused). TK'ers flocked to our side like Matchka(reason - see aroused above).
We are now a reformed army ready to fight, ready to win and ready to die* for Lisa.
*Mr Hartigan said he would love to do all this but he's now been offered trifle.
Comments
Just one small point, OnlyOneLuckbox has got a blue rinse now so obviously he didn't make it out of the institution! lol
PS Got a good few bob for the lead! Cheers mate!
However, I am staying silent on the effect of Lisa-Marie's speach.
Thanks Digger / New boss, sorry to here about CT, think he was allowed a day out licking windows until he got to Blackpool Pier where he got fashion tips from Ethel.
Glad you got a few bob from the lead mate.
PS - won a place in the deepstack tomorrow night from a freeroll - top 15 got in from a field of over a 1000. Felt like I should of won a fortune afterwards but won a place in another comp lol. Chuffed with that but it was a bit of a shove fest so perhaps in good form for Lisa.
Excellent post x
Remember Team Tikay is WATCHING!!!!
TK's are free to look, I hope they're quaking
x
From your list all that you mentioned were Oforfordians and one Only Ct has seen the light and joined my flock. It appears I was wrong in my first assertion that you were to blame for the transfer of Tkers to your flock and as such I forgive you.
As A good padre I look forward to you counselling apollo 11, Maxally et al who left us to see the error of their ways and to encourage them not to turn up for any legs.
As a brother in the true way that is the least you should do.
I look forward to your penance my son
God bless you
Amen to that Father!!!
I have no penance to give Father, your players left of their own council. I shall take them into my congregation as prodigal sons and love them as they were my own(this maybe taking it a tad far but I welcome them anyway). You sound worried Father are you losing faith?
Kalooki,
No my faith is strong and I am just sorry you will be on the losing team again.
House move starts tomorrow 15th but should be ok to turn up for Tuesday night.
Look after my prodigal sons then and have a service with them about 7.15pm on 19th you should all have time on your hands then.
God bless
I shall be getting in contact with Team Tikay's legal team Biddy,Biddy and Catheter over this!
All the best you Judas
edit- oopsa bit late
'As A good padre I look forward to you counselling apollo 11, Maxally et al who left us to see the error of their ways and to encourage them not to turn up for any legs. '
Dear father who owt in forum land,
I have seen the light my friend. It is a brightness of extreme power. It is called Team Lisa Marie.
You are forgiven.
Good luck in the house move and hope to catch you on the tables/chat box/forum when battle commences on Tuesday.
Bless you son