It's my way or the highway... road to banned.

samantha25

Like me, you don't have a drink problem. I bet you too find it really easy.

samantha25

To start - blame this #nondiary on Jac35! and the fact i've been on a 24hr session

Ok to start, I'm 25 (honest) and on the Jeremy Clarkson wall I'd be ubber cool.

Yet, I have poker ermmmm problems, when I manage to be sober I play like a totes nit (rare) yet during wasted times I see any hand as the nutz. 

So, I'm thinking if I (or anybody I come across) posts the hands I play really bad, I could get help*

*no, not for my drink problem lol

TENTENTEN

your such an outlaw bammy x

lcfcfan14

Anybody posts the hands you play really bad?

You'd better start recruiting people to keep up with them all.

hhyftrftdr

A new low for the forum.

aussie09

remember, too, that we all hate you




 

samantha25

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

remember, too, that we all hate you  
Posted by aussie09

you talking to Harry there Rob? altho... I do have my fair share of haters

samantha25

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

Like me, you don't have a drink problem. I bet you too find it really easy.
Posted by NoseyBonk

I find it very easy mi lovely, to drink that is... 

ok, mini R and the 8.15 deepyments to start this rollercoaster off  

plus shut it LFCFannnn (who would) and ty you TEN ofc I am

aussie09

for skypoker personality of the year i have voted for you. 

FlyingDagg

Saw the thread title Poker And Booze. Saw who started it. No surprise.

aussie09

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze : aussie09 where was the smiley face are you having a dig at sam, i for one like her so hi sam :):) xxx
Posted by paige55

i thought mine was such an absurd comment that it didn't need a smiley face.  should i put one now?  omg, huge dilemma.

for the avoidance of doubt, i don't know a single person that hates sam.














apart from...

;+)

paige55

can i join you sam just a small glass of wine for me. after that i am under the table :)xxx

paige55

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze : i thought it was such an absurd comment that it didnt need a smiley face.  should i put one now?  omg, huge dilemma. for the avoidance of doubt, i don't know a single personthat hates sam. apart from... ;+)
Posted by aussie09

geeezzz you were quick i deleted that post,read it wrong lol

samantha25

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

Saw the thread title Poker And Booze. Saw who started it. No surprise.
Posted by FlyingDagg

So much meh that I'm predictable, Dale

And Rob, link me upto the awards fred... have an award for you darling.

So, I've just sobered up and remembered I did this (yeah I know 10.47am is too late to be drunk) so I shall try and actually post any relevant hands/games/drunk spamage... blar! should be fun

samantha25

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

can i join you sam just a small glass of wine for me. after that i am under the table :)xxx
Posted by paige55

Hi darling, OFC you can have a bottle, we don't use glasses on my shift  

Don't worry about Rob, he loves me really... altho he is lying that no one hates me - I could do you a list xx

aussie09

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze : So much meh that I'm predictable, Dale And Rob, link me upto the awards fred... have an award for you darling. So, I've just sobered up and remembered I did this (yeah I know 10.47am is too late to be drunk) so I shall try and actually post any relevant hands/games/drunk spamage... blar! should be fun
Posted by samantha25

no idea what that means but whatever it is the answer is, ok yes.



 

hawk7112

Who are you?  

samantha25

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze : no idea what that means but whatever it is the answer is, ok yes.  
Posted by aussie09

does anybody ever know what I mean....

Slipwater

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze : does anybody ever know what I mean....
Posted by samantha25

You're a woman...

...so nobody really cares

samantha25

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

Who are you?  
Posted by hawk7112

Squawks the hawk... longtime no see Dave! 

In other news I played terribadness in both games, will post hands tmo so u can laugh at me  

kinda liking having another place to spam TBH

So, those who don't know me.... I am 25 (39 maybe) 2 kids... 19 and 3yrs old... play purely for fun, but poo happens and stuff ain't fun no more. Still, we all have to look on the brightside. 

You lot would have been in for a fun week of drunk spam as I donked off my BR as my little one away till xmas eve, yet my lil sis (GBUK) is sat in hospital (so i have to be sober ish) and stupidly left me in charge of her kids/pets/house. 
, 
So can we all say a little prayer, life could be worse.. bad beats happen... it's not end of the world! someone is always worse off than you.

sky.... WHERE ARE MY CASH FOR POINTS ;0)

samantha25

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze : You're a woman... ...so nobody really cares
Posted by Slipwater

You sir are banned from my fred, I get the Grammar police with eyeman

And most of my posts will be drunk one's and make zero sense, and have not a lot of punk tu ation

paige55

yes a prayer i send you love paige xxx for you sam

aussie09

ah, "fred" is thread.   great.  worked that bit out.

but next bit, what's my award?

 

Slipwater

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze : You sir are banned from my fred, I get the Grammar police with eyeman And most of my posts will be drunk one's and make zero sense, and have not a lot of punk tu ation
Posted by samantha25

I am the law.

samantha25

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

ah, "fred" is thread.   great.  worked that bit out. but next bit, what's my award?  
Posted by aussie09

Will personally hand it to you Rob if yr going to the fake SPT in March got the engravers on it as we speak

Thankyou Paige my lovely, much love back xx

Macacgirl1

as my dad used to say, "of course I have a drinking problem, I have two hands but only one mouth"

have a booze up sam, before you know it you'll be too old to do it!

samantha25

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze : I am the law.
Posted by Slipwater

You obv never ran into me then, I make my own rules and my own words.... do NOT trespass

samantha25

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

as my dad used to say, "of course I have a drinking problem, I have two hands but only one mouth" have a booze up sam, before you know it you'll be too old to do it!
Posted by Macacgirl1

Yeah "the mother" a fan of only had 2... bottles!!

Will take yr advice, sounds sound advice x

Slipwater

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze : You obv never ran into me then, I make my own rules and my own words.... do NOT trespass
Posted by samantha25

All will be forgiven with a Jack Daniels and lemonade.

aussie09

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze:

In Response to Re: Poker and Booze : Will personally hand it to you Rob if yr going to the fake SPT in March got the engravers on it as we speak Thankyou Paige my lovely, much love back xx
Posted by samantha25

yes, i plan to be at the fake spt.  faking spt.

samantha25

you water yr drinks down?? FFS... obv a southerner