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Q1 THE ONE AND OLNY DOYLE BRUNSON , TRUE LEGEND
Q2 WIFE SHOUTS YOUR CRISTMASS DINNER GETING COLD, YOUR NOT PLAYING SKY POKER ARE YOU.
ANSWER NOOOOOOOO
PS DONT BLAME MRS FOWLER NOT WEARING HER SPECKS
lordgee
There was a young chappy called Ross
Who analyses just like a boss
He give tournies a bash
And is great on the cash
But his jumpers are totally dross.
Ok, I'd be out of my depth with the conversation.
but on the plus side, with those two yapping for England
I'd get first dibbs on the Turkey, brussel sprouts and roast tatties!
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and if i'm in the "Main"....what else I have I gotta be in Mr Jarvis?
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WHY? - So I can remind him if he has the "Main Course" he can also have the "Mini Fig Roll"
Best Crimbo Bluff.................No, it Really suits You!!!
My go at a limerick
Ross's jumper deserves some acclaim
And his poker his usually the same
But his biggest gaffe yet
Was folding a set
On the Sky Poker TV Cash Game
Feel sorry for Anna, the wrong side of a big poker sweat.
some think Ross is a mug
others think he's just smug
Myself, I'msure he won the bet!
Presenting glamour girl Anna
Plays her cards in a menacing manner
She'll win all your dough
While playing on the show
And correct any poster's bad grammar
(trying to come up with one for some of the other Sky Poker peeps but can't find many sensible rhymes for Mahrenholz!)
Witty & Fun for the wise
Gonna see Peter Pan
Next Tuesday so can
You let someone else win the prize
(unless it's a UKOPS seat!!!)
I've given this Limerick Malarky a go. Gd luck reading it Anna.
On the Jarvis's jumper was a skier,
Which type he wasn't so clear,
a question he proposed ,
and a reply I did compose,
Langlaufen the answer I wrote here.
Tikay's got quite a style of his own
As his fashion sense often has shown
With a burgundy jacket
That once cost a packet
When Victoria was on the throne!
Orford once tried an audacious bluff
When he tried to make out he was tough
But his timing's not great
Four cards to a straight
Is never going to be enough
Rutter's got an impressive CV
Cashes from Walsall to gay Paree
But I'm going to bet
That his biggest score yet
Was 59th at the WSOP
American analyst Stapes
Has had many close shaves and escapes
His quips and remarks
Can be close to the mark
After drinking the product of grapes
All the viewers love to watch Jen
But she's only on every now and then
Her insight's on the money
And she's sometimes quite funny
Like a poker comedienne
Playing poker with Marigolds
His agression was quite uncontrolled
When he puts you "all in"
And you're drawing quite thin
It's about time for a reluctant fold
Ambo Channing is new to the channel
The most talkative man on the panel
Exercising his jaws
With barely a pause
Talking poker with almost no flannel
from small stakes you can really make hay
On telly there's Orford the joker
Tikay the wise man of poker
and Anna the dish of the day