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  • percival09percival09
    edited November 2015
    soooo this thread has turned into the opposite of chatbox humour, how surprising :)
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  • ommomm
    edited November 2015
    Sometimes even the best intentions go wrong, good effort Tikay, bet sometimes you wish you don't bother. 
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited November 2015
    Ive been trying to generate comedy lines in the chatbox since this thtead started.
    Im throwing lines out there, but no-ones taken my stoical humour and turned it into anything post worthy yet.

    But ill keep plugging away.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited November 2015
    i dunno,.ithink its humourous,.doesnt have to be chatbox humour,just humour,thought jimis post was funny even mattbates dad was quite funny,.but then again im easily amused :)
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited November 2015
    This qualifies as humour

    › Beginning a new hand (970,815,284)H*******15: lolD****: lol

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  • GELDYGELDY
    edited November 2015
    Stoical humour - love it

    Reminds me of using the word stoic during a live game. A younger (than me) lady said she didn't know what that meant. And before I could engage brain and disengage mouth I heard myself saying "I knew that before I said it".  I then spent the next umpteen minutes trying to convince her that I didn't mean to imply she was thick, just that she was from a younger generation that didn't use such fancy words. Fortunately she liked the idea I thought she was young so I seem to have got away with it. 
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  • BigBlusterBigBluster
    edited November 2015

    Player 1: Why is it going so slow?
    Player 2: That always happens when you've been downloading pornography.
    Player 1: It's back up to speed now.


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  • TeddyBloatTeddyBloat
    edited November 2015
    In Response to Re: Chatbox humour:
    Player 1: Why is it going so slow? Player 2: That always happens when you've been downloading pornography. Player 1: It's back up to speed now.
    Posted by BigBluster

    Haha, reminds me of john Prescott.

    He publicly called out a Tory politician on Twitter. The reason: on the tory politician's website there were banner adverts for Thai brides

    When it was pointed out that what banner advert you saw was generated by your own  browsing and search history he quickly deleted his posting
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  • MH45706MH45706
    edited November 2015
    Bit sad when people start digging out Sharkscope stats.
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  • ALTiltYouALTiltYou
    edited November 2015
    In Response to Re: Chatbox humour:
    This qualifies as humour ›   Beginning a new hand ( 970,815,284 ) H*******15 :   lol D**** :   lol
    Posted by mumsie
    Could be hardluck15 mind you his chat humour isn't really funny
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  • thefa1lacythefa1lacy
    edited November 2015
    GOD BLESS AMERICA!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited November 2015
    Someones having fun, relentless fun. (edit muted now)


    SPARTASC: TE TINKIN MAN
    › SPARTASC has won £0.25 with Three 5s 5c5s5hTh9s
    SPARTASC: OOOOO
    08:31› flamingo has won £0.18
    SPARTASC: AVE NO SMELLY FEET OR STUFFF
    08:32mumsie: did you mention smelly feet ?
    SPARTASC: BUT IF YOO DONT LOVE ME
    › SPARTASC has won £0.46 with Two Pairs, Aces and 8s AhAc8d8cQd
    › Beginning a new hand (972,816,836)
    SPARTASC: SALL L BEGIN
    SPARTASC: NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    08:33› flamingo has won £0.34
    › Beginning a new hand (972,816,877)
    SPARTASC: BAD AIR DOO
    SPARTASC: 2
    SPARTASC: UGLY 2 B CAMPION
    SPARTASC: EICK
    08:34SPARTASC: AM TE FUKIN GREATEST
    › boing77 has won £0.27 with Two Pairs, Aces and 9s AhAc9h9dTd
    SPARTASC: SO A CAN SAY SO
    SPARTASC: SO
    › Beginning a new hand (972,816,953)
    08:35SPARTASC: FRIKIN
    SPARTASC: ***<<<<<<<<<<<<this word was filtered out, its dog spelt with an A !
    › mumsie has won £1.71
    SPARTASC: FLAFUKINMINGO
    › Beginning a new hand (972,817,010)
    SPARTASC: NOW AVE SEEN SOME
    SPARTASC: OK WE MOVE ON
    08:36› boing77 has won £0.18
    › Beginning a new hand (972,817,068)
    SPARTASC: DAREN IT
    08:37SPARTASC: AM NO DARREN
    SPARTASC: AM
    › mumsie has won £0.71
    › Beginning a new hand (972,817,124)
    SPARTASC: 7ADAO YOOZ
    08:38› mumsie has won £0.57
    › Beginning a new hand (972,817,187)
    SPARTASC: U BEING BURT DAGGY
    SPARTASC: LOLK
    SPARTASC: DARN
    SPARTASC: LOL
    mumsie: do you have sausagely fat fingers?
    08:39SPARTASC: PMSL
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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited November 2015

    Lordy, wonder what he (or she?) has been drinking.
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited November 2015
    ^ What a load of gibberish!

    * edit, not Tikay obvs


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  • Jac35Jac35
    edited November 2015
    I've got a few recent chatbox conversations that I could share?
    Regretting starting this thread Tikay? :)
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk
    edited November 2015
    In Response to Re: Chatbox humour:
    Lordy, wonder what he (or she?) has been drinking.
    Posted by Tikay10

    I could drink two bottles of Scotch and not be that bad!
    He/she must be on WD40


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  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62
    edited November 2015
    a recent convo I witnessed 1st hand from a master of the chatbox......

    names have been changed, and some editing has taken place otherwise the filters would explode ;-)

    New name on a hi lo DYM, steams into every pot raising like a maniac and takes a healthy bundle of chips in the first couple of orbits then starts......

    lippy drunken yoof ; wtf this is hi lo ****, been on the buckfast, meant to reg HE

    wordly wise winder upper : the wheel is nut lo, high hands as per normal omaha, must use 2 hole cards

    LDY : pointless, stupid game

    WWWU ; youre welcome, would you like do a quiz

    LDY (massive chip leader at this point) : ok

    WWWU : What is your favourite sandwich?

    LDY : Bacon

    WWWU : Have you drunk your own urine al la Bear Grylls?

    LDY : NO, but ************* (sentence edited ;-))

    WWWU : Are you circumcised?

    LDY (stack dwindling) : Bit personal that, I ********* ( as above)

    WWWU : Be honest now, are you fond of the pork sword?

    LDY (stack almost gone) : FU

    BUST

    WWWU : Job done.



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  • Tikay10Tikay10
    edited November 2015
    In Response to Re: Chatbox humour:
    a recent convo I witnessed 1st hand from a master of the chatbox...... names have been changed, and some editing has taken place otherwise the filters would explode ;-) New name on a hi lo DYM, steams into every pot raising like a maniac and takes a healthy bundle of chips in the first couple of orbits then starts...... lippy drunken yoof ; wtf this is hi lo ****, been on the buckfast, meant to reg HE wordly wise winder upper : the wheel is nut lo, high hands as per normal omaha, must use 2 hole cards LDY : pointless, stupid game WWWU ; youre welcome, would you like do a quiz LDY (massive chip leader at this point) : ok WWWU : What is your favourite sandwich? LDY : Bacon WWWU : Have you drunk your own urine al la Bear Grylls? LDY : NO, but ************* (sentence edited ;-)) WWWU : Are you circumcised? LDY (stack dwindling) : Bit personal that, I ********* ( as above) WWWU : Be honest now, are you fond of the pork sword? LDY (stack almost gone) : FU BUST WWWU : Job done.
    Posted by HENDRIK62
    Superb.

    Would only need 2 guesses to identify "Worldly Wise Winder Upper". Can only be Lady Twaddle or mmmmm, both are the greatest anti-trollers I've ever seen.      
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited November 2015

    Funnier



    Grumpy    : slowest table ever›20:43He man: do you keep a diary ?Grumpy: your the worst›20:44› He man: im in your Diary? :D› Grumpy: u r in nothing of mine

    20:45He man: im in your chatbox :D
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  • splashiessplashies
    edited January 2016
    A: nh18:58B: i should have shovedA: I would have folded19:00C: you wouldnt you couldnt fold your washingB: lolA: lolA: cheeky mug
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  • percival09percival09
    edited January 2016
    17:01The_Fishhh: hey scotty
    17:02scotty77: hey
    The_Fishhh: did you ver get to have a pop at anna fowler
    scotty77: lol
    The_Fishhh: or how about tikay?
    17:03The_Fishhh: come on scotty im paying you £200 an orbit you have to keep me entertained
    17:04The_Fishhh: right , fine , no more free money
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