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train drivers wee in bottles
The question arose in last nights show, and this is the answer.
Myself, i drive passenger trains, so if i got caught short, i would just stop the train and go in the ordinary toilet.
Freight train drivers do not have that oppurtunity, so they will take an empty plastic bottle and do it `in situ`. They will usually just chuck it out of the window with the top on, and if you looked carefully on your next train journey, you would probably see numerous plastic bottles half filled with a horrible yellow liquid lying in the `4 foot` or `
`6 foot`. Maybe thats why the cess is called the cess, who knows........actually tk prob does lol.
Also, I used to be a loco engineer on hst`s and judging by the smell, quite a few drivers would go in the engine room. scumbags.
ps, if i was a freight driver and took a bottle, it would be a lucozade one as the top is bigger ;;;--))
Myself, i drive passenger trains, so if i got caught short, i would just stop the train and go in the ordinary toilet.
Freight train drivers do not have that oppurtunity, so they will take an empty plastic bottle and do it `in situ`. They will usually just chuck it out of the window with the top on, and if you looked carefully on your next train journey, you would probably see numerous plastic bottles half filled with a horrible yellow liquid lying in the `4 foot` or `
`6 foot`. Maybe thats why the cess is called the cess, who knows........actually tk prob does lol.
Also, I used to be a loco engineer on hst`s and judging by the smell, quite a few drivers would go in the engine room. scumbags.
ps, if i was a freight driver and took a bottle, it would be a lucozade one as the top is bigger ;;;--))
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for number 2's I use an old pillow case, then when it gets a little too full i throw it out the bedroom window.
it may sound disgusting, but my dad's tomato's have won awards all over the world.
http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/Shit-Box?aff=1770
Do like the Idea of the Sh**box, but have already been warned off this in no uncertain terms when it was proposed to the Mrs. A democratic vote returned a unanimous verdict of 1-0.
Undeterred, I do intend to use the Milk Carton (in conjunction with some anti-bacterial wipes) in a practical, yet slighty disturbing manner (from now on) if I am caught short mid-game.
I just need to remember not to put it back in the Fridge when I am finished. The Earl Grey would have a foul-kick in the morning otherwise.
I now need to find an everyday household item to use if I need a sit-down toilet at a bad time.
Unless your going to wash it and re-use it forever.
The contents will need to be in the brown, and the bottle will need to be in the blue.
and don't over fill it, they won't take it if the lid is open more than an inch
if you ever win a big MTT because of this technique put it on ebay instead of throwing it.
and don't overcharge on the P&P because i WILL leave negative feedback
In jest, I sent them a question regarding postage and packaging for approximately 2 litres of piping hot wee-wee concealed within a plastic milk carton.
I think this MUST be a prohibited item.
stop hijacking my serious thread
In Response to Re: train drivers wee in bottles: myself lol
Urinating in a pillow case does not work as well.
Never say never!
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Unfortunately I don't have any of them, my bed clothes are very similar to the ones seen in webby's picture in the other thread.