train drivers wee in bottles

TRIP5

Cartoonized bedcovers...LOVELY...lol

x

Mr_Miyagi

If you ever want to come and feel how soft they are, let me know.....


just give me a few days notice so I can empty them and have them washed.

TRIP5

Don't worry Miyagi...I'm more of a covers off sort of girl anyway...lol

Wipe on, wipe off...

x

Mr_Miyagi

my kind of lady

paige55

a trucker who has been on the for 2 weeks stops outside a brothel in amsterdam. throws 500 euros on the counter and says, i want your ugliest women and beans on toast, the madam is astonished, but sir for that kind of money you could have one of our finest ladies and a 3 course meal,the trucker replies. listen darling i aint hoxxny im homesick.

paige55

rocky the rooster was the biggest, meanest rooster in the world and spent his time beating the crxp out of all the animals on the farm. one day  he picked on the farm yard cat unfortunatly the cat beat  the crxp out of him.the moral of the  story is, no matter how big the coxk is, the puxxy can always take it.

unknown_username

I think we going off topic a bit here, back to the pillowcases

emilyegg

Sadly, an Experiment (involving a Pillowcase, a Tangerine, some Solids and a Sainsburys Carrier-Bag), which was carried out in the Controlled Surroundings of the Living Room has gone seriously wrong, leaving the Hamster in a bad way.

Think the Carpet might be done for as well 






 

Mr_Miyagi

thats what you get when you buy the cheap stuff

emilyegg

Think the Hamster and the Carpet might pull through. You are right though Mr Miyagi........

Wise Man Never Buy Pillowcase from Argos.

Mr_Miyagi

glad to hear the hamsters pulling through, lesson learned I hope.

can't wait to see this pic