Calling all Sky players!!! please post a random paragraph of writing,try to continue the story from

KidPoker3

I have a great idea,anyone posting on here i would aprreciate it if you would write a paragraph,trying to carry on where the last poster left off but keeping it completely random.

I shall start.....

Here we go..............

As far as time remembers,check raising has always been the devil move. Its has always been classed as cheeky,but the people do like it..................

unknown_username

yes but the people like cheese too, me personally i like bread big ones small ones some as big as your head

AIRWALKER

like a football size 5 mitre which i used to regularly break my foot on in pe at school. My teacher said.......................

Dozza

"The perfect remedy for a broken foot is....."

BlackFish3

losing with pocket jokers and then letting your frustration out by...

DELTA

kicking tk up the .....

SpongeDoug

Bottom of the league in the 6 nations so far is Italy. But it's a long way to go and England are hoping to field surprise winger replacement Richard Orford well known for his....

unknown_username

losing his car and poker, which means he probably wont..................

-Typhoon-

 be playing netball anylonger. However it does mean....

COCASIRF

He can spend more time with TK and learn how to...........

unknown_username

do a bit of train spotting before lunch where they can discuss...................

DELTA

this teriffic thread

-Typhoon-

bear pyjama bottoms that match their fake ugg boots. Even though they know they can no longer go to Tescos, as they have both been......

emilyegg

Spotted buying Pillowcases in Argos...........

KidPoker3

whilst moonlighting as a do it yourself one man band;dreaming of picking up 7,8 offsuit.........

the most heavenly of hands.............

(thanks everyone,keep it going,hopefully get the presenters and house experts on the storyline as well,and you never know Sir Orford reading out a little section each week!)

Lisa_Marie

Christian Andersons' stories is the one about the ugly duckling which is rather interesting in this instance as it's a well known fact that a ducks..

emilyegg

normally Quack when approached................

BlackFish3

by a knife wielding TK who is wearing Rich Orford's slippers and...

Penny_Less

a partridge in a pear tree....

TRIP5

But the talking tree said there little kitty..cry not for the lost legend  'missing car-parked' for it is written that you shall be rescued before the baldy man approaches

-Typhoon-

from behind, and shouted "get away from my bush, that took me ages to trim". With that they ran back in to argos and hid behind the pillowcase stand until dark. As the shop closed and the shutters came down, they bolted in to the street, only to find.....

emilyegg

everyone who has entered TKO 2..............

emilyegg

be or not to be..........that is the Question.......

TRIP5

to which the answer is 56p...

BlackFish3

which is also the price of a bit of fun these days ... involving...

monkey123

1 crayon and a scrap piece of paper which was folded neatly from corner to corner it almost looked a bit like .....

emilyegg

A Sandwich that had been purchased when travelling on a train from........

Sky_Dave

Skegness. Ah, such fond memories of sunny Skeggy for the dastardly duo, with Tikay and Orford riding donkeys and playing even more of them at the local casino. Tikay caused many to laugh when he was forced to....

emilyegg

Find the Ace of Diamonds in the sand with his forehead, then have the picture placed on the home page of.........

diablo_pez

vitalite.com the only place to go for all your vitalite queries, ahhh the old adverts are the best...."wake up in de mornin' wantin' me......

KidPoker3

bankroll to be...................................... one miiiiiiillllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiooooonnnnnnn dollars................