Calling all Sky players!!! please post a random paragraph of writing,try to continue the story from

emilyegg

big hits include Oh L`Amour and Mirror Mirror...........

donkeyplop

and trying to avoid mr miyagis pillow case.................

emilyegg

closed your honour, we find the defendant Tikay Not Guilty of wearing..............

sim75

stockings or suspenders on valentines night playing the league freeroll thats a question

emilyegg

that needs to be addressed as a matter of urgency, by someone who is an expert in the field of..........

Quagmire72

dreams. Not to be confused with field of nightmares that contain...........

donkeyplop

apolagetic card making so he can still play said freeroll!!!!!!!!...............

SpongeDoug

over, roll over and they all rolled over and one fell out then the little one said....

DiggerMan

.........is this the way to Amarillo? If it is then............

SpongeDoug

I took a wrong turn somewhere near Ipswich. I was looking for my local Argos to buy some pillow cases but ended up on a ferry with 14 Japanese school girls wearing.....

loonytoons

Blue suede shoes and thinking they're elvis

emilyegg

Works in our local chip shop...........

Quietman

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Works in our local chip shop...........
Posted by emilyegg

where there was a fight last night....

Quietman

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and some fish took a battering.....

emilyegg

But in the nick of time Blackfish3 turned up and the world was saved.............

Quietman

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But in the nick of time Blackfish3 turned up and the world was saved.............
Posted by emilyegg

because the curry sauce was............

emilyegg

from Farmfoods and tasted a bit odd, compared to a proper take-away..........

RICHORFORD

...but then, the ageing doctor was not in the habit of wearing a blancmange on his head whilst doing his morning rounds. Today was an exception though.

 

"A petticoated goat?" whispered the Play Doh air terminal. 

"As certain as the day is an out-of-work fairy with substance abuse issues" replied the kindly paint pot.

It was then that the Zargon 9 Space Station hovering above Ray Liotta's allotment received planning permission for a jacuzzi-coloured conservatory in the style of a 1940s film noir.

Bob Twill Jr, the area manager- hopped profoundly on one leg, clutched his bottle of litmus paper and said simply: "I wish I hadn't..............."

emilyegg

entered the weekly caption contest, but by-jings I won it!!!!! This week I think that Rio..............

ACBRO67

will be the skipper ,and will tell our RICHIE to stop trying to hog the thread by typing FAAAR too much even though he is Tikay's love child who will.........

loonytoons

one day turn into a handsome prince, but for now will have to accept that......

BANDICOOT

he still looks like the frog that Is In desperate need of a kiss from a princess......

MAXALLY

 who is called Lisa and always wears a blue dress on a saturday because.....

SpongeDoug

saturday is wash day where all the whites are done including the pillow cases. Never the less Sunday is a day for following ants with a magnifying glass and watching them burn when you...........

_HARPO_

realise that you're bent over an anthill naked with the 6ft 4in mascara and lipstick wearing bricklayer from next door looking...........

AIRWALKER

At your artichokes and nicely grown sprouts. Do you have an allotment mate or are you just wanting to......................

SpongeDoug

wash your smalls with my pillow cases, in any case that bottle of litmus paper looks suspiciously like a.....

HITMAN_RV

bottle of Whoopass!! if we open it, it may.......

monkey123

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bottle of Whoopass!! if we open it, it may.......
Posted by HITMAN_RV

SHOW the world that the HITSQUAD mean business and will stop at nothing until they taste sweet .....

DiggerMan

.............potatoes with a creamy mushroom sauce and plenty of mixed.....