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its the first ever big brother heads up / you decide oynutter or miyagi / the choice is yours!

IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
edited February 2010 in Poker Chat

Pssst! Pssst!

Oy! Mr. Miyagi, This is the Secret Tree Talking.

Your secret mission is:
To persuade Oynutter that his login has never expired and that he is just Floppin Mental.

The second part of your secret mission is:
To dress up like pokertrev & blackfish and try to convince him that no one has yet been evicted from the house.

There are some clothes in the lobby for you to use, but don't forget to fold your arms when you wear the suite to make it look more convincing.

If you are successful in your mission, you will be allowed to play online poker in the diary room for 30mins.

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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited February 2010
    as previous threads the voting system remains the same !

    you vote who you want to be the winner !

    12pm tonight is the deadline for votes ! 

    gl oynutter and miyagi !

    its been a laugh and life is short !

    the line up for celeb big brother this weekend is :

    lisa long 

    tk

    skyrich

    richard orford

    rossjb14 has made a bigbrother mini movie ,

    for tonights  launch   celeb big brother thread  !

    enjoy lol !

    congrats miyagi you are the first forum big brother winner !!!!! 

    ul oynutter !
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2010

    Pssst! Pssst!

    Oynutter, This is the Secret Tree Talking.

    Your secret mission is:
    To persuade Mr. Miyagi that you are just Floppin Mental.

    The second part of your secret mission is:
    To pretend that pokertrev & blackfish have not yet been evicted from the house.

    You will be allowed in the diary room for 30mins to play online poker and if Mr. Miyagi asks where youve been, tell him that you have been talking to pokertrev and blackfish in the lobby.

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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited February 2010
    But I am floppin mental !!  jjjeeeezzzzzuuussss---everyone knows I'm floppin mental, ask sky rich if I'm floppin mental, I got an email from sky mods telling me I'm floppin mental !!---I got banned from the fluppin forum for a whole day for being floppin mental---I am the managing director of floppin mental r us, for flops sake!

      One of my blogs had to be edited because it was too floppin mental !!-- I like Lisa marie for flops sake, I'm floppin mental I tell you!

     floppin mental is my middle fluppin name mate, but it would'nt fit on my avatar, oyfloppinmentalnutter--see!!!--too floppin long innit?

    screaming Lord suche comes round ere for inspirefloppination mate, and always goes home monster raving fluppin loonificated, I can tell you!

     Even me Julee is floppin mental, she loves me for flops sake!

    Oynutter won the understatement of the year award 1999, presented by Suzie dent from countdown!!

    I phoned up Russel brand and told him that his daughters got my floppy bits in a jar next to her bed, for flops sake!!---He went floppin mental, because he thought he was floppin mental till he spoke to me!!

    If anyone say's I'm not floppin mental I'll floppin flap the flupper!!

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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited February 2010
    Nutter Nutter Nutter
    Oy - OY - OY!
    Nutter
    OY
    Nutter
    OY
    Nutter Nutter Nutter
    OY - OY - OY!

    Too floppin right!

    x
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited February 2010
    My little brother once said my car won't go 140 mph, so I drove it down a fluppin cliff with a floppin shock proof video camera pointing at the speedometer--- He never floppin said it again, I can tell you!!
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  • BlackFish3BlackFish3
    edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: its the first ever big brother heads up / you decide oynutter or miyagi / the choice is yours!:
    But I am floppin mental !!  jjjeeeezzzzzuuussss---everyone knows I'm floppin mental, ask sky rich if I'm floppin mental, I got an email from sky mods telling me I'm floppin mental !!---I got banned from the fluppin forum for a whole day for being floppin mental---I am the managing director of floppin mental r us, for flops sake!   One of my blogs had to be edited because it was too floppin mental !!-- I like Lisa marie for flops sake, I'm floppin mental I tell you!  floppin mental is my middle fluppin name mate, but it would'nt fit on my avatar, oyfloppinmentalnutter--see!!!--too floppin long innit? screaming Lord suche comes round ere for inspirefloppination mate, and always goes home monster raving fluppin loonificated, I can tell you!  Even me Julee is floppin mental, she loves me for flops sake! Oynutter won the understatement of the year award 1999, presented by Suzie dent from countdown!! I phoned up Russel brand and told him that his daughters got my floppy bits in a jar next to her bed, for flops sake!!---He went floppin mental, because he thought he was floppin mental till he spoke to me!! If anyone say's I'm not floppin mental I'll floppin flap the flupper!!
    Posted by oynutter
    wow uve actually snapped... crazy crazy guy!
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited February 2010
    my little brother and his girlfriend fell asleep in my car, so I drove them 250 miles to Derbyshire and told them to go and pick me some magic mushrooms!!!--I'm floppin mad I tell you!!!
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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: its the first ever big brother heads up / you decide oynutter or miyagi / the choice is yours!:
    My little brother once said my car won't go 140 mph, so I drove it down a fluppin cliff with a floppin shock proof video camera pointing at the speedometer--- He never floppin said it again, I can tell you!!
    Posted by oynutter
    Frankly Nutter I'm not floppin surprised. Did you drink all of the Duff beer that night too?
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited February 2010
    I don't even bother drinking duff flopwit beer!!-- I drink half frozen special brew with champagne and vodka chasers!!---and if I can't do that, I drink blackcurrant ribena!!!---I'm floppin mental me!

    And I don't floppin enjoy drinking sensibly either!!!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: its the first ever big brother heads up / you decide oynutter or miyagi / the choice is yours!:
    But I am floppin mental !!  jjjeeeezzzzzuuussss---everyone knows I'm floppin mental, ask sky rich if I'm floppin mental, I got an email from sky mods telling me I'm floppin mental !!---I got banned from the fluppin forum for a whole day for being floppin mental---I am the managing director of floppin mental r us, for flops sake!   One of my blogs had to be edited because it was too floppin mental !!-- I like Lisa marie for flops sake, I'm floppin mental I tell you!  floppin mental is my middle fluppin name mate, but it would'nt fit on my avatar, oyfloppinmentalnutter--see!!!--too floppin long innit? screaming Lord suche comes round ere for inspirefloppination mate, and always goes home monster raving fluppin loonificated, I can tell you!  Even me Julee is floppin mental, she loves me for flops sake! Oynutter won the understatement of the year award 1999, presented by Suzie dent from countdown!! I phoned up Russel brand and told him that his daughters got my floppy bits in a jar next to her bed, for flops sake!!---He went floppin mental, because he thought he was floppin mental till he spoke to me!! If anyone say's I'm not floppin mental I'll floppin flap the flupper!!
    Posted by oynutter
    Well after that performance, youv'e got me convinced. lol. lol. lol.

    Nice work - I think you is definately a nutter initt!!!!
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited February 2010
    big brother security announcement


    webby has successfully fought off,

     the guys with the straitjacket,

    that came to take our beloved oynutter away.

    mmmm normal service resumes,

    please take off the flowery dress miyagi ty !


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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited February 2010
    fluppin straight jacket is it? hahahahahahaha-- the last time some flopwit dingdong tried to put a straight jacket on me, I pulled a floppin fire-door off its hinges and splattered the fluppers all over the floppin cell with it !!
     Have you ever seen someone trying to pick their teeth up with a broken arm--hahahahahaha

                                              I'M FLOPPIN MENTAL I TELL YOU !!!!!
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi
    edited February 2010
    Day 3 - Mr Miyagi is hiding under the kitchen table as oynutter is really crazy
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited February 2010
    big brother emergency announcement 

    please put down the knife oynutter,

    thank you,

    we have left some valium for you in the diary room ,

    miyagi are you ok ?

    you will find a first aid kit in the bathroom cabinet !

    oynutter you are on a yellow card !




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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi
    edited February 2010
    I am ok physically that was just tomato sauce all over my vest.

    However, emotionally I am not ok.

    Everyone I fall in love with inside the house leaves me :(
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited February 2010
    big brother treat


    miyagi if you look out the kitchen window now,

    you will see your first love blackfish,

    in his thomas the tank boxer shorts,

    no treats for you oynutter you were a naughty boy !



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  • emilyeggemilyegg
    edited February 2010
    Day Too in the Big Brutha Hoose and Mr Miyagi is Gannin to the Die-Ree Room.
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi
    edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: its the first ever big brother heads up / you decide oynutter or miyagi / the choice is yours!:
    big brother treat miyagi if you look out the kitchen window now, you will see your first love blackfish, in his thomas the tank boxer shorts, no treats for you oynutter you were a naughty boy !
    Posted by IRISHROVER
    That has certainly give me a lift :D

    Now, we can crack on with Naked Friday!  but as it is cold I am keeping my socks on.
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: its the first ever big brother heads up / you decide oynutter or miyagi / the choice is yours!:
    In Response to Re: its the first ever big brother heads up / you decide oynutter or miyagi / the choice is yours! : That has certainly give me a lift :D Now, we can crack on with Naked Friday!  but as it is cold I am keeping my socks on.
    Posted by Mr_Miyagi
    now you are showing your age,

    that is leaving your socks on !
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  • emilyeggemilyegg
    edited February 2010
    Will it still be a Treat if Thomas turns 3-Dimensional?


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  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop
    edited February 2010
    where is webby during all of this???

    maybe webby and mr miyagi are the same person!!!

    mr miyagi did turn up when webby was banned!! since then webbys been very quiet!!

    just call me detective donkey!! ;-)
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited February 2010
    big brother security change announcement

    please note our security officer webby now wishes ,

    to be known as  The predator !
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2010
    This is Big Brother - Can Mr. Miyagi Come to the Diary Room.

    BB:     Hello Mr Miyagi
    Mr. Miyagi: Hello BB
    BB: How is your last day is the house?
    Mr. Miyagi: Floppin Mental
    BB: How is your fellow housemate?
    Mr. Miyagi: Floppin Mental
    BB: Do you think you did anything to provoke him?
    Mr. Miyagi: Well the secret tree told me to persuade him he was floppin mental
    BB: Do you think you succeeded in this secret task?
    Mr. Miyagi:Too Right! He is a bonified floppin mentalist
    BB: How do you think he will react if he doesn't win?
    Mr. Miyagi: He will go floppin mental
    BB: How will you spend your last few hours in the house?
    Mr. Miyagi: Cutting down that floppin tree, its all his fault, he told me to do it.
    BB: Big Brother suggests you have a talk with your fellow housemate to resolve these issues
    Mr. Miyagi: Thats ok for you to say, but he's freaking me out!
    BB: Is there anything you would like to ask big brother?
    Mr. Miyagi: Can I play a heads up game with oynutter? I think it may calm him down.
    BB: OK. Big Brother will see what it can do

    Mr. Miyagi leaves the diary room: What a Flopwit, Can't beleive I just asked for a heads up game with a complete floppin headcase...............Oh Well......Could be worse..........at least I haven't gotta play a DYM with that Blackfish Geeza...god he's good! and as for that pokertrev! Well! can't see me ever winning a hand against him, where does he keep gettin all those suites from.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2010
    In Response to Re: its the first ever big brother heads up / you decide oynutter or miyagi / the choice is yours!:
    where is webby during all of this??? maybe webby and mr miyagi are the same person!!! mr miyagi did turn up when webby was banned!! since then webbys been very quiet!! just call me detective donkey!! ;-)
    Posted by donkeyplop
    I can confirm Mr Miyagi is not Webby
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited February 2010
    maybe webby is the dark side of acebarry,

    he is quiet tanned .
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited February 2010
    OY!!!!---stop all this talk about calming down a NUTTER--you cannot floppin calm down a NUTTER, a nutter can be a quiet nutter, but he is still a floppin nutter, and a floppin nutter can never be fluppin calm!!

    There are a few nutters from liverpool that once told a few times, can calm down slightly, but only for a few seconds, the vast majority of nutters actually go even more floppin mental when told to calm down---so fluppin watch it you lot----RIGHT!!!

    MY POST COUNT IS NOW 1066, AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO HAROLD---I HAVE FASHIONED A CROSSBOW FROM PARTS OF BLACKFISHES BED, SO DON'T FLOPPIN TELL ME TO CALM DOWN AGAIN--RIGHT !!!!
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited February 2010
                                         bigbrother annoucement  



    can oynutter please come to the diary room ,

    but first release miyagi from the head lock  !
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited February 2010
    Hello big brother, what the flop do you want---eh---eh???---You knew very well I am floppin mental, and yet you still put me in here with a big woolly woofta, what the flop did you expect to happen eh?---eh--what??
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited February 2010
    big brother secret revealed



    our apologies mr oynutter,

    it seem the devious  bigbrother plan has backfired on us,

    on night one when you were in one of your deep deep flipping dreams,

    fast a sleep in carlsberg flopping mtt land ,

    our resident miyagi was giving a task ,

    to inject you with a very very heavy DOSE of animal TRANQUILISER,

    we thought this would in some way have an easing affect in your behaviour,

    it seems we did not take in to affect you are this far gone a complete nutter,

    miyagi your next task is to run and hide till it gets dark,

    and we will send in the predator to rescue you  ! 



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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi
    edited February 2010
    7:17pm - Mr Miyagi is talking to big brother about the possable future three-way with Trev and Blackfish.
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