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When Someone Asks a you a Stupid Question or States the Obvious.
Feel the need to ask this due to the fact that the wife and the mother-in-law have BOTH asked me a dopey question within a matter of hours.
Inspired by reading (on here) about someone buying 12 cans of lager at the supermarket and the checkout person asking...
Q. Do you want a bag?
A. No, I will pop them in my pocket.
My own personal experiences this week were....
The Wife last Sunday Night, after I had been out and had several pints....
Q. Have you been in the Pub?
A. No, just upstairs unattended in McDonalds.
And earlier that day my mother-in-law hit me with this belter, when I picked up our baby daughter, whom she had been babysitting....
(segment of conversation)
Q. What are the Kids up to? (our other two children)
A. Chris is on the PS3 probably, and I took Lauren to see Avatar.
Q. What...At the Cinema?
A. Nah...they`ve got it showing in Homebase (ffs...stop it. Please)
maybe I was a bit harsh, but I couldn`t help myself.
Would love to hear any half-baked questions or comments that have been bowled at you. There must be LOADS....
Inspired by reading (on here) about someone buying 12 cans of lager at the supermarket and the checkout person asking...
Q. Do you want a bag?
A. No, I will pop them in my pocket.
My own personal experiences this week were....
The Wife last Sunday Night, after I had been out and had several pints....
Q. Have you been in the Pub?
A. No, just upstairs unattended in McDonalds.
And earlier that day my mother-in-law hit me with this belter, when I picked up our baby daughter, whom she had been babysitting....
(segment of conversation)
Q. What are the Kids up to? (our other two children)
A. Chris is on the PS3 probably, and I took Lauren to see Avatar.
Q. What...At the Cinema?
A. Nah...they`ve got it showing in Homebase (ffs...stop it. Please)
maybe I was a bit harsh, but I couldn`t help myself.
Would love to hear any half-baked questions or comments that have been bowled at you. There must be LOADS....
Comments
a funny irish statement we use quiet often is ,
say a problem issue needs sorting with someone else ,
we say from one m8 to another,
go on you say it to them ,
" i am behind you all the way "
I like the one where you get it all-in with J-J or whatever, & the geezer turns over Aces, then says "did you not realise you were behind?".....
Err........
"Was that photo taken when you were younger?"
15 o/o of mallard ducks are gay !
soz tk my typing fingers couldn't resist it lol !
a silly thought would the 15 0/0 include female ducks lol ?
20%, please, Mr Rover.
By the bye, I moved from London to the East Midlands in the 80's, where they have strange, or different, expressions, most "local" areas do.
In London we say "you all right mate?", but in the East Mids, it's "you OK, duck?". (Really!).
They also say, a lot, "cor love a duck".
You could not make it up, could you?
Anyway, back to this interesting thread
The "main" section is "General Poker Chat"; there is no discernible poker content in this thread.
P.S. I'd be delighted if all the other types of thread that you mentioned had their own section too. :-)
Hi Maxally,
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Thank you!
You are sitting in the house and the landline phone goes, person on the other end says hello and proceeds to ask u " Where are you". Now come on, its hard not to take the preverbial here but i respond in many ways, like where do u think i am,, try remembering what number uv just phoned and u will get ur answer, or just flat out lie to them and tell them im at disney world.
Whenever I lose something and are searching the house, my misses always asks "well what have you done with it"
......I was asked by one of the girl's in the office, "what do you want a phone charger for?" I replied "I'll give you three guesses"......... she was embarrassed and over the next few months she set out to systematically ruin my life, her name was Emma.............proving the theory that "All Emmas' are evil" !!!!!!
ps, when you go out with her do people ask you where cinderella is lol (oops thought this was provoke the presenter)
I'm a train driver (please don't tell Tikay) and as such have to do shiftwork. On the early shift i normally set off in my dopey uniform anything between 2.30am to 5.00am and being the loving husband that i am, i wake the Mrs to say goodbye and without fail i get the same question "Are you going to work"
I mean it's not as though we have thet many fancy dress parties, starting at that time round my way
knock knock ,
is it ok to come in to the shed,
ty mr egg ,
this is my first time in the shed in a very long time ,
this thread still going wd mr egg ,
mind if i look around the shed ,
ok ty .