ROFL... That beats 1k snowball hands down :D

ONTHERlVER

To everyone who had the chance to see the Once in a lifetime post ...

O ... Im still crying

Keep them comming ... Priceless

BlackFish3

im just disappointed i missed my once in a lifetime opportunity...

porkerman

come on guys i am a very serious man, if any of you question my ability on the poker tables then i will gladly have a heads up battle on the free tables just to show i am as good as i say?

labrat64

PMSL at it. Was wondering porkerman, do you want my bank details so you can send 2 million dollars from yourself in Nigeria to your sister over here?

ONTHERlVER

I just wet myself...

porkerman

labrat this is no joke i am great poker player won over 60k in last 3 years, i play so much better when been sponsored and not with my own money, it just takes the pressure off a little bit if you know what i mean, will anyone interested please P'M me and we can talk business, this is no joke, together we can conquer the world and maybe even gus and ivey!!!

Dozza

i wanted to respond with this, but unfortunately the thread got closed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtbnGlDhG68&feature=related

BlackFish3

ok pokerman... lets do this. ill join HU table now on free chips. find me.

ONTHERlVER

Playing with free money is like winning the paralympics ...

You might come first ... But you are still "Special"

BlackFish3

In Response to Re: ROFL... That beats 1k snowball hands down :

labrat this is no joke i am great poker player won over 60k in last 3 years, i play so much better when been sponsored and not with my own money, it just takes the pressure off a little bit if you know what i mean, will anyone interested please P'M me and we can talk business, this is no joke, together we can conquer the world and maybe even gus and ivey!!!
Posted by porkerman

im on now... 60k in 3 years is not very impressive if you are a full timer... thats only 20k a year.
find me at the table 'dublin'

unknown_username

i believe you man now about that problem at the bottom of me garden damn pixies

BlackFish3

hurry up and play me HU! i want to see how good you are!!! Table Dublin... now, 0.5/1 play chips...

Dozza

In Response to Re: ROFL... That beats 1k snowball hands down :

labrat this is no joke i am great poker player won over 60k in last 3 years, i play so much better when been sponsored and not with my own money, it just takes the pressure off a little bit if you know what i mean, will anyone interested please P'M me and we can talk business, this is no joke, together we can conquer the world and maybe even gus and ivey!!!
Posted by porkerman

if u won 60k, then why is your average game stake on here $1?

porkerman

i dont play often on here but am currently teaching blackfish a lesson

ONTHERlVER

This has to get approved ... Its so funny

BlackFish3

LOL teaching me a lesson... oh dear. your a shocking player. Sit back in...

BlackFish3

im waiting for him to sit back in... could be a long wait... but ill be here porkerman...

donkeyplop

ive been trying to rail u mate but cant get the table to load grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!


just getting a 503 error!!!

ONTHERlVER

In Response to Re: ROFL... That beats 1k snowball hands down :

i wanted to respond with this, but unfortunately the thread got closed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtbnGlDhG68&feature=related
Posted by Dozza

Great clip ... love it

ONTHERlVER

Pokerman ill make a deal with you ...

Your not going to like it but its the only one you are getting

I'll Play you in a £10 HU

If you win ... I will gladly give you my bankroll

... and quit at the same time lol

porkerman

i kept getting error whilst at the table balckfish, sorry about that but i did have the chip lead did i not?

on the river dont make promises you cant keep

BlackFish3

lol i was 5 chips down because you went on life tilt and shoved every hand... shall we continue?

BlackFish3

im back on the dublin table

loonytoons

Where have i heard this Porkerman before, oh yeh thats right, he told porkies and cheated in the guess the goals competition a few months back, went back and changed his answer after the event, but couldn't outsmart our very own skyrich, so my question is, if you are prepared to cheat in a £5.50 forum guess the goals competition, why would anyone trust you with thousands of pounds?

Sky_Rich

In Response to Re: ROFL... That beats 1k snowball hands down :

but couldn't outsmart our very own skyrich,
Posted by loonytoons

Whooop

NColley

lol, if he was any good he'd be playing the top level players on the cash tables.. ignore him hes winding you guys up.

BlackFish3

do you not sleep?

NColley

In Response to Re: ROFL... That beats 1k snowball hands down :

do you not sleep?
Posted by BlackFish3

atm I'm forcing myself to stay awake for lectures at 2.. unfortunately over the last like 5 days I've managed to become completely nocturnal therefore I must stay up all day to enable me to get back to a normal sleeping pattern.

BlackFish3

i got like 2-3 hours sleep last night... had to be in at 9 what uni you at and what you studying? All students are nocturnal its great

Sky_Rich

oh to be a student again!

BlackFish3

In Response to Re: ROFL... That beats 1k snowball hands down :

oh to be a student again!
Posted by Sky_Rich

oh dear... you are starting to sound like TK...