quick joke - well i laughed

AIRWALKER

Why did Nivea Cream........................because Max Factor.

AIRWALKER

Action man and Barbie in the airing cupboard.  Which ones which?




The Action Man is the one whose sitting on the tank.

AIRWALKER

Whats black, white, and squeals.................a nun with a monk on.

AIRWALKER

Why don't people make 'snow women'?  ..................takes too long to hollow out the head.

unknown_username

Why don't aliens eat clowns?

because they taste funny

lucy4

In Response to Re: quick joke - well i laughed:

BAGN (that's bang out of order)
Posted by PokerParty

LEWL

namesb0nd

what do you call a man with a shovel on his head?















Doug
What do you call a man without a shovel on his head?

















Douglas

emilyegg

What do you call a Spaniard who has had his motor stolen?
















Carlos

Quagmire72

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?
























Stew

bryan1960

In Response to Re: quick joke - well i laughed:

Arnold Schwarzenegger takes a job as an usher at the Cinema. A young boy who has missed the beginning of the film enters and asks; "Where can I sit?" Arnie replies............ Aisle....B....Back
Posted by emilyegg

no more please,your a bore

emilyegg

How sad ARE you.? lol

unknown_username

Two peanuts walk into a bar

one was a salted

unknown_username

Bob asked his Doctor if he had ever laughed at a patient.
"In over 20 years I haven't, I do my best to remain professional".
With that Bob drops his trousers revealing the tiniest willy the Doctor had ever seen.
It was no bigger than a AAA battery.
The Doctor burst out into uncontrollable laughter, takes a deep breath and say "I'm sorry, really I am, it won't happen again.
Now how can I help you?" Bob replies "It's swollen"

unknown_username

what do you do if you see an epilectic having a fit in the bath....




throw your washing in

epwb

 two snowmen in a field, one says to the other, can you smell carrots

andsoitis7

a woodworm walks into a bar and asks........................... is the bar-tender here?........lol boom boom

dantb10

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head.....

























cliff

TORTUS007

Who was australia's first super star??











Skippy.

ness4

My mates have always mocked me about the size of my penus.

Although, I've never heard the wife moan.

ness4

Some bloke at a bus stop earlier hit me on the legs with a stick for no reason.

Naturally, I retaliated and beat the living sheet out of him.

Just for good measure, I kicked his Labrador as well.

diablo_pez

Man walks into Doctor's wearing only cling-film pants

Doctor says " I can clearly see your nuts "

unknown_username

Their is a new breed of dog! Its great it can find anything! Its called a Labragoogle.

emilyegg

I was in Sainsburys today and was convinced that I saw Rich Orford. However on closer inspection, the wrapper on the loaf said "Thick Cut"

AIRWALKER

In Response to Re: quick joke - well i laughed:

In Response to Re: quick joke - well i laughed : no more please,your a bore
Posted by bryan1960

Whats your problem? It's just people having fun here thats all. If you don't like it why not shove off instead of trying to bring someone down.

No need m8 no need.

emilyegg

Okay Okay.......

What do you call a Dinosaur with one eye?

























DOYOUTHINKHESAURUS

35suited

did you hear about the sword swalloer who went on a diet????






He had pins and needles for months

*groans*

ness4

What's the difference between the volcano in Iceland and Cheryl Cole?

Cheryl's not blowing Ash anymore.

emilyegg

lol

loonytoons

A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman, 'have you seen my dad in here today?' The barman replies, 'i dont know, what does he look like?'

unknown_username

In Response to Re: quick joke - well i laughed:

A penguin walks into a bar and says to the barman, 'have you seen my dad in here today?' The barman replies, 'i dont know, what does he look like?'
Posted by loonytoons

Had to read it twice before I got it but then I really did LOL!