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thread at how of speak in an english
I noticed of many lots a players that trouble having at a being english to speak, so starting to put of a thread it can be teach them of doing an english proper. Please do a give of sentence what a show to do an english speak.
An story is good but of short because I am at thinking they only have a concentrate at reading of too long
I start the here first, and great of being a teach to learn, so please to having not some nonsense, thank of all you
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One of a day, a man got to home in at his wife there, dinner had it for him and when finish of dinner he was ask of wife for one quickly, why is it so many times a quickly said wife, and the man say he am wanting to get in pub soon. Then the man his wife say, what is the kind of an animal you are?---A panda, the man said, he eats, shoots, and leaves.
now do all you see how it easy is understand of an english
1. a man can have a chip on his table
2. a man can eat his chips at his table
3. a man can have fish and chips at his table
4. a man can be a fish at the table
5. a man can fish for chips at the table
6. a man can have a fish that has his chips at the table
7. a man can have a chip on his shoulder because a fish has got all the chips on his table
8. a man can have no chips on his chipped table
9. a man with no chips can no longer fish at the table
10. a man can have a chip on his chip at the chipped table
11. a man can get chips from a fish at the table
12. a man can get rid of all the fish and all the chips, and still have fish and chips on the table
NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND, FLOPS SAKE---SIMPLES!!!
1. A man can have a wife in his home
2. a man can home in on his wife
3. a man can have his wife at an inn
4. a wife can be at home at an inn
5. a man can have a wife with a homely inn that isn't in
6. a man can home in on an inn that has his wife in, when she should be at home
SEE SIMPLES !!
Also pleasing no doggy positions in room for two with big stick unless for throwing not for other but for doggy with tail waggy.
And job good for you doing so too.
1. a man can live near a close
2. a man can have a close thing
3. a man can close a thing
4. a man can have a near thing in a close
5. A LIVE CANNOT CLOSE A NEAR MAN THING
OK!!!