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  • edited March 2010
                                               A STORY AT HOW HAPPENED A MAN


     When in long time that now is gone, there was being not a man of the earth, but being there was a monkey and of an ape. Then came a man, and this man was called a Charles Darwin, and a book he wrote of himself how he came there, and it is why today we know it for true.

      Some do but not much have a believe this book, "how is it a monkey to writing a book", they are saying, but they do no read of the book because a believe of an evil in it. A man of doing science is scared not of the book, and was finding much true things in the book, and told he some to a friends of the book. Then much people had a believe of the book, but still it was naughty at believe in the book, because much of people of was a want to believe of a big man of the sky and made him all animals and of a man, these people was called a american, and science was a very naughty in where they live. The people where they live was make rocket, and went it at the moon, but not did they saw a big man at the sky, so now do a believe of him invisible.

      One of them men was doing a science was called a Richard Dawkins, and him that told it was not a man of the sky make a man, and write him a book of explain at this, but much of a american not can keep a word in his brain, and was alive only for a thank you at the man of the sky, and was a think that he killing them if not every day a thank you. Some much of a people did able to keep a word in his brain, but not of a american. This people was called mr atheist and was a much naughty and not a friend did they get of an a american, and people of all accross the earth were said of they mad, and of they will burn for much long time at a big hole of the earth. A man doing a science had a not believe this, and looking he did for the hole. The man was look in a volcano, but not he could find a burn of people and hard was it to climb there, and alive was the man, so hard it was for him that a dead people can climb there, so not did he believe the story. then the man was doing a look to the sky, and all of the sky he did look in, but no big man was there he saw, and not was there some dead people.

      This is then the story, and an educate of all you. A brain that can keep of a word will have a believe, but a brain that can keep of a much words and can make for him a think, will do a believe by himself, and not a believe at people that know not an educate but let another people do all of thier think for them.
  • edited March 2010
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                                               A STORY AT HOW HAPPENED A MAN  When in long time that now is gone, there was being not a man of the earth, but being there was a monkey and of an ape. Then came a man, and this man was called a Charles Darwin, and a book he wrote of himself how he came there, and it is why today we know it for true.   Some do but not much have a believe this book, "how is it a monkey to writing a book", they are saying, but they do no read of the book because a believe of an evil in it. A man of doing science is scared not of the book, and was finding much true things in the book, and told he some to a friends of the book. Then much people had a believe of the book, but still it was naughty at believe in the book, because much of people of was a want to believe of a big man of the sky and made him all animals and of a man, these people was called a american, and science was a very naughty in where they live. The people where they live was make rocket, and went it at the moon, but not did they saw a big man at the sky, so now do a believe of him invisible.   One of them men was doing a science was called a Richard Dawkins, and him that told it was not a man of the sky make a man, and write him a book of explain at this, but much of a american not can keep a word in his brain, and was alive only for a thank you at the man of the sky, and was a think that he killing them if not every day a thank you. Some much of a people did able to keep a word in his brain, but not of a american. This people was called mr atheist and was a much naughty and not a friend did they get of an a american, and people of all accross the earth were said of they mad, and of they will burn for much long time at a big hole of the earth. A man doing a science had a not believe this, and looking he did for the hole. The man was look in a volcano, but not he could find a burn of people and hard was it to climb there, and alive was the man, so hard it was for him that a dead people can climb there, so not did he believe the story. then the man was doing a look to the sky, and all of the sky he did look in, but no big man was there he saw, and not was there some dead people.   This is then the story, and an educate of all you. A brain that can keep of a word will have a believe, but a brain that can keep of a much words and can make for him a think, will do a believe by himself, and not a believe at people that know not an educate but let another people do all of thier think for them.
    Posted by oynutter
    Much sorry, can you explain much repeating for understanding of many words to me. I go see nice doctor man now for tablets much to make head less thumpety thump.
  • edited March 2010
    hi it is to you elsa a dog, the explain at this story is a simples, and make small will i for your understand.

      In at the beginning, was there no animals and not a man, and not a dog.

    Then came along some animals but a small only they were

    Then came a grow and some big animals, and then came a monkey and a ape

    It is then came a Charles Darwin, and he invent an evolution, and this evolution make everything life on the earth do change when they select good for survive animals, and bad for survive will die

    This is a why you are being a clever dog, and not a american, because an evolution got at where they live very late

    This why is that a believe man in the sky make a man, and not a Charles Darwin

    An educate will one of a day reach in at an american, but long time for a brain to get an evolution, so a believe at man in sky will stay there, and stupid like a monkey

    This is how of explain, people with an evolution can do a think, but people with not an evolution will have to do a believe of other peoples think because can they not do a think for them self

    This is what hope that I help you
  • edited March 2010
    I was of the thinking that Evolution was the Mitsubishi Man and not a Charlie Darwin man but wrong is possibly me. If man in sky is so cleverly why he spend all his time up in big sky thing and not getting council flat house like what me has. Big man in council hall very nice man and give money for Mitsubishi Evolution so children of peoples can go to school not using big bus which is filling with English peoples who cannot the proper talk.

    I thinking that peoples should all together get along and even with American peoples who not yet got brain as you are saying much about. When Americans are getting the brain we might all end up in big sky thing with very cleverly man and Charlie Darwin man.

    Under the standing of the English speak is much difficulties sometimes but we are now with brains and so it much better is for all. You is a clever man Mr Nutter.
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    I was of the thinking that Evolution was the Mitsubishi Man and not a Charlie Darwin man but wrong is possibly me. If man in sky is so cleverly why he spend all his time up in big sky thing and not getting council flat house like what me has. Big man in council hall very nice man and give money for Mitsubishi Evolution so children of peoples can go to school not using big bus which is filling with English peoples who cannot the proper talk. I thinking that peoples should all together get along and even with American peoples who not yet got brain as you are saying much about. When Americans are getting the brain we might all end up in big sky thing with very cleverly man and Charlie Darwin man. Under the standing of the English speak is much difficulties sometimes but we are now with brains and so it much better is for all. You is a clever man Mr Nutter.
    Posted by elsadog
    elsa a dog, certain a wrong it is, because a Mitsubushi man can make clever a car, why this he called it an evolution is because now he know is clever also a Charles Darwin. Also and people that are being clever and a dog is like you being clever, they would not do a think of a living at the sky, because floppin is it freezing up in there, and no shops and not a pub is there at the sky. I am think we not will end up at the sky and because much danger is there of an aeroplane to hit bang on your head and to kill you
  • edited March 2010
      THE THREAD AT HOW OF SPEAK IN AN ENGLISH WILL BE NOW AT A HOLIDAY

     Tomorrow here at Ireland is it the day of them paddies, and this day is a compulse or a drunken day, so it is that all things are closed but not a pub, Ireland is only the place of the world where a people not are drunk will be not good a citizen but a po-oper of the party and a dirty stick , and it is this why I have to go at seeing me Julee now to prepare of the day of drunk.

      Back will I be soon when me Julee have finish of drunking me and have give me a love that I do like having lots of much when after a drunk, and why it is that I mind not to have drunk with her--corrrr

      English speak is resume at thursday of the night, and leave now I will you at practice of this teach

                                  THANK AT YOU ENGLAND PEOPLE, AND THANK ALSO AT YOU IRELAND PEOPLE FOR THE DRUNK OF ME JULLEE MUCH ENOUGH THAT SHE WILL DO A LOVE WHERE I EVER WANT HER TO THIS DAY
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      THE THREAD AT HOW OF SPEAK IN AN ENGLISH WILL BE NOW AT A HOLIDAY  Tomorrow here at Ireland is it the day of them paddies, and this day is a compulse or a drunken day, so it is that all things are closed but not a pub, Ireland is only the place of the world where a people not are drunk will be not good a citizen but a po-oper of the party and a dirty stick , and it is this why I have to go at seeing me Julee now to prepare of the day of drunk.   Back will I be soon when me Julee have finish of drunking me and have give me a love that I do like having lots of much when after a drunk, and why it is that I mind not to have drunk with her--corrrr   English speak is resume at thursday of the night, and leave now I will you at practice of this teach                               THANK AT YOU ENGLAND PEOPLE, AND THANK ALSO AT YOU IRELAND PEOPLE FOR THE DRUNK OF ME JULLEE MUCH ENOUGH THAT SHE WILL DO A LOVE WHERE I EVER WANT HER TO THIS DAY
    Posted by oynutter
    LOL Enjoy the Guinness M8
  • edited March 2010
    h i people are all that in  sky poker, back am I from being a drunken person, ache does still of my head in, and fog it is in my brain this night, but a cheer still has in me, and a fun was being had to me and me julee.A prepare I did for a drunk and much was my prepare that missed I much of the day of the paddies at my bed, but great was a fun having me and also every people in a pub was a drunk and 5 oclock was it at time for home

      Only an at Ireland could be this craic, a people not of Ireland will have problem to get such mad, because nutters are more here than all of the place in a world, street roads was a full of these mad persons and craic it was had they, and no thing was much as important as a getting of more mad, and green was a drink in lager, and much was a drink in lager, then a fall, then a bed, then a head of aching. But a lovely was fish pie to make a feel better of me, and now tommorrow I am hoping at normal again--Thank at you a people, for the mighty of a craic, which as say you was a 90, and lots a good
  • edited March 2010
    Ah very niceness that you been had good times with Guinessing in the pubelic housings on this day Nutter.
    To keep away from the scratching cards I have being doing hidings under the beds for 2 days, only seeing outside for food and toilet to visit. I have already save 36 english pounds with your helpings. I think may I use these savings for a Shell Suit that will not be small and unshining like the one that is used for now. Can you give me a suggest where to do a buying for this. I very strange to think that they did not have for sale of these Shell Suits in Argos or Cash Convertings.
  • edited March 2010
    Much you are like the tower of leaning pisa I am thinking to me Mr Nutter. Much too I have been fishing the pi at the college of the adult education. I am managing with help from the calculator of getting to the 55 decimated places of the fishing pi.

    Much I look forward to talking the pi when you have the pisa taken out of you for the ache of the head.
  • edited March 2010
    hi at you emily a egg, good hear I do at your not scratching yourself, and good it at saving 36 of the pounds, a research did I do at you, and to "retro killer clothing" in a google I did, here find you will get shell a suit, and only for a 29.99 of them pounds--- hope that I do you like this---and a sure that good look will be you in it, hope at your scratching stop will be for a long one---  gethttp://www.retrokillerclothing.com/nike-scally-scouser-white-black-pink-shell-suit-tracksuit-top---mens---287693-3717-p.asp
  • edited March 2010
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    Much you are like the tower of leaning pisa I am thinking to me Mr Nutter. Much too I have been fishing the pi at the college of the adult education. I am managing with help from the calculator of getting to the 55 decimal places of the fishing pi. Much I look forward to talking the pi when you have the pisa taken out of you for the ache of the head.
    Posted by elsadog
    hi at you elsa a dog, hoping I do are you not doing a taking of pisa from me, and this night is my head not good at for a think, talk of a decimated place has worry me, and saw I did in google earth at haiti, where a decimate was a terrible, please give a think of this a cash, and 55 decimated places are a very worry if like haiti they are, more tell of this to me, and then a help do I will
  • edited March 2010
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    hi at you emily a egg, good hear I do at your not scratching yourself, and good it at saving 36 of the pounds, a research did I do at you, and to "retro killer clothing" in a google I did, here find you will get shell a suit, and only for a 29.99 of them pounds--- hope that I do you like this---and a sure that good look will be you in it, hope at your scratching stop will be for a long one---  get http://www.retrokillerclothing.com/nike-scally-scouser-white-black-pink-shell-suit-tracksuit-top---mens---287693-3717-p.asp
    Posted by oynutter
    Your workings to me are very, very helping Nutter. I like a lot the nikes and this is priced reasonable competitaveness I think. My englishes are bettering all of the time thanking to you. I will look, I think you say...."As Smart as a Dart" when I need to do next visiting to the centre for workings. I do not want to keep pressured of you Nutter...but do you think that a shops in somewhere maybe still sales a "Y" cardigan. I can use the refunds I have left over to help for the purchasing. Your helpings are worldly to mine livings.
  • edited March 2010
    http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www.oldemaps.co.uk/Cardigan-map.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.oldemaps.co.uk/Cardigan-map.htm&h=397&w=600&sz=77&tbnid=nOFxNxISmqxkaM:&tbnh=89&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcardigan%2Bmap&hl=en&usg=__JBRpEQ1ZuUdiED-XeWfYncbMBGU=&ei=cGmhS4SHK5_-0gSX_JSYDA&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&ved=0CBMQ9QEwAw


    this emily a egg the place is to get this, hoping that I do is for a nice journey at here to you, worry a not of how do an english speak here, and because it is here that a bad of english is speaked. Also an emily a egg, this cardigan you want of is a made from a very poor animal here, this animal get a much of abuse in that place, and  a perhaps of you think that a getting of a nylon cardigan here and to save more abuse at this animal, because of it suffer much abuse and has not a need to be cold and abused innit?
  • edited March 2010
    How Rude

    I speak perfekally good england ... just poorly edumacated
  • edited March 2010
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    How Rude I speak perfekally good england ... just poorly edumacated
    Posted by ONTHERlVER
    Hi on the a river, a lot much of peoples do a think of they know at how speak at an english, but not do they do this. This why is that I start at this thread of a teach, and tell you at me a story, and it is then I will show at you your wrongs of this english, and then because it is a learn I can do at you, thanking at you in an tissipation--oynutter
  • edited March 2010
         ANOTHER LEARN OF A SPEAK LESSON

    1. a man can run a fast car

    2. a man's car can run fast

    3. a man can fast in a running car

    4. a man with a car can run fast

    5. a fast man can run a car

    6. a man's car cannot fast in a run



                     ok!!!!
  • edited March 2010
                                AND ANOTHER EASY OF A LESSON SPEAK


    1. a man can love his eye and his poker

    2. a loving man can keep an eye on his poker

    3. a mans lover can keep an eye on his poker

    4. a man can poke his lover in the eye

    5. an eye cannot keep poking a mans lover


                             ok!!!!
  • edited March 2010
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    http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://www.oldemaps.co.uk/Cardigan-map.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.oldemaps.co.uk/Cardigan-map.htm&h=397&w=600&sz=77&tbnid=nOFxNxISmqxkaM:&tbnh=89&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcardigan%2Bmap&hl=en&usg=__JBRpEQ1ZuUdiED-XeWfYncbMBGU=&ei=cGmhS4SHK5_-0gSX_JSYDA&sa=X&oi=image_result&resnum=4&ct=image&ved=0CBMQ9QEwAw this emily a egg the place is to get this, hoping that I do is for a nice journey at here to you, worry a not of how do an english speak here, and because it is here that a bad of english is speaked. Also an emily a egg, this cardigan you want of is a made from a very poor animal here, this animal get a much of abuse in that place, and  a perhaps of you think that a getting of a nylon cardigan here and to save more abuse at this animal, because of it suffer much abuse and has not a need to be cold and abused innit?
    Posted by oynutter
    This journey may not be of advantages for me, because when I checking this land called Cardigan I see that is not in this Englands but in place calling Wales. A travel to this Wales sounds excitingly for us, but if animal is being tortured for the clothings, then this is not good.....I witness many sacrificed Chickens when a Boy, which was for using as earmuffs as well as eatings. I may buy another of the nikes shell suits for holidays we going to MABLETHORPE. I been telling by local peoples here that the Home and Away programming is filmed on the sands there.

    Many Thank You and Goodness of Wish to you Nutter.
  • edited March 2010
    I Thinking that am I understanding right this ?

    I make post of english writings and then you take and make good

    pleaze to me explain meaning of "donkey"

    In home country donkey is sacred food so to me I understand ... Are persons eating me trying ??
  • edited March 2010
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    In Response to Re: thread at how of speak in an english : This journey may not be of advantages for me, because when I checking this land called Cardigan I see that is not in this Englands but in place calling Wales. A travel to this Wales sounds excitingly for us, but if animal is being tortured for the clothings, then this is not good.....I witness many sacrificed Chickens when a Boy, which was for using as earmuffs as well as eatings. I may buy another of the nikes shell suits for holidays we going to MABLETHORPE. I been telling by local peoples here that the Home and Away programming is filmed on the sands there. Many Thank You and Goodness of Wish to you Nutter.
    Posted by emilyegg
    Hi and a morning of good at you emily a egg,  and good the idea it is that not you will go at this wales, and a torture not only it is of cold for that animal, also an abuse of this animals secret part is what they do here,so much good is it that you not go there. Also and not a surprise would it be that they do a same torture to a chicken here.

      Mablethorpe will nice a place to be holiday in, but people telling at you this home and away film am doing what call it in england a pull of a leg here. This is when not a lie, but being only lie for the being of joke time with you, the englands are think this a funny, not like do a german people, where a joke is not a good, but the englands am liking to this for a fun at you. You can do a pretend of believe to them, and a much fun can get had here, and more pulling of a leg. My hoping of that holiday is good at fun----oy a nutter
  • edited March 2010
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     AND ANOTHER EASY OF A LESSON--POKER AND DINNER--HOW RELATED IS IT THEY ARE THEY 1. a man can have a chip on his table 2. a man can eat his chips at his table 3. a man can have fish and chips at his table 4. a man can be a fish at the table 5. a man can fish for chips at the table 6. a man can have a fish that has his chips at the table 7. a man can have a chip on his shoulder because a fish has got all the chips on his table 8. a man can have no chips on his chipped table 9. a man with no chips can no longer fish at the table 10. a man can have a chip on his chip at the chipped table 11. a man can get chips from a fish at the table 12. a man can get rid of all the fish and all the chips, and still have fish and chips on the table                                          NOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND, FLOPS SAKE---SIMPLES!!!
    Posted by oynutter



    I NO got in Nutter-san.

    Yes yes. Man can do.

    What woman can do?
  • edited March 2010
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    I Thinking that am I understanding right this ? I make post of english writings and then you take and make good pleaze to me explain meaning of "donkey" In home country donkey is sacred food so to me I understand ... Are persons eating me trying ??
    Posted by ONTHERlVER
    Hi too at you too on the a river, here at england is a donkey not for food eating, but for a children riding it at a beach of sand. Also one of the days that are gone, a man was doing a teach of a donkey at playing poker. This he did do, but the donkey has a brain of not a care to win in that game but a care of for gambling and doing a wrong play in that game, this then was why another gamble people is being called a donkey, but not are they got four legs and a big ears, but do they got this brain like that donkey. Hope that I do this explain at you good. do not a worry that a people have you for eating, this in place called france they do, but not here at england, if call you they a donkey, this is meaning you must do another learn of poker, so better for a win of it, a teach I can do you, but at english first you must get taught. the hope I do of this help at you---oy a nutter
  • edited March 2010
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    In Response to Re: thread at how of speak in an english : I NO got in Nutter-san. Yes yes. Man can do. What woman can do?
    Posted by LML
    Hi at you LML,this sorry is at you, the man at that story is a man that only is for a teach of an english, this fish and chips also can do a woman, and often a woman seen to do this is with an ace and with a jack. Worry not you that think I not that a woman can do this, and much another thing can she do, and a man like all of them, but not one.
  • edited March 2010
    I tried and failed did i miserably to read the words this thread of English speaking good, but the head on my shoulders can no more take, he ache much too many so i givvy uppy and i lie down in participation now for much rest period i need zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  • edited March 2010
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    I tried and failed did i miserably to read the words this thread of English speaking good, but the head on my shoulders can no more take, he ache much too many so i givvy uppy and i lie down in participation now for much rest period i need zzz z zzz zz z zzzz
    Posted by loonytoons
    Hi at you loony some toons, this why is that I do make at this thread, and soon a teach will be done that read can you all postings at forum here, and because all peoples will put a proper english in them innit!!
  • edited March 2010
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    In Response to Re: thread at how of speak in an english : Hi at you LML,this sorry is at you, the man at that story is a man that only is for a teach of an english, this fish and chips also can do a woman, and often a woman seen to do this is with an ace and with a jack. Worry not you that think I not that a woman can do this, and much another thing can she do, and a man like all of them, but not one.
    Posted by oynutter
    A sense of much  this is maked with the Jacker and Ace. Thanking of you is am myself.

    I am chips and Fishes like Man can do. Sorry I not am liking eat of Donkey like man can do.

    Theses worry more no.


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    In Response to Re: thread at how of speak in an english : A sense of much  this is maked with the Jacker and Ace. Thanking of you is am myself. I am chips and Fishes like Man can do. Sorry I not am liking eat of Donkey like man can do. Theses worry more no.
    Posted by LML
    Good for a donkey are his nuts, but a worry is a use of a jack and of a ace for these nuts, and a donkey it is that think this, and because a woman with these nuts can fish and not a chip she will have more of. and a dangerous is this think and a woman can know this but be still a thinker of it. A learn is it this woman do need, so she love no more this ace with this jack, and do learn the love of a king, that she can do a more win when this learn is done. This is a hope and a help for you, oy a nutter
  • edited March 2010
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    In Response to Re: thread at how of speak in an english : Good for a donkey are his nuts,
    Thank you please for replies

    Furtherless, me is understanding to now the meaning of to eat a donkey. This to is bringing a bigger problems. !!!

    I heard peoples say these words to say he has the nuts ... would you be explaining to me please if to these are donkeys nuts or just england nuts ... I am buying my lovely wife some chickitandoralopa in local tescoasdas when lady said man was nuts, is this a meaning that lady wants to eat mans nuts ... this speaking that you talk is most confuddling ?
  • edited March 2010
               AND ANOTHER LEARN OF A ENGLISH

    1. A donkey can have some nuts

    2.a donkey can eat his nuts

    3 a donkey can be a nut

    4. a donkey can hold the nuts

    5 a donkey can think he has the nuts

    6. a donkey can nut another donkey

    7 a donkey cannot hold another donkies nuts


                              ok!!!
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