I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER

IRISHROVER

  ok this is laughable ,

  she maybe a he so we call it a shemale ,

  i knock the shemale out in a 2 pound dym omaha game [ not a misprint ]

  i was 40/60 behind in the call ,

  it was the bubble i was big stacked [ no lisa maire just in chips ],

  so the shemale was smallstacked  [ most probaly in more ways then one ]

  the shemale gets outdrarwn ,

  and all hell breaks loose,

  now the shemale is following me around the tables [ nope the zipper is tied ] ,

  so i am been taunted for the last 3 weeks now ,

  helpppppppppppp !!!!!!!!!!!

  all advice well come in how to shake a shemale off !

  

 

Tikay10

Sorry Rover, I'll desist with immediate effect.

emilyegg

I`ve told you 10 times now to stop being a Codhead..............;0)




Was it the same lass from the other night?.....I think Irishraver should "have a word"

unknown_username

Tell her your the Dr ....



















Dr Hannibal Lector ..and your coming to  get  her ........aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

AIRWALKER

Just simply tell Blackfish to get over it and move on or you will go round to his student res and burn all his course work lol

dav1964

Dont EVER call when ure behind lol

IRISHROVER

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Sorry Rover, I'll desist with immediate effect.
Posted by Tikay10

wish i could choose to abstain also,

but i seem to be,
 
the poor most misfortunate one,
 
that this has been thrown upon !

Machka

In Response to I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER:

all advice well come in how to shake a shemale off !     
Posted by IRISHROVER

I would recommend you don't do this.

OMahonyO

you are lucky rover.  I have always wanted a stalker

GREGHOGG

IRISHROVER


i have just realised


that every sentence you write


has a large space in between...


im probably just slow in catching on


As for your shemale...


my advice is not really repeatable on here


but i would probably tell them to go away, forcefully...


Hoggers



p.s im drunk

TRIP5

Lucky G I T ...lol

x

IRISHROVER

In Response to Re: I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER / AND SHE/HE AINT NICE / READ ON / ADVICE PLEASE!:

I`ve told you 10 times now to stop being a Codhead..............;0) Was it the same lass from the other night?.....I think Irishraver should "have a word"
Posted by emilyegg

yep same fe/he/she/male,

oh i long for life too return to its normal self !

oh how does one shake this [ shemale ] human abnormality from ones life ?

unknown_username

In Response to I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER:

  ok this is laughable ,   she maybe a he so we call it a shemale ,   i knock the shemale out in a 2 pound dym omaha game [ not a misprint ]   i was 40/60 behind in the call ,   it was the bubble i was big stacked [ no lisa maire just in chips ],   so the shemale was smallstacked  [ most probaly in more ways then one ]   the shemale gets outdrarwn ,   and all hell breaks loose,   now the shemale is following me around the tables [ nope the zipper is tied ] ,   so i am been taunted for the last 3 weeks now ,   helpppppppppppp !!!!!!!!!!!   all advice well come in how to shake a shemale off !     
Posted by IRISHROVER

I want one

IRISHROVER

In Response to Re: I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER / AND SHE/HE AINT NICE / READ ON / ADVICE PLEASE!:

Tell her your the Dr .... Dr Hannibal Lector ..and your coming to  get  her ........aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by bennydip2

 ty for the advice benny ,

 but i fear for my free-range bunny ,

 this shemale is of the bunny boiler type .

unknown_username

We should have a stalker exchange section on here. I'll swap mine for yours if you like but you will get unpleasant personal messages from time to time. I have two stalkers at the moment so I'm rather over-indulging, and so I'm quite willing to transfer one to any interested party. Stalkers are the new fashion accessory and every poker player should have one.

emilyegg

Just lob it a bone.......;0)......preferably one that's been out-of-date for a bit.

If that fails, then diversion to the Egg is not a problem.

Waifs, Strays and Vagabonds can be taught basic things.

There is no such thing as a lost cause.........

IRISHROVER

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Just simply tell Blackfish to get over it and move on or you will go round to his student res and burn all his course work lol
Posted by AIRWALKER

you may be on too something here ,

blackfish is always off line when i am been stalked,

maybe its blackfish cross dressing .

yep maybe blackfish is a transvestite !


mmmmmmm  !!!!!!!

Lisa_Marie

WHAT?!!! Just the ONE Rover

emilyegg

I would be more worried about snakes

IRISHROVER

In Response to Re: I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER:

Dont EVER call when ure behind lol
Posted by dav1964

now you tell me ty for nowt dave lol !

IRISHROVER

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In Response to I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER : I would recommend you don't do this.
Posted by Machka

i think this is sensible advice mac ,

i wont ty ,

it would only result in prolonging the pain !

MAXALLY

PIFF....I would love a normal stalker Irish. Mine is a bubble shape thing that follows me around tourneys. And decides to burst just at the wrong time

unknown_username

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In Response to Re: I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER : Your attempts to get a bite from me are futile......... I will mug you off publicly soon .........just waiting for you to supply your own rope....;0)
Posted by emilyegg

Pardon ...... explain please.

IRISHROVER

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you are lucky rover.  I have always wanted a stalker
Posted by OMahonyO

 oh be aware so so very aware omahany ,

 be very carful what you wish for ,

 i wished for angelina jolie to stalk me ,

 and i get a blackfish cross-dresser ,

 just my luck !

emilyegg

Just counting the hours...............tick-tock.

AIRWALKER

Looks like youv'e got another one now els. That's just plain hoarding lol.

unknown_username

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Just counting the hours...............tick-tock.
Posted by emilyegg

till the clocks go forward?

IRISHROVER

In Response to Re: I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER:

IRISHROVER i have just realised that every sentence you write has a large space in between... im probably just slow in catching on As for your shemale... my advice is not really repeatable on here but i would probably tell them to go away, forcefully... Hoggers p.s im drunk
Posted by GREGHOGG

because you are drunk m8y ,




i will slow it down for you ,








ty for the advice,


















but force only encourages it to follow more ,
























but ty hoggers ,































p.s




enjoy the very loud

















   hangover !  !   !   !  

AIRWALKER

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In Response to Re: I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER : till the clocks go forward?
Posted by HuFlungPu

PMSL

IRISHROVER

In Response to Re: I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER:

Lucky G I T ...lol x
Posted by TRIP5

  i would prefer you to stalk me irene mmmm yummy ,

 p.s this message will self destruct over night before irishraver sees it ,

 if it dont maxally [ tom cruise ] will sort it .

IRISHROVER

In Response to Re: I HAVE ONLY GONE AND GOT MYSELF A STALKER:

WHAT?!!! Just the ONE Rover
Posted by Lisa_Long

 well we all don't have your good looks my dear,

  damn there i go getting myself all excited again ,

  stop this teasing at once  lisa !