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benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?

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  • smiler271smiler271
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this? : Look loony, benefit cheats often have to do a runner, they need to be fit, they don't go to fluppin work all day to keep fit, give em a floppin break mate!!!
    Posted by oynutter


    PMSL

    OK Your stats etc were a good pull, BUT I am talking now of folk who BLAITANTLY LIE
    Folk who steel from state folk who go abroad on state folk who,....fgs I am on a rant here now

    SO for the sake of ALL whoi are being totaly PC I WILL speak up for once LOL

    WHAT about all the folk we have come here each day from ALL corners of the world who get MORE help than UK citizens? folk who have workd hard for years at places such as  CORUS , and then get told they have saved to much for their redundancy dys to be allowed to get ANY help from THEIR government!!!
    WATS THAT ABOUT!?!?!
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  • emilyeggemilyegg
    edited April 2010

    Thanks Debbie....I now feel safe to Jump in and say that this country is a "freeroll" for waifs and strays the world over. Everyone is guaranteed a prize. While the rest of us cant get £1.50 and a Big-Orange in times of need.....Because we are Stupid!!!!

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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited April 2010
    I cant believe that the labour government with that toe rag Gordon Brown, the most slimy person in power since, ......no even more slimy and inept than John Major is only 6 points behind in the opinion polls, i mean w t f he gotta do to lose ffs, here in N ireland we cant vote for tory or labour, but if i was back in the mainland UK id get rid of spoofer, liar, XXXXXXXX Brown and slimeball mandleson now, please folks dont let us have 5 more effin years of this lool.

    Comming in the next two days will be the Loony manefesto, lets vote in the loonies.
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited April 2010
    I just did the maths and found out that benefit fraud costs everyone a pound a month---hang the fluppers I say!!
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  • AIRWALKERAIRWALKER
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    I cant believe that the labour government with that toe rag Gordon Brown, the most slimy person in power since, ......no even more slimy and inept than John Major is only 6 points behind in the opinion polls, i mean w t f he gotta do to lose ffs, here in N ireland we cant vote for tory or labour, but if i was back in the mainland UK id get rid of spoofer, liar, XXXXXXXX Brown and slimeball mandleson now, please folks dont let us have 5 more effin years of this lool.
    Posted by loonytoons
    +1+1+1 I hate this lying, slimy, greedy, deaf, stupid, facist, nosey government with a passion. They have wrecked this country big time.

    The opposition parties are useless. They should be attacking the governments woeful and incompetent record and sleazy lying characters every minute of every day, but for some reason they don't. They seem to have become incapable of debating anything else but the economy. There is plenty more that labour have failed miserably on and that the british public care about.

    The BBC is an other reason why the polls show a short Tory lead because they are labour through and through, brainwashing the public....especially Dimbleby the stupid yapper. Grinds my gears listening to him lol.

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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    I just did the maths and found out that benefit fraud costs everyone a pound a month---hang the fluppers I say!!
    Posted by oynutter
    thats if everyone pays - which they dont
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited April 2010
    How about free terrestrial tv, no more licence, we are only paying for their inflated pensions ffs
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  • emilyeggemilyegg
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    I cant believe that the labour government with that toe rag Gordon Brown, the most slimy person in power since, ......no even more slimy and inept than John Major is only 6 points behind in the opinion polls, i mean w t f he gotta do to lose ffs, here in N ireland we cant vote for tory or labour, but if i was back in the mainland UK id get rid of spoofer, liar, XXXXXXXX Brown and slimeball mandleson now, please folks dont let us have 5 more effin years of this lool. Comming in the next two days will be the Loony manefesto, lets vote in the loonies.
    Posted by loonytoons
    He may well be a toe-rag LOONY....But if he is elected, he has promised to provide MORE Freerolls, with Big Cash prizes at least once per day....A white paper is due to be published outlining the details, along with new legislation regarding Rake paid in DYM games. Income Tax may well have to rise by 1p in the pound to cover these costs, but it gets my vote.
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  • emilyeggemilyegg
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    I just did the maths and found out that benefit fraud costs everyone a pound a month---hang the fluppers I say!!
    Posted by oynutter
    I would shoot them as well m8.
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  • smiler271smiler271
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this? : I would shoot them as well m8.
    Posted by emilyegg

    BRILL YOU NEVER let me down..... I was waiting for the shoot em comment Go on!!!! good for you to keep the theme PMLS

    cheers for post m8 :)
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  • smiler271smiler271
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    Thanks Debbie....I now feel safe to Jump in and say that this country is a "freeroll" for waifs and strays the world over. Everyone is guaranteed a prize. While the rest of us cant get £1.50 and a Big-Orange in times of need.....Because we are Stupid!!!!
    Posted by emilyegg

    AN ORANGE......where did you get that from?? I bet that you get that on the Black market eh? WOW YOU LUCKY sausage getting an orange AND the £1.50 !!! WOW I wanna come and live in your area LOL


    and I did say early on that NO PC allowed on this thread, so you didnt need to wait for an invite to start it of :)


    MAYBE we shud do an NVQ levels 1-20 on how to look like we BELONG here and how to get help here in OUR country,.... how to be asked OUR opinion when setthings have to be changed for the sake of PC, and as for HUMAN RIGHTS ACT,...well OMG I will need to stop there or i will PROBABLY be banned from Sky poker LOL


    Maybe ill add more later after a few deep breaths lol

    ;)
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited April 2010
    I think the English should get their priorites right when worrying about all this immigration, it may be a drain on social welfare and job vacancies, but you really should be more like the Irish. They were far more concerned about me coming over here nicking their women!!
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  • smiler271smiler271
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    I think the English should get their priorites right when worrying about all this immigration, it may be a drain on social welfare and job vacancies, but you really should be more like the Irish. They were far more concerned about me coming over here nicking their women!!
    Posted by oynutter

    Their women were probably scared of you going over there in general, in fear that they would try be nicked by you maybe!!!!


    LOL


    ( ** HA HA HA I ducked**** so that left hook missed me m8    LOL
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  • blade900blade900
    edited April 2010
    try filling in benefit forms you need a doctorate in red tape and bull ****,and id rather be able to walk and get dressed without help than get a few mouldy quid off gordon brown ...............now theres a man would leave a huge log behind him!head on him like a badly sucked **** too!lets just hope none of you are in the position to need government aid (cept nutter he needs a whole other type of help lol.......im here for ya bro!)cos the government dont give a fook about anyone unless its a profitable venture for the treasury!the tax payer needs to wake up!and if your smart like me DONT PAY TAX for some politition to watch pay per view pornography in a hotel room 4 miles from thier house WHILE YOU PAY FOR IT lol
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  • STEVEMAXSTEVEMAX
    edited April 2010

    ONEof the things that really gets my brain throbbing is the way alot of teenage girls get pregnant then are given ,a flat/house,get all there bills paid,and also receive a nice little hand out each fortnight to keep them in fags and booze/drugs.
    Most of these people have never done a days work in there life,never mind contributing anything to this dilapidated country.
    Just off now to have a lie down in a dark room before my head explodes.
     P.S. HAVEN`T THEY HEARD OF CONTRACEPTIVES ?????
                                 AAARRRGGGHHHH X2                      

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  • blade900blade900
    edited April 2010
    ONE OF THE THINGS I HATE MORE THAN DOLE DEMONS AND PREGNANT TEENS IS CORNED BEEF THE QUALITY HAS WENT DOWN OVER THE YEARS,AND NOW ITS ONLY ABOUT 15% HORSE!HOW CAN THIS BE WHEN THE PRICE OF CORNED BEEF HAS RISEN CONSITANTLY OVER THE LAST 10 YEARS!THIS MIGHT SEEM A MINOR PROBLEM TO SOME,BUT TO ME LIFE IS ALL ABOUT CORNED BEEF AND HP SAUCE!YOUR GOVERNMENT IS RESPONSABLE FOR THIS!
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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited April 2010
    yeh---and spam has gone down the same slippery slope too!!!
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  • emilyeggemilyegg
    edited April 2010

    Chicken Roll has not been the same either since a United Europe. Higher % meat content in a tea-bag.

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  • oynutteroynutter
    edited April 2010
    food really has taken a dive since this european directive rubbish-- I bought some horse radish sauce and there were no horses in it, and no floppin radishes either!!!
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  • BowieBoyBowieBoy
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this? : +1+1+1 I hate this lying, slimy, greedy, deaf, stupid, facist, nosey government with a passion. They have wrecked this country big time. The opposition parties are useless. They should be attacking the governments woeful and incompetent record and sleazy lying characters every minute of every day, but for some reason they don't. They seem to have become incapable of debating anything else but the economy. There is plenty more that labour have failed miserably on and that the british public care about. The BBC is an other reason why the polls show a short Tory lead because they are labour through and through, brainwashing the public....especially Dimbleby the stupid yapper. Grinds my gears listening to him lol.
    Posted by AIRWALKER
    i had a great speech written out in response but then decided to ditch it and talk to the nearest wall instead, got no real answer but hurt my head a few times, lol
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  • EDKENT123EDKENT123
    edited April 2010
    I would like to put my little bit into this debate and i agree with most things said. Please thou do not tarnish all with the same brush.

    I recently spent 10 months unemployed and from my experience, there is virtually no help.

    When i 1st "signed on" you have your interview etc and then return once a fortnight. You are supposed to show them evidence to prove you have been looking for work etc. Not ONCE was i asked to prove i was looking, just asked to sign a piece of paper and i was told "see you in 2 weeks" (I will add that i always showed them my proof even when it wasnt asked for). Not only is the system faulty but some of the staff need retraining. Their does seem to be a a lack of interest from some of the "customer service advisors" who work in some jobcentre's


    There are 1000's of honest people struggling to find a job. I applied for 100's and only ever recieved 3 reply's.

    The system is faulty and in need of a radical overhaul.

    I am now working (FINALLY!!!!).

    Please remember that for the genuine people who are struggling benefits are the only option and i bet that if you asked the genuine people they would rather be working!!!!
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  • loonytoonsloonytoons
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    I would like to put my little bit into this debate and i agree with most things said. Please thou do not tarnish all with the same brush. I recently spent 10 months unemployed and from my experience, there is virtually no help. When i 1st "signed on" you have your interview etc and then return once a fortnight. You are supposed to show them evidence to prove you have been looking for work etc. Not ONCE was i asked to prove i was looking, just asked to sign a piece of paper and i was told "see you in 2 weeks" (I will add that i always showed them my proof even when it wasnt asked for). Not only is the system faulty but some of the staff need retraining. Their does seem to be a a lack of interest from some of the "customer service advisors" who work in some jobcentre's There are 1000's of honest people struggling to find a job. I applied for 100's and only ever recieved 3 reply's. The system is faulty and in need of a radical overhaul. I am now working (FINALLY!!!!). Please remember that for the genuine people who are struggling benefits are the only option and i bet that if you asked the genuine people they would rather be working!!!!
    Posted by EDKENT123
    +1, but what people are on about here are the idle, lazy, chancers who see benefits as a lifetime career / lifestyle choice, have no intention of making themselves useful to society, and know every scam/trick in the book to get what they want. I agree with you about the jobseeker staff, its like that in every government department, riddled with incompetence and idleness where ever you go, the most common trick they play on you is, when you call they just say write a letter in to us knowing full well its then passed on to someone else. The only government departments who have their act together are the ones collecting the money off the public, such as council taxes, road traffic fines, road tax, general taxes etc, but try using them for your own benefit and its a nightmare!  - all the best loonytoons AKA grumpy old man lool
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  • emilyeggemilyegg
    edited April 2010
    FFS page 23 in the Daily Mirror (14th April)...Do you laugh or throw up? This country is a mess but people like this should be forcibly sterilised or even better, shot. The benefit system in this country should work and provide assistance to people who need it in hard times, but funkers like the vermin in this story will ensure that it is always abused.
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  • AIRWALKERAIRWALKER
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this? : i had a great speech written out in response but then decided to ditch it and talk to the nearest wall instead, got no real answer but hurt my head a few times, lol
    Posted by BowieBoy
    LOL....Thanks for sparing me mate.
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  • blade900blade900
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    I would like to put my little bit into this debate and i agree with most things said. Please thou do not tarnish all with the same brush. I recently spent 10 months unemployed and from my experience, there is virtually no help. When i 1st "signed on" you have your interview etc and then return once a fortnight. You are supposed to show them evidence to prove you have been looking for work etc. Not ONCE was i asked to prove i was looking, just asked to sign a piece of paper and i was told "see you in 2 weeks" (I will add that i always showed them my proof even when it wasnt asked for). Not only is the system faulty but some of the staff need retraining. Their does seem to be a a lack of interest from some of the "customer service advisors" who work in some jobcentre's There are 1000's of honest people struggling to find a job. I applied for 100's and only ever recieved 3 reply's. The system is faulty and in need of a radical overhaul. I am now working (FINALLY!!!!). Please remember that for the genuine people who are struggling benefits are the only option and i bet that if you asked the genuine people they would rather be working!!!!
    Posted by EDKENT123
    nice post !
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  • blade900blade900
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    food really has taken a dive since this european directive rubbish-- I bought some horse radish sauce and there were no horses in it, and no floppin radishes either!!!
    Posted by oynutter
    i know a guy can get what you need wink wink,for the right price!
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  • smiler271smiler271
    edited April 2010
    Hi all.....
    sorry for the silence in my corner of late, BUT end of year at uni so shoot loads of stuff to have tied up and handed in, Also started a new placement so MORE blooming work to do LOL
    Who was it that said students are lazy???? LOL 

    Anyway I am wanting to thank you all for your added posts on here and my other threads, I WILL be reading through them all in more detail at the weekend, I think i have a free hour on Sunday th 45th Juloon......lol
    But I need to replyto a few posts as they sure do warrant a reply, others made me laugh and smile and , well as for emilly,....erm..... as always I laughed and smirked at all posts added by that genius LOL

    Anyways, of to work for me now so i best log of and get my but in gear

    catch ya all again soon

    Cheers
    debbie
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  • emilyeggemilyegg
    edited April 2010
    Glad to hear you are safe Debbie. Hurry back and continue the debate :0)
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  • smiler271smiler271
    edited April 2010
    In Response to Re: benefits of being a cheat....... why do we HAVE to keep paying for this?:
    Glad to hear you are safe Debbie. Hurry back and continue the debate :0)
    Posted by emilyegg


    Just took a sicky from this mornings work load, SICK of doing it!!!! LOL

    Pulled a late one again to do my dissertation stuff and now just working on placement paper work, COULD be failed if not ALL done by thursday next week.....eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkk!!!!

    BUT ya know what,......  i need some down time, so poker it is for me this sunny morning...
    I have ALL  day saturday to be back on these pages and answer ALL the GREAT posts, but for now, i wanna go Loose some money LOL

    How you doing emlly? You ok i hope.

    Ill be back :0)



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