Ask Orford?

Machka

The place to come and Ask Orford (our resident Sky Poker TV presenter) any questions you may have.  No question is too big or too small and Orford will always be happy to help(*).

so... ask away!...


(*)Terms and Conditions apply - participation of Orford is pending since I just made this thread up.

MAXALLY

Hi Rich

Where is your car?

Cowgomoo

Hi Rich

Where is your hair?

IRISHROVER

 hi rich,

 rise above these silly people asking silly questions ,

 now for a very very serious question rich,

 please be as accurate in your answer as possible rich.

 which brand of shoe polish is best in wet weather ?

 oh and does this polish also work well on shoes ?



 

MereNovice

What's the price of haddock, please?

Ozzie08

Hi rich, i was just wondering i have a starting bank roll of £ 100

I would like to know what is the best way to build a decent roll, so i dont go BUSTO again lol.

Many thanx for your help, ozzie

SoLack

What rhymes with orange?

OMahonyO

why cant dogs look up

Wilhelm

In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:

What rhymes with orange?
Posted by SoLack

borange

SoLack

What is the wing velocity of the swallow?

Wilhelm

In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:

What is the wing velocity of the swallow?
Posted by SoLack

borange

SoLack

What drugs is Wilhelm taking?

unknown_username

Because an anagram of Lisa Marie is A I Realism, is she a robot? Please confirm.

phil12uk

Hi Rich. Just wanted to know what it was like to get owned by Porkerman?

lozgo

In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:

What drugs is Wilhelm taking?
Posted by SoLack

i reckon he's been sniffing a certain person's shoe pollish    

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:

What drugs is Wilhelm taking?
Posted by SoLack

The drug of knowledge! http://www.burgerbum.com/borange/

JAEGERBOMB

whats it like doing a show with Sarah/Lisa??

Dud_Butini

Rich

Did you find all the sausage you wanted?

Sky_Rich

In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:

What is the wing velocity of the swallow?
Posted by SoLack

is that an African or European swallow?

MAXALLY

In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:

In Response to Re: Ask Orford? : is that an African or European swallow?
Posted by Sky_Rich

Why don't you ask Orford Rich?  

Sky_Rich

sorry, i know i'm not the right 'Rich' i just couldn't resist the Monty python reply to solack's post

FlutNush

From a purely technical viewpoint, does one 'drink', or 'eat' soup?

MAXALLY

RICH,

Are you going to answer any of these questions on your thread anytime soon?

Wilhelm

In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:

From a purely technical viewpoint, does one 'drink', or 'eat' soup?
Posted by FlutNush

Are there solids in the soup?  Such as leek and potatos?  Or carrots?  Or chicken bits?  Or plastic?

Wilhelm

Or tail of Ox?

lozgo

or even birds nests

penguin7

Good rule of thumb for soup is if you can consume it through a straw you drink it. Chicken bits and other stuff dont work so you need to eat it... spoons or even chopsticks are recommended.

FlutNush

My soup contains not tail of Ox, but Sausage of Toulouse (and other consumable lumpen ephemera). It's therefore clear that I eat it.

Thanks for taking time to clear that up. I love this forum, it's like Wikipedia, but interactive – and a lot more factual.

I'm currently investigating the difference betwixt soup and broth. As you can see, the intellectual pursuit has just cranked up a notch.

MAXALLY

In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:

My soup contains not tail of Ox, but Sausage of Toulouse (and other consumable lumpen ephemera). It's therefore clear that I eat it. Thanks for taking time to clear that up. I love this forum, it's like Wikipedia, but interactive – and a lot more factual. I'm currently investigating the difference betwixt soup and broth. As you can see, the intellectual pursuit has just cranked up a notch.
Posted by FlutNush

I am not Orford or indeed Rich in name or status but.....

SOUP = type of food.

BROTH = a type of house of ill repute.

Hope this helps You really do need to know the difference between these two in case your mummy sends you down town with a pound to purchase some soup and you do not end up at the shopping mall.

labrat64

In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:

What rhymes with orange?
Posted by SoLack

Blorange, it's about 15 miles from me and overlooks Abergavenny

unknown_username

A broth is any meat, fish or veg boiled or simmered in liquid! So technically a soup is a broth but a broth is not necessarily a soup!