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Ask Orford?

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  • edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    A broth is any meat, fish or veg boiled or simmered in liquid! So technically a soup is a broth but a broth is not necessarily a soup!
    Posted by Donut64
    Could you draw a Venn diagram to represent that, please?
  • edited May 2010
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    In Response to Re: Ask Orford? : Could you draw a Venn diagram to represent that, please?
    Posted by MereNovice
    NO! LOL
  • edited May 2010
    Trevor Harris was bemoaning the fact that Venn diagrams are taught in school and never used so I feel that I need to include one to disprove his point.




  • edited May 2010
    Blimey, it's pretty tricky getting that whole simmered/boiled meat, fish or vegetable Venn thingy proportionally correct, I'll tell you. 

    It's a lot easier to illustrate Maxally's conundrum, and more fun too, but you'll never get it past the mods.
  • edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    My soup contains not tail of Ox, but Sausage of Toulouse (and other consumable lumpen ephemera). It's therefore clear that I eat it. Thanks for taking time to clear that up. I love this forum, it's like Wikipedia, but interactive – and a lot more factual. I'm currently investigating the difference betwixt soup and broth. As you can see, the intellectual pursuit has just cranked up a notch.
    Posted by FlutNush
    Why bloody ask?
  • edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    Trevor Harris was bemoaning the fact that Venn diagrams are taught in school and never used so I feel that I need to include one to disprove his point.
    Posted by MereNovice
    Yellow nipple?!?
  • edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford? : Yellow nipple?!?
    Posted by Wilhelm
    I thought that it looked more like an egg.
    I'm not sure what Freud would make of that.

  • edited May 2010
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    In Response to Re: Ask Orford? : I thought that it looked more like an egg. I'm not sure what Freud would make of that.
    Posted by MereNovice
    Probably that you want to sleep with your mother because she used to make you eggs.  Then again Freud said that anything any of us do or anything we dream about means we want to sleep with our mother.  Moral of the story?  Freud's mother must have been well fit.
  • edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford? : Probably that you want to sleep with your mother because she used to make you eggs.  Then again Freud said that anything any of us do or anything we dream about means we want to sleep with our mother.  Moral of the story?  Freud's mother must have been well fit.
    Posted by TommyD
    She had yellow nipplez.  Well, one yellow nipple...
  • edited May 2010
    Lol- by the looks of it, I don't think I need to be asked!
  • edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford? : I thought that it looked more like an egg. I'm not sure what Freud would make of that.
    Posted by MereNovice

    And ironically your venn diagram looks like the foodstuff that invalidates Donut64's statement and therefore the venn diagram.

    A broth is any meat, fish or veg boiled or simmered in liquid! So technically a soup is a broth but a broth is not necessarily a soup!
    Posted by Donut64

    Egg soup.  Egg is neither meat, fish or veg so simmered in liquid it is not a broth.
  • edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford? : And ironically your venn diagram looks like the foodstuff that invalidates Donut64's statement and therefore the venn diagram. Egg soup.  Egg is neither meat, fish or veg so simmered in liquid it is not a broth.
    Posted by Machka
    Clap.  Clap.  Clap.
  • edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford? : And ironically your venn diagram looks like the foodstuff that invalidates Donut64's statement and therefore the venn diagram. Egg soup.  Egg is neither meat, fish or veg so simmered in liquid it is not a broth.
    Posted by Machka
     Their is nearlly an exceptoin to every rule and their always seems to be some awkward so & so who as to point it out! Thank you Machka.  Grrrr! :)


  • edited May 2010
    So...a stew can be a broth and a soup can be a broth but a broth can't be a soup or a stew? Nor can a soup be a stew and an egg is neither stew, soup or broth...Hmmmmm

    Can you Venn that for me Vince?

    x
  • edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford? : Probably that you want to sleep with your mother because she used to make you eggs.  Then again Freud said that anything any of us do or anything we dream about means we want to sleep with our mother.  Moral of the story?  Freud's mother must have been well fit.
    Posted by TommyD

    lol
  • edited May 2010



     Hi Rich what advice would you give on playing HU games many thanks dtw
  • edited May 2010
    To be fair to richard orford, i have seen balder blokes at 40 than him.
  • edited May 2010
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    To be fair to richard orford, i have seen balder blokes at 40 than him.
    Posted by MadHorse
    OMG- I've got a full head of hair!

    And I'm in my thirties as well!!!

    A double insult!

    Mods!!!! Ban him!!!!

    ;)
  • edited May 2010
    Hi Rich.

    Did you use the same photographer as me for your picture ??

  • edited June 2010
    Hi Rich,

    Could you please help with with a dilemma?

    I have a question that I wish to pose but I do not know who to ask.  Should I...

    1. Ask Tikay?

    2. Ask MAXALLY / SKY_RICH / SKY_BERNIE?

    3. WWHD?

    4. Ask Orford?

    5. Dear Diedre (Pu)?

    6. ask blackfish3

    I eagerly await your reply.


    (Edit: Thanks Mr_Miyagi)
  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    Hi Rich, Could you please help with with a dilemma? I have a question that I wish to pose but I do not know who to ask.  Should I... 1. Ask Tikay? 2. Ask MAXALLY / SKY_RICH / SKY_BERNIE? 3. WWHD? 4. Ask Orford ? I eagerly await your reply.
    Posted by Machka
    There was also an ask Blackfish, which I personally think gave the best poker advice of all of them.

    Or my favourate Dear Pu who I think gives the best advice overall.
  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    Hi Rich, Could you please help with with a dilemma? I have a question that I wish to pose but I do not know who to ask.  Should I... 1. Ask Tikay? 2. Ask MAXALLY / SKY_RICH / SKY_BERNIE? 3. WWHD? 4. Ask Orford ? 5. Dear Diedre (Pu)? 6. ask blackfish3 I eagerly await your reply. (Edit: Thanks Mr_Miyagi)
    Posted by Machka

    No brainer Machka- you ask me.

    If however, you want a useful answer- I suggest you ask someone better qualified. Your cat, for example.
  • edited June 2010
    Hi Rich,

    Could you help with a query?  I'm undecided on which is the better location for a live phone in can you help?

    Either



    or




    Much appreciate your input on this tricky problem.

    Machka
  • edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    Hi Rich, Could you help with a query?  I'm undecided on which is the better location for a live phone in can you help? Either or Much appreciate your input on this tricky problem. Machka
    Posted by Machka
    Hiding behind a drinks machine, scared that your boss is going to catch you on the phone to Sky Poker (a la GregHogg) is not optimal play compared to the tranquility and easy access toilets of a tree in the open air. So well done for picking that particualr location for you call today, Aaron.

    That said, Greg beats you hands for refreshments. So you may want to bear that in mind for future calls...
  • edited January 2011
    Hi Rich,

    Question for you - What is the slowest you have ever seen someone embrace a new technology, for instance Twitter, when all their friends, colleagues, pets, etc have been using it for years?

  • edited January 2011
    How was Newcastle?
  • edited January 2011

    EXCELLENT questions, Aaron.
  • edited January 2011
    In Response to Re: Ask Orford?:
    EXCELLENT questions, Aaron.
    Posted by Tikay10
    Yes, I thought so too.
  • edited January 2011
    Tsk! I am currently in the office dusting down another masterpiece script for tonight's live show. Ahem.

    But rest assured, I will deal with these impertinent questions in due course.

    The cheek!
  • edited January 2012
    After two and a half years the Ask Tikay? thread has now reached the heady heights of 4000+ posts.  After nearly two years the Ask Orford? thread is having trouble breaking into triple digits.

    Do you think you need to try harder?
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