Too many tools in The Shed.

Mr_Miyagi

Anyone else suffering from too many old tools cluttering up the place?

unknown_username

Are you over-tooled ?

NoseyBonk

I'm a spanner

Mr_Miyagi

You can never have enough tools. But it is the quality and lack of variety that is the problem.

I looked in my shed earlier and all I could see was bent spanners.

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:

I'm a spanner
Posted by NoseyBonk

How come you got through my firewall and phishing filter?????

HITMAN_RV

" Wheres your f.....n tool"

Who? Where? When?

NoseyBonk

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In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : How come you got through my firewall and phishing filter?????
Posted by elsadog

I have a tool

unknown_username

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You can never have enough tools. But it is the quality and lack of variety that is the problem. I looked in my shed earlier and all I could see was bent spanners.
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

I can't get in my shed. I have the following in there :-

A 12 man tent
4 Inflatable Matresses
Picnic table
Another picnic table
2 Adult bikes
3 Kids bikes
Lawnmower
Strimmer
2 axes
A chainsaw
2 drills
2 toolboxes
Cat basket
Spade
Fork
Hoe
2 Garden Hose Reels
Skateboard
Enough paint to re-do the Forth Bridge
Cement
Tiles
and ......... A Polish guy who says he's moving on in October if I don't fix the leaky roof.

unknown_username

 As always I have the NUTS! Honnest!

emilyegg

I like to keep my tool in a well-oiled box.

unknown_username

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" Wheres your f.....n tool" Who? Where? When?
Posted by HITMAN_RV

Was it ray winston
the sc um
bout 1979/80 wasnt it, cue balls
EDIT:oh my 900th post non of them relevent

Patching99

In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:

" Wheres your f.....n tool" Who? Where? When?
Posted by HITMAN_RV

"what tool"

"This f......n tool"

Its from the film Scu m.  Brilliant...

Note: Can you believe that Sky does not let you type scu m? 

unknown_username

In Response to Too many tools in The Shed.:

Anyone else suffering from too many old tools cluttering up the place?
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

Yeah, don't help that the mods send so many tools here when they post in the wrong section

So many big tools about now that its hard to even get in the shed

Mr_Miyagi

In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:

In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : I can't get in my shed. I have the following in there :- A 12 man tent 4 Inflatable Matresses Picnic table Another picnic table 2 Adult bikes 3 Kids bikes Lawnmower Strimmer 2 axes A chainsaw 2 drills 2 toolboxes Cat basket Spade Fork Hoe 2 Garden Hose Reels Skateboard Enough paint to re-do the Forth Bridge Cement Tiles and ......... A Polish guy who says he's moving on in October if I don't fix the leaky roof.
Posted by elsadog

quite a collection.

Like I said, mine is full of tools and a few knobs with a couple of screws loose.

I am trying to clear out and make room for a b0ndage bed and stretching rack.

AIRWALKER

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I like to keep my tool in a well-oiled box.
Posted by emilyegg

PMSL

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:

In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : quite a collection. Like I said, mine is full of tools and a few knobs with a couple of screws loose. I am trying to clear out and make room for a b0ndage bed and stretching rack.
Posted by Mr_Miyagi

 Talking of b0ndage any idea were Quagmire as got too?

ness4

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In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. :  Talking of b0ndage any idea were Quagmire as got too?
Posted by Donut64

His laptop has died.... riddled with STI's 

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:

In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : Was it ray winston the sc um bout 1979/80 wasnt it, cue balls EDIT:oh my 900th post non of them relevent
Posted by stokefc

Yes,
Yes,
date bout right, can't remember!!
No, not cue balls in the sock, that was in the pool/social room when he takes out the 3 white geezers, who been bullying everyone!

The first little hero is saying to a bloke,
" I'm gonna carve up your Mum when i get out"
Then Carling walks up behind and BAMMMMM!! No more Borstal Bullying LOL!!

The 'Tool' scene was in the Boilerhose, when Carling has the 'Straightener' with the leader of 'C' Block, The Big Black Baldie!!!!

" You can have 'C' block, I'm the f----in Daddy"

Lol Brilliant!!

Was bout 14/15 at school in Shep Bush at time, so funny that year, everyone tryin to be the 'Daddy'

HITMAN_RV

In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:

In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : "what tool" "This f......n tool" Its from the film Scu m.  Brilliant... Note: Can you believe that Sky does not let you type scu m? 
Posted by Patching99

nice One Patch, well remembered!!
What a scene!! see above, lol

Mr_Miyagi

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In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : His laptop has died.... riddled with STI's 
Posted by ness4

really?

I heard a rumour that he is burried under your new patio

NoseyBonk

You're so dirty! You call a spade a spade... Actually you probably call it a big tool

emilyegg

a big dirty tool at that..........

unknown_username

I polished my tool last night and now it looks as good as new... actually ... gonna show Pam next door later, see if she will let me tend to her bulbs and help me sow some seeds

emilyegg

I want to make my tool look all shiny too....what should I use? and would it be safe to show it on here?

NoseyBonk

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I want to make my tool look all shiny too....what should I use? and would it be safe to show it on here?
Posted by emilyegg

Brasso, and just PM the pics like you usually do

emilyegg

Needed a bit of elbow-grease to make it shine, but I am quite pleased with the outcome.

Mr_Miyagi

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I polished my tool last night and now it looks as good as new... actually ... gonna show Pam next door later, see if she will let me tend to her bulbs and help me sow some seeds
Posted by HuFlungPu

It did seem like someone had tidied up and there wasn't many tolls laying about for a few days, but then a few planks have appeared and I have just discovered one of my main tools has busted.

STEVEMAX

I`ve always been a tool so i`ve been told,
and now i`ve just broke my plank.

   WHAT NEXT !!!!! ...

unknown_username

In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:

Needed a bit of elbow-grease to make it shine, but I am quite pleased with the outcome.
Posted by emilyegg

Looks a bit rusty, and tbh a bit thin, hope this doesn't effect your confidence as iv heard its what you do with it that counts

lozgo

got a bike in my shed!
like to give it a good ride form time to time!

emilyegg

In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:

In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : Looks a bit rusty, and tbh a bit thin, hope this doesn't effect your confidence as iv heard its what you do with it that counts
Posted by HuFlungPu

I think some of the girth may have been taken off by my vigorous polishing. I was thicker than a paving slab before I started with the brasso.