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Too many tools in The Shed.

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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : I think some of the girth may have been taken off by my vigorous polishing. I was thicker than a paving slab before I started with the brasso.
    Posted by emilyegg

    I always get someone else to polish mine, makes me feel a bit lonely doing it on my own


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  • emilyeggemilyegg
    edited June 2010
    I have always been a fan of the "If you want something doing, do it yourself" philosophy....but in metric terms, I swear I am at least an eighth of an inch slimmer today.

    I fear that I may become a precision screwdriver at this rate.

    Does anyone have any tips to achieve shine without eroding your tool?
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  • lozgolozgo
    edited June 2010
    elbow grease?
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  • robonfirerobonfire
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : I can't get in my shed. I have the following in there :- A 12 man tent 4 Inflatable Matresses Picnic table Another picnic table 2 Adult bikes 3 Kids bikes Lawnmower Strimmer 2 axes A chainsaw 2 drills 2 toolboxes Cat basket Spade Fork Hoe 2 Garden Hose Reels Skateboard Enough paint to re-do the Forth Bridge Cement Tiles and ......... A Polish guy who says he's moving on in October if I don't fix the leaky roof.
    Posted by elsadog
    Does your wife know about the hoe :)
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    I have always been a fan of the "If you want something doing, do it yourself" philosophy....but in metric terms, I swear I am at least an eighth of an inch slimmer today. I fear that I may become a precision screwdriver at this rate. Does anyone have any tips to achieve shine without eroding your tool?
    Posted by emilyegg
    Get the Mrs to spit on it
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  • emilyeggemilyegg
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : Get the Mrs to spit on it
    Posted by HuFlungPu
    I was dead excited after asking her about it. She said she would give me a surprise if I closed my eyes.

    Turns out the nasty cow has bought me a tin of "dashboard shine" back from asda :0(
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  • lozgolozgo
    edited June 2010
    you got one of those plastic ones then?
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  • emilyeggemilyegg
    edited June 2010
    If I use the Brasso again, I probably will need a prosthetic tool.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : It did seem like someone had tidied up and there wasn't many tolls laying about for a few days, but then a few planks have appeared and I have just discovered one of my main tools has busted.
    Posted by Mr_Miyagi
    It's strange how the tools come and go isn't it? Having a lot of planks in your shed can be a problem and I understand your frustration but they have just as much right to be in your shed as the tools do. I heard that one of your main tools had busted, but remember, there are lots more tools in the shed. Even lesser tools have a use and when combined with planks and the odd Bodkin, the shed is sure to be fully utilised for some time to come.

    Whenever you have a spare moment or two just think of all the tools and planks you have in your shed and smile will come to your face and your day will be that much brighter. A shed wouldn't be a shed without it's tools, planks and the odd implement for pricking.

    Have faith in your shed and it's contents my friend.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    think im a plank,im a tool sometimes mainly weekends when im wasted,but most of the time i think im a plank what does everyone else think....tin hat....
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    think im a plank,im a tool sometimes mainly weekends when im wasted,but most of the time i think im a plank what does everyone else think....tin hat....
    Posted by stokefc
    Yeah i think plank is a very honest,brave but 100% correct description  .. you have got a pretty face though with the sort of lips Miyagi dreams about snogging
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : It's strange how the tools come and go isn't it? Having a lot of planks in your shed can be a problem and I understand your frustration but they have just as much right to be in your shed as the tools do. I heard that one of your main tools had busted, but remember, there are lots more tools in the shed. Even lesser tools have a use and when combined with planks and the odd Bodkin, the shed is sure to be fully utilised for some time to come. Whenever you have a spare moment or two just think of all the tools and planks you have in your shed and smile will come to your face and your day will be that much brighter. A shed wouldn't be a shed without it's tools, planks and the odd implement for pricking. Have faith in your shed and it's contents my friend.
    Posted by elsadog

    Thanks elsa.

    One of the planks smells of cat-pee though.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : Thanks elsa. One of the planks smells of cat-pee though.
    Posted by Mr_Miyagi


    That's not cat-pee m8. It's Ammonia, a derivative of the base compound Amona. A shed wouldn't be a shed without Amona.

    As you can see my shed has a lot of bull sh*t in it.
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi
    edited June 2010
    has the Polish guy moved out yet,  fancy a weekend away in Wales and would be grateful for the accommodation.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    He said to tell you ........

    Jestem bardzo szczęśliwy ze swojego nowego domu
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi
    edited June 2010
    Ok I don't speak Polish, but used to date a Polish bus driver name Auriana. She translated for me and will you ask him.


    Chciałbym, aby odwiedzić tylko dla niektórych gejów seks grupowy. Byłoby dobrze jest zabrać ze sobą Moderator jeden jako że wydaje się naprawdę brudna i ciągle wysyła wiadomości z jego narządów płciowych i odbytu jego do mnie z brudnym wierszy.
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  • emilyeggemilyegg
    edited June 2010
    Gdansk Shipyard, Lech Walesa, and Lukas Podolski.....we salute you.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    Ok I don't speak Polish, but used to date a Polish bus driver name Auriana. She translated for me and will you ask him. Chciałbym, aby odwiedzić tylko dla niektórych gejów seks grupowy. Byłoby dobrze jest zabrać ze sobą Moderator jeden jako że wydaje się naprawdę brudna i ciągle wysyła wiadomości z jego narządów płciowych i odbytu jego do mnie z brudnym wierszy.
    Posted by Mr_Miyagi

    He says he too would like to visit the sex-group. He isn't sure about sending messages with his genetalia but he thinks that Auriana is his Sister. He would very much like to meet you, as would his Father and 3 Brothers.
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : He says he too would like to visit the sex-group. He isn't sure about sending messages with his genetalia but he thinks that Auriana is his Sister. He would very much like to meet you, as would his Father and 3 Brothers.
    Posted by elsadog
    OK then, once I have completed this course of antibiotics and get the all-clear from the doctor I will be there.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : OK then, once I have completed this course of antibiotics and get the all-clear from the doctor I will be there.
    Posted by Mr_Miyagi

    My resident apologises for that Mr Myagi. He thinks she may have contracted it from him or one of his brothers.
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : My resident apologises for that Mr Myagi. He thinks she may have contracted it from him or one of his brothers.
    Posted by elsadog
    Maybe I was born with it?
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : Maybe I was born with it?
    Posted by Mr_Miyagi
    I'm sure you were born with 'it' but did 'it' have spots on it then or is this a more recent development?
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : I'm sure you were born with 'it' but did 'it' have spots on it then or is this a more recent development?
    Posted by elsadog
    actually, all my life (that i can remember anyway) there have been some white spots on it.


    But I was told they were completely harmless and quite common.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited June 2010
    White spots are both common and harmless ....... if you are a greater spotted Gourami.

    Maybe you have been applying too much Polish to it?
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi
    edited June 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    White spots are both common and harmless ....... if you are a greater spotted Gourami. Maybe you have been applying too much Polish to it?
    Posted by elsadog
    if i get any more spots I might just cut it off and buy a new one.
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  • Mr_MiyagiMr_Miyagi
    edited July 2010
    Or elsa could bite it off.
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    Or elsa could bite it off.
    Posted by Mr_Miyagi

    ........ and England could win the 2010 World Cup.

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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    Gdansk Shipyard, Lech Walesa, and Lukas Podolski.....we salute you.
    Posted by emilyegg
    haha, scuse spellin'

    SOLIDARINOSCK!!!!!!!..........MUSTROPHVERAAA!!!!

    told you i speak 'pub' in several languages, all badly tho!!
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
     I have been told my jokes are a "Misery"   Has anyone' s shed got lump of wood and hammer I can borrow.?
    Posted by logdon
     I have often got wood you could hammer! :)
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited July 2010
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed.:
    In Response to Re: Too many tools in The Shed. : I have 2 brick's here that will sort you out.  clunk !!!  gets rid of the wood straight away.? 
    Posted by logdon
     OUCH! suppose I deserved it though! LOL     
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