Is being a sky presenter an actual job

NoseyBonk

All this talk has put me in the mooood

MadHorse

OMG feasts were amazing!!!

The chocolate crunchy middle lol, can you still buy these!

Who remembers Twisters?

acebarry10

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job : All I know is that when there is FEAST bar anywhere near my mouth it's an immediate All-In.
Posted by Lisa_Marie

Its much nicer sucking it

NoseyBonk

Filth!

acebarry10

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:

Filth!
Posted by NoseyBonk

Please, smute

-TARAS-

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job : Its much nicer sucking it
Posted by acebarry10

Straight to the bathroom with you young man and wash your mouth out with soap, please !

MadHorse

Yeah that comments a bit awkward, if it was from someone that was in their 20's fair enough!

acebarry10

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job : Straight to the bathroom with you young man and wash your mouth out with soap, please !
Posted by -TARAS-

Sucking a lollypop is much nicer?

darich

All this talk about ice cream is making me hungry!

As with most jobs, if you like it and you're natural at it, it looks easy.

Kiwini4u

I WAS going to make a comment but I hear the ice-cream van...........bbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeee.

redsquirre

Is coming on the Ice Cream forums and socialising with Ice Cream fanatics part of the job too?


I present on the radio. Easier than TV as you can pick your nose n stuff and no one knows.

Trying not to swear is my biggest challenge as I usually swear when talking in real life.

kiewoods

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:

Yeah that comments a bit awkward, if it was from someone that was in their 20's fair enough!
Posted by MadHorse

I'm in my 20's so i advocate what he's saying! now i cant decide whether i want chocolate fudge brownie or cookie dough

Lisa_Marie

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job : I'm in my 20's so i advocate what he's saying! now i cant decide whether i want chocolate fudge brownie or cookie dough
Posted by kiewoods

HALF BAKED!!! It's got cookie dough and fudge brownie AND chocolate sauce Mmmmmmmm!!

BAD BARRY!!! SMUTE!!

MAXALLY

Yeah but.....where can I get a 99 for 56p??

MereNovice

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Yeah but.....where can I get a 99 for 56p??
Posted by MAXALLY

I think that you'll find that you've got 56p less than you thought you had.

-TARAS-

YES !  bad, bad Barry,  I can't beleeeve YOU said that lmao :~)

lozgo

mmmm ice cream!!
so many flavours so little time!!
so many naughty ways to make use of it!!!

mmmm.LML and ice cream!!!

unknown_username

Lisa, I bet that in the back of your mind you'd wished you'd chosen a different simile to explain the life of a Sky Poker presenter...............Now look what you've started!!!

Machka

Just remember to tell the kids, when the ice cream van is playing music it means it's run out of ice cream.

Kiwini4u

How many of us have used the Eric Morecambe line when a police car goes by with sirens blazing "He is never going to sell any ice cream at that speed"

Lisa_Marie

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:

Lisa, I bet that in the back of your mind you'd wished you'd chosen a different simile to explain the life of a Sky Poker presenter...............Now look what you've started!!!
Posted by bobcat52

No no... I'm perfectly happy with the Ice cream

kiewoods

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job : HALF BAKED!!! It's got cookie dough and fudge brownie AND chocolate sauce Mmmmmmmm!! BAD BARRY!!! SMUTE!!
Posted by Lisa_Marie

what what WHAAAAT!?? i didn't kno it existed!! this has ended the biggest dilemma in my life! the chocolate sauce is just a bonus

has anyone noticed that ben n jerrys ice cream seems to melt faster than other ice creams???? im normally drinkin it by the end

lozgo

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job : what what WHAAAAT!?? i didn't kno it existed!! this has ended the biggest dilemma in my life! the chocolate sauce is just a bonus has anyone noticed that ben n jerrys ice cream seems to melt faster than other ice creams???? im normally drinkin it by the end
Posted by kiewoods

could use it for another purpose...ie. with other half!

kiewoods

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job : could use it for another purpose...ie. with other half!
Posted by lozgo

well that suggestion does pose 2 complications...

the first being i have no other half!

and the second is i probably wouldnt want to waste it anyway! there could be spillages amongst other disasters, prefer its straight in my gob if im honest!....unless LML was involved of course

DiggerMan

Great analogy Lisa Marie.....unfortunately, as you can see, the use of ice cream has encouraged many fantasies involving you, the said ice cream and no doubt some form of nakedness!

Normally, these fantasies are kept deep within the minds of outwardly pure and pleasant people but with your creation of an image that conjures up all sorts of possibilities, you have corrupted these decent fellows to such an extent that they are actually posting their fantasies and thinking nothing of it!!!

Even I almost posted my thoughts on how I could consume ice cream from various different parts of your body but I managed to contain myself! However, I did end up searching the freezer for anything vaguely resembling ice cream and am now fervently licking a bag of frozen peas! I hope you're satisfied.....because I certainly am not!

Lisa_Marie

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:

Great analogy Lisa Marie.....unfortunately, as you can see, the use of ice cream has encouraged many fantasies involving you, the said ice cream and no doubt some form of nakedness! Normally, these fantasies are kept deep within the minds of outwardly pure and pleasant people but with your creation of an image that conjures up all sorts of possibilities, you have corrupted these decent fellows to such an extent that they are actually posting their fantasies and thinking nothing of it!!! Even I almost posted my thoughts on how I could consume ice cream from various different parts of your body but I managed to contain myself! However, I did end up searching the freezer for anything vaguely resembling ice cream and am now fervently licking a bag of frozen peas! I hope you're satisfied.....because I certainly am not!
Posted by DiggerMan

Don't be silly. There is no nakedness even suggested except for possibly you with those SMUTE-tastic 'peas'

It's just you and your dirty mind young man.. Now stop procrastinating and go grab yourself a mini milk.. So to speak.

Machka

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 Hi LML was your last job with MR Whippy. ?
Posted by logdon

No, as Miss Whippy, but that was a different career choice.

MereNovice

It cost me a fortune but it was worth every penny.

Lisa_Marie

In Response to Re: Is being a sky presenter an actual job:

It cost me a fortune but it was worth every penny.
Posted by MereNovice

I knew you'd be perfect for each other! x

aussie09

there have been far too many double entendres in this thread... what we need are more single entendres... therefore i would like to announce that i would be happy to give lisa one... that is an ice cream