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Meet Walter, a lonely pathetic little wretch whose only two ambitions in life are to be good at something, ANYTHING, and to find the girl of his dreams
And to think I was warned at school never to get into cars with old men.
I was refering to the tale that Tom wrote inhis diary of the place -with piccies as well -I remember it was a fasinating read but could not find it again at haste.
An film about the British engineer Isambard Kingdom Brunel, who spearheaded numerous engineering marvels of the early 19th century - including the Thames Tunnel, the Great Western Railway, and the Great Eastern steamship (for 40 years the world's largest steamship). Various styles of animation are used to depict events in his colorful life.
HOW MANY POKER PLAYERS TO CHANGE A BULB -- 3 , One to hold the bulb , One to raise the first guy up , And the Third guy to reraise the 2nd guy.
Well Maxally doesn't have any in his house due to him refusing to REBUY anymore when they break,
Rich left his in the back of his car and can't find it now,
LML can't find the light switch to check,
Dylan has tried but the chair collapses every time he stands on it,
and the rest of us poker players really don't care as we have enough light from our monitor screen so we'll wait for the Mrs to change it
2. How many (sky) poker players to change a lightbulb? 8...1 to replace the bulb, 2 to moan about it, 1 to check the PM`s and 2 to replace the other 2 who leave whilst the bulb is being changed.
3. Dream Poker Tourney? One that I could watch from the sidelines!!
The Odd Couple - but I'm not naming names....
How many poker players does it take to change a lightbulb?
4 if male
1 to buy the bulb
2 to hold the ladder
1 to change the bulb
(they didn't realise the first one could do one of the other tasks too...)
if female the answer is obv 1
Describe your dream poker tournament-
the structure would have to be a freezeout, the tourney would have to be the Sky Poker Presenters Xmas Party (shame you'll be at BigSky then tho) the blinds would be 15/30 until the heads up with Tikay then they would be 1hr/2 hrs to give me a chance to wait for A J and the prize would have to be a trip to the WSOP of course!
Why can't we keep the old bulb, it's 3D after all? And if we can't keep it will Sky Poker choose a team to change it for us? I think we should have a community vote on whether to change it or not. I'm leaving.
got to be 8 mile...Eminem ftw!!!!!!!!
Where did Tikay take Rich?
actually to the studio but rich didn't recognise it and told Tikay not to be stupid and take him to the real one!!
My dream tournie?
a 6 max stt with Girls Aloud.....could be rude and suggest strip poker!!!!
either that or a heads-up tournie against all the Sky Poker presenters/analysts losers have to kiss dohhhh. (i'll be stacking the deck!!!)
Your 11th today probably...:)
So- Which film do you think Tikay went to see and why?
Tikay went to see Back To the Future as it reminded him of a time where he wasn't the oldest bloke on every poker table
Secondly- complete the gag with your own answer:
How many poker players does it take to change a lightbulb?
No poker players can change a lightbulb as they are too busy watching Sky Poker or getting bad beats.
Thirdly-
Describe your dream poker tournament- what's the structure, who's in it, what's the prize money etc etc.
My dream poker tournament is a simple heads up vs Stephen Hawkins and he has to turn over his cards himself or he has to fold every hand \o/ Can't lose!
Would someone mind confirming the email address again please? Mucked the piece of paper I had it on.
Is it different for the Clinic?
299281104
please could you show this hand !!!299278287
Which film do you think Tikay went to see and why?
The greatest story ever told, so many reasons why he would choose this but i think the reason is at 4 hours long it gave plenty of time for the viagra to kick in
How many poker players does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they all thought it was a move
Describe your dream poker tournament-
2.5 million first prize freeze out, 1 hour blinds 300k starting stack and on a freeroll
Free massages/drinks/lazy boy recliner seat
Have a great night
Gary
Nothing to do with any threads but isnt Wangner TK's twin !!!!!!
Which film do you think Tikay went to see and why?
I think TK went to see Titfield Thunderbolt as it is a film about eccentric English people running their own railway line with steam trains (Also it is an old film)
How many poker players does it take to change a lightbulb?
It not possible as they are either fish or sharks and you shouldnt change a lightbulb underwater (sorry thats rubbish). P.S. Are you asking this Rich because you can't come up with any of your own jokes?
Describe your dream poker tournament
It would have to be a deepstack but each hand would alternate so it has holdem, omaha,hilo, 7 card stud and razz as that would be a real test of mental dexterity.
it would be nice to see you all at luton however cant make tomorrow, good luck in southend next weekend but i shall be in a casino resort in florida having to play poker.