Why ? He was a really funny guy ! Can you direct me to the offending post or has it been deleted ? What a shame. You need a bit of humour to lighten the tone sometimes.
In Response to Emilyegg Banned : Why ? He was a really funny guy ! Can you direct me to the offending post or has it been deleted ? What a shame. You need a bit of humour to lighten the tone sometimes. Posted by shelski
I think he mocked sunderland and Steve Bruce is a close friend of Sky Rich
OH MY GOODNESS I AM AFRAID,VERY AFRAID,I THOUGHT HALOWEEN WAS OVER,PLEASE TELL ME MR HITMAN RV THAT FREDDY THE SLASHER WONT COME AFTER ME.I WONT SLEEP TONIGHT NOW. THANK,S SO MUCH HITMAN FOR THE INFO.MY DOOR,S ARE LOCKED
OH MY GOODNESS I AM AFRAID,VERY AFRAID,I THOUGHT HALOWEEN WAS OVER,PLEASE TELL ME MR HITMAN RV THAT FREDDY THE SLASHER WONT COME AFTER ME.I WONT SLEEP TONIGHT NOW. THANK,S SO MUCH HITMAN FOR THE INFO.MY DOOR,S ARE LOCKED Posted by paige55
Pray silence young paige, be at ease, for it was not Freddie who appeared before me, i assure you!!
I know not of any ill that this ghastly apparition may hold against you, but if you have guilt or concern, take care.....for who knows........someone may certainly wake with EGG on their face!!
Now all, care to wash the blood from their hands, get rid spot, be gone! None maybe safe in this Kingdom, case the Poultry Forest doth rise up and come toward Skypoker castle!
HUBBLE BUBBLE TOIL & TROUBLE, MAY HANDS BE DEALT & RIVER BUBBLE!!!
When i find out who banned this lovely cuddly (slightly overweight)man i am going to slap them about.... unless its a girl, in which case il get my Mum to sort it
This is ludicrous! When i find out who banned this lovely cuddly (slightly overweight)man i am going to slap them about.... unless its a girl, in which case il get my Mum to sort it Posted by Neildown
BE STILL MY SILENT HEART,FOR THE EGG HAS CAST A SPELL AND SKY POKER IS NO MORE. HE WILL RETURN WITH STORIES PLENTY,NO LONGER WILL THE EGG FOREST BE EMPTY
In Response to Emilyegg Banned : Why ? He was a really funny guy ! Can you direct me to the offending post or has it been deleted ? What a shame. You need a bit of humour to lighten the tone sometimes. Posted by shelski
Alas, my dear shelski, the one we called the egg had a skeleton in his closet. A terrible dark secret that stained his heart. He tried his best to hide it, he tried the best to live a normal life in the face of such shame. Unfortunately, the facts were irrefutable. Em was, I can barely bear to even utter the word but I must, a JAMBO.
As such the Sky Mods had little choice really for it is an unwritten law of all that is holy that all things jambo-esque must never be allowed to pollute the waters of normal society. A harsh decision I'll agree, for even a hardened nemesis of all things jambo-esque like myself had a soft spot for the writings of 'ol Em. Alas, for the greater good of society, the decision is correct.
not commented on this yet,bin abit emotional for me lately what with me father-in law and now me mum.anyway rob,he,s a rayte good lad,so he got abit excited on sunday with the result on sunday(what mag wouldnt) and he probably ad a few,i know he treads close to the edge wi the mods but hes never bin that bad(i maybe wrong here cuz i dont actually no why he is banned)but but he puts a tremendous amount of imput into this forum and hes willing to help too. now im a strong lad and im having a tough time with work and finances and ill get through it but rob PMed me to offer advice and some confidence he even gave me links for a job to get trained up and all the details nobody as ever done that for me but rob did, he,s got a heart of gold thanks rob ill miss ya rob hope your back soon
not commented on this yet,bin abit emotional for me lately what with me father-in law and now me mum.anyway rob,he,s a rayte good lad,so he got abit excited on sunday with the result on sunday(what mag wouldnt) and he probably ad a few,i know he treads close to the edge wi the mods but hes never bin that bad(i maybe wrong here cuz i dont actually no why he is banned)but but he puts a tremendous amount of imput into this forum and hes willing to help too. now im a strong lad and im having a tough time with work and finances and ill get through it but rob PMed me to offer advice and some confidence he even gave me links for a job to get trained up and all the details nobody as ever done that for me but rob did, he,s got a heart of gold thanks rob ill miss ya rob hope your back soon emilyegg ftw Posted by stokefc
not commented on this yet,bin abit emotional for me lately what with me father-in law and now me mum.anyway rob,he,s a rayte good lad,so he got abit excited on sunday with the result on sunday(what mag wouldnt) and he probably ad a few,i know he treads close to the edge wi the mods but hes never bin that bad(i maybe wrong here cuz i dont actually no why he is banned)but but he puts a tremendous amount of imput into this forum and hes willing to help too. now im a strong lad and im having a tough time with work and finances and ill get through it but rob PMed me to offer advice and some confidence he even gave me links for a job to get trained up and all the details nobody as ever done that for me but rob did, he,s got a heart of gold thanks rob ill miss ya rob hope your back soon emilyegg ftw Posted by stokefc
All well and good. But still. He was a Jambo.
Seriously, what you've written doesn't surprise me. Em has always struck me as an all round good, eh, egg. Yes, he flew close to the sun on occasion but in my life experience those types often have bigger hearts than the all-too-easily offended moral f####n majority.
No idea what he was banned for but hopefully it's temporary.
The EGG has been banned for 6 months!!! what a joke and in typical EGG style he said happy Easter to all. He will be missed, one of only a handful of good contributors to these pages, who make them worth reading.
The EGG has been banned for 6 months!!! what a joke and in typical EGG style he said happy Easter to all. He will be missed, one of only a handful of good contributors to these pages, who make them worth reading. Posted by lucy4
Happy Easter Road I think he meant. And it will be. But not for him.
In Response to Re: Emilyegg Banned : Happy Easter Road I think he meant. And it will be. But not for him. 6 months??!! Seriously? What did he do? Posted by bandini
Yep 6 months, all for being a little bit to enthusiastic with his comments about the newcastle V sunderland match at the weekend. Daphne FTW.
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Pfffttt.
Bring back The Egg!
BRING BACK THE EGG
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IF SO RESURRECT THE EGG AT ONCE!!!
F-k Mi OL BOOTS!! With all this Banning, sulking & walking out, there will bo no-one left apart from DoHHHHH!!!!!
It's Rotten!
the forum.
We should ban Sky from our Poker.
ALL THOSE IN FAVOUR SAY I....
.....An apparition has appeared to me, glowing brightly, spouting 'drivel' with a sort of Scottish accent!!
The figure had a black & white striped top on, meybe newcastle me thinks, it had a halo, dulled, and slightly acock, as a punished Angel would wear!!
It had no face, man nor woman, but an oval shaped head, smooth & shell-like, with a little red lion stamped on one side!!
I could not make out clearly its mad 'ramblings' but it seemed to be spouting.....
"I am watching you all....For the win!!"
O LORD, what can this mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know not of any ill that this ghastly apparition may hold against you, but if you have guilt or concern, take care.....for who knows........someone may certainly wake with EGG on their face!!
Now all, care to wash the blood from their hands, get rid spot, be gone! None maybe safe in this Kingdom, case the Poultry Forest doth rise up and come toward Skypoker castle!
HUBBLE BUBBLE TOIL & TROUBLE, MAY HANDS BE DEALT & RIVER BUBBLE!!!
Lady MacBeth For The Win !!
When i find out who banned this lovely cuddly (slightly overweight)man i am going to slap them about.... unless its a girl, in which case il get my Mum to sort it
pee ing through skymods letterbox.
F.T.W
its like the start to a romantic film...
As such the Sky Mods had little choice really for it is an unwritten law of all that is holy that all things jambo-esque must never be allowed to pollute the waters of normal society. A harsh decision I'll agree, for even a hardened nemesis of all things jambo-esque like myself had a soft spot for the writings of 'ol Em. Alas, for the greater good of society, the decision is correct.
Sky Mods FTW!
GGTTH!
;-)
FULLER PICTURE FOR THE WIN!!
RIP THEEGG
WHO Next?..........IT could be you! so get tip-toeing people, how pu is still about i dont know :P
now im a strong lad and im having a tough time with work and finances and ill get through it but rob PMed me to offer advice and some confidence he even gave me links for a job to get trained up and all the details nobody as ever done that for me but rob did, he,s got a heart of gold thanks rob
ill miss ya rob hope your back soon
emilyegg ftw
emilyegg ftw
Seriously, what you've written doesn't surprise me. Em has always struck me as an all round good, eh, egg. Yes, he flew close to the sun on occasion but in my life experience those types often have bigger hearts than the all-too-easily offended moral f####n majority.
No idea what he was banned for but hopefully it's temporary.
Bring back The Egg!
6 months??!! Seriously?
What did he do?