You Learn Something New Everyday

unknown_username

Just being watching Big Brother and I can honestly say im not as blonde as Sophie!!!

OMG I thought the dolphin discussion was bad but nothing compared 2 the country task

ROFL

unknown_username

Hey peeps

Hello 2 u all, Have started this discussion cos basically im a nosey ***.........lmao

I need 2 learn a lot of things being blonde so no doubt this will be the first of many posts.

Ive learnt 2day that I souldnt go in a MTT's after 9pm, cos if Im lucky enough 2 b in it at midnight, I get tired and narky then make STUPID mistakes.

But my one silver lining is that now Ive got enough points for the promo and have been dancing around the living room (worked so so hard).

So my lesson is .... Im getting old now (37 years old) and I can no longer sit up to midnight playing poker.

Please,Please share all ur wisdom with me (i need it.....its a curse being blonde.....lol)

C U Soon

Lisa x

acebarry10

Hi Lisa

Firstly, welcome to Sky Poker and out little community, bankroll management is crucial in poker, never play outside your comfort zone, otherwise you will find yourself worrying about how you play rather than having fun, as poker is meant to be, usualy 2 to 5% of your bankroll is thought to be comfortable, if you have never played before, play on the low level cash tables or even freeplay tables and get used to the game.

Hope this helps

Good luck

RickyVilla

Hello and welcome foxy lisa

NoseyBonk

In Response to You Learn Something New Everyday:

Hey peps Hello 2 u all, Have started this discussion cos basically im a nosey ***.
Posted by xFALLENx

OI! I'm the Nosey round 'ere if you don't mind ;-)

Welcome to the site Lisa


Elliot

unknown_username

In Response to Re: You Learn Something New Everyday:

Hi Lisa Firstly, welcome to Sky Poker and out little community, bankroll management is crucial in poker, never play outside your comfort zone, otherwise you will find yourself worrying about how you play rather than having fun, as poker is meant to be, usualy 2 to 5% of your bankroll is thought to be comfortable, if you have never played before, play on the low level cash tables or even freeplay tables and get used to the game. Hope this helps Good luck
Posted by acebarry10

Thankyou Barry

Advice noted

Lisa x

unknown_username

In Response to Re: You Learn Something New Everyday:

Hello and welcome foxy lisa
Posted by RickyVilla

Hello Ricky

Good 2 meet u

Lisa x

unknown_username

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In Response to You Learn Something New Everyday : OI! I'm the Nosey round 'ere if you don't mind ;-) Welcome to the site Lisa Elliot
Posted by NoseyBonk

Hey Elliot

Ok u can b the number 1 nosey ***

Will watch and learn
Take Care

Lisa x

unknown_username

Ok I will give u 1 more Sophie moment (as in good mood)

but no more after this as making myself look very blonde......lol

DID U KNO...that shops/supermarkets cant sell really bendy bananas.....yeah i kno shocking.....its some kind of European law.....when my m8 told me I said ur having a laff...he said no it was true it happened a few years ago...so I asked another m8 and OMG it is true!!!!

U LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY

Comeon u lot its ur turn now..............................

Lisa x

Sky_Rich

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Just being watching Big Brother and I can honestly say im not as blonde as Sophie!!! OMG I thought the dolphin discussion was bad but nothing compared 2 the country task ROFL
Posted by xFALLENx

Welcome onboard Lisa - i hope you enjoy the community

unknown_username

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In Response to Re: You Learn Something New Everyday : Welcome onboard Lisa - i hope you enjoy the community
Posted by Sky_Rich

Thankyou Sky_Rich

Take Care

Lisa x

unknown_username

ENJOY AND HAVE FUN ON THE TABLES.X

fingers615

Welcome Lisa. You'll enjoy it here, full of nosey sods. Here's something new for you. Pigeons don't do their business in flight. so if you get splattered, its something else. Useless information i know, but true. Good luck.   Mike

unknown_username

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ENJOY AND HAVE FUN ON THE TABLES.X
Posted by razorkev

Thankyou razorkev and Take Care

Lisa x

FlashFlush

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Ok I will give u 1 more Sophie moment (as in good mood) but no more after this as making myself look very blonde......lol DID U KNO...that shops/supermarkets cant sell really bendy bananas.....yeah i kno shocking.....its some kind of European law.....when my m8 told me I said ur having a laff...he said no it was true it happened a few years ago...so I asked another m8 and OMG it is true!!!! U LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY Comeon u lot its ur turn now.............................. Lisa x
Posted by xFALLENx

Today i have learnt that people do ACTUALLY watch big brother?!?!?!? Shame on you!!

OMahonyO

In Response to Re: You Learn Something New Everyday:

Ok I will give u 1 more Sophie moment (as in good mood) but no more after this as making myself look very blonde......lol DID U KNO...that shops/supermarkets cant sell really bendy bananas.....yeah i kno shocking.....its some kind of European law.....when my m8 told me I said ur having a laff...he said no it was true it happened a few years ago...so I asked another m8 and OMG it is true!!!! U LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERYDAY Comeon u lot its ur turn now.............................. Lisa x
Posted by xFALLENx

Yes it was the same with all fruit and veg, but I`m sure theyve scrapped this rule recently, or really relaxed it anyway.

Did you know a single bee makes a teaspoon of honey in its life time, and said bee lives for six weeks

unknown_username

Ahhhh thankyou all feel clever now (or is that cleverer......lol)

AND Nothing wrong with BB (well yes there is) but it makes me laugh sometimes and im a sad lonely old woman.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

NoseyBonk

Crabsticks do not actually contain any crab, and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them ‘crab-flavoured’ sticks.

RickyVilla

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Ahhhh thankyou all feel clever now (or is that cleverer......lol) AND Nothing wrong with BB (well yes there is) but it makes me laugh sometimes and im a sad lonely old woman. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted by xFALLENx

or a beautiful young woman

MereNovice

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In Response to Re: You Learn Something New Everyday : Today i have learnt that people do ACTUALLY watch big brother?!?!?!? Shame on you!!
Posted by FlashFlush

Not for much longer apparently - hoorah.

unknown_username

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In Response to Re: You Learn Something New Everyday : or a beautiful young woman
Posted by RickyVilla

Thats very sweet of u Ricky....... now tell me what r u after!!!! LMAO X

Sky_Rich

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Crabsticks do not actually contain any crab, and from 1993 manufacturers have been legally obliged to label them ‘crab-flavoured’ sticks.
Posted by NoseyBonk

Nosey Bonk - i have kept quiet so far but i absolutely love the subtle partridge quotes you drop in your posts from time to time. if i could get away with it this whole forum would be dedicated to the great man himself. maybe we should start a 'favourite partridge-isms' thread...

alas i fear it would be just me and you in there!

Sky_Rich

my salute to you Nosey bonk...






grrrr

NoseyBonk

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maybe we should start a 'favourite partridge-isms' thread... alas i fear it would be just me and you in there!
Posted by Sky_Rich

Haha, funnily enough I nearly started one yesterday!

RickyVilla

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In Response to Re: You Learn Something New Everyday : Thats very sweet of u Ricky....... now tell me what r u after!!!! LMAO X
Posted by xFALLENx

After? after? me? how very dare you! just complimenting a very fine female creature

FlashFlush

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In Response to Re: You Learn Something New Everyday : After? after? me? how very dare you! just complimenting a very fine female creature
Posted by RickyVilla

Someone pass me a bucket!!! Ricky you are about as smooth as a hedgehog!!

unknown_username

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In Response to Re: You Learn Something New Everyday : After? after? me? how very dare you! just complimenting a very fine female creature
Posted by RickyVilla

LOLOLOLOLOL just joking huni and it was very nice of u 2 say x

RickyVilla

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In Response to Re: You Learn Something New Everyday : Someone pass me a bucket!!! Ricky you are about as smooth as a hedgehog!!
Posted by FlashFlush

Smooth is very 80's

unknown_username

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In Response to Re: You Learn Something New Everyday : Smooth is very 80's
Posted by RickyVilla

and the 80's is very 'in' atm......anyway Ricky it shows ur a gent and not afraid 2 b nice x

Sky_Rich

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In Response to Re: You Learn Something New Everyday : Haha, funnily enough I nearly started one yesterday!
Posted by NoseyBonk

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do!

(my boss may shoot me if i do it)

did i mention ...'PLEASE do it'

Grimstar30

MARY POPPINS

Thankfully Bbrother is ending next year FOREVER but... main thing is to have fun Lisa and enjoy your time at the tables. Taking the advice already mentioned re: bankroll management will allow you to not get too angry if you do take bad beats. The you will enjoy it even more.

See you at the tables,

Dave