What a numpty I've been watching Andy Murray trying to play tennis waiting for the show @ 9. Perfect woman.... Must be able to...... -Live in an untidy house without moaning, -cook -clean, but only when it's essential, - wash and iron obviously (without moaning), - make sure my computer works properly, without complaining about the sites i've visited, - if I buy anything technological, get it working for me - be able to drink 8 pints of lager without putting weight on, and enjoy doing so - be easy to wind up, but even easier to cheer up when in a strop - not moan when I go out - not moan when I go in - top up my bankroll for me whenever I tilt half of it off - be tall - be blonde - be busty - and be easy to please Posted by DOHHHHHHH
1.speaks when spoken to 2.hands over the money 3. stays at home while you go on expensive holiday 4 looks after the kids when you go on holiday 5 lets you come and go as you please 6 never contradicts you
What a numpty I've been watching Andy Murray trying to play tennis waiting for the show @ 9. Perfect woman.... Must be able to...... -Live in an untidy house without moaning, -cook -clean, but only when it's essential, - wash and iron obviously (without moaning), - make sure my computer works properly, without complaining about the sites i've visited, - if I buy anything technological, get it working for me - be able to drink 8 pints of lager without putting weight on, and enjoy doing so - be easy to wind up, but even easier to cheer up when in a strop - not moan when I go out - not moan when I go in - top up my bankroll for me whenever I tilt half of it off - be tall - be blonde - be busty - and be easy to please Posted by DOHHHHHHH
lol my misses just gave me hollicking for your post thinking it was me that posted it - she never heard who sent it but heard the list
What a numpty I've been watching Andy Murray trying to play tennis waiting for the show @ 9. Perfect woman.... Must be able to...... -Live in an untidy house without moaning, -cook -clean, but only when it's essential, - wash and iron obviously (without moaning), - make sure my computer works properly, without complaining about the sites i've visited, - if I buy anything technological, get it working for me - be able to drink 8 pints of lager without putting weight on, and enjoy doing so - be easy to wind up, but even easier to cheer up when in a strop - not moan when I go out - not moan when I go in - top up my bankroll for me whenever I tilt half of it off - be tall - be blonde - be busty - and be easy to please Posted by DOHHHHHHH
As the game has advanced so much, and to win, you have to be thinking on level 4/5/6........Do you think that it has got to the stage, or ever will get to the stage, where playing your hand, and reading the board correctly in relation to your own pocket cards will start to become an effective method again? - can level 1/2 poker win against level 4/5/6 poker?
I know a few players who are winning players, at a decent level, who are winning players, and really effective, by playing their cards right 100% of the time, with occasional moves thrown in.
me i`m looking after 2 daughter and there 5 cousens while running up and down the stairs looking after a sick wife ( wish i never gave here that dam bell now )
ed my misses just came down and heard you say that you went to that pool 32yrs ago, her reply was you don`t look enough, you only look 29 so i told here to bu gger off back to bed
i've got to say Rich i've heard of seemless links before, but going from a poo in a pool to cat pee on a computer now that is a masterclass in broadcasting lol
i also stayed up like ed to watch the ashes, was brilliant, finally poised but englands batsmen like the last ashes series didnt go on to make big scores when getting in. englands 1st innings score is well below par on such a flat deck very dissapointing. i may stay up tonight aswell depending on how it starts tonight.
make me a cuppa when he gets up for work to find me on another 20 hour poker session bring me beer and open my wine when i'm multi-tabling understand that everytime he leaves the room i WILL put 865 on appreciate living in a messy house gives me time for more poker enjoy random banter..morning, noon and night understand my passion for division 2 football cook an ace beef, lamb or roast chicken dinner My perfect man will NOT..
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1.speaks when spoken to
2.hands over the money
3. stays at home while you go on expensive holiday
4 looks after the kids when you go on holiday
5 lets you come and go as you please
6 never contradicts you
my perfect woman
1A woman who can reverse a car
2 A woman that dosnt snore
3 A woman who can eat 2 donar kebabs
4 A woman with her own teeth
What do you look for in a woman?
Cheryl Cole perfect enough said !
me
i`m looking after 2 daughter and there 5 cousens while running up and down the stairs looking after a sick wife ( wish i never gave here that dam bell now )
Hi Rich, Ed
Ed, is your cat a he, or a she? if it is a he, I would chase it with a pair of shears (Bet he dont get this either:))
Oh any woman will do.
On a serious note, a nice girl who isnt high maintenence and doesnt look for money. eeek im picky.
My ideal man is Richards good looks, Eds calculating mind and Tony (Tkay) brilliant memory.
Love Sue
(Kidgirlgy)
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Great show tonight lads
hey rich why not call her />>
handy mandy
For the record...My perfect man will
make me a cuppa when he gets up for work to find me on another 20 hour poker session
bring me beer and open my wine when i'm multi-tabling
understand that everytime he leaves the room i WILL put 865 on
appreciate living in a messy house gives me time for more poker
enjoy random banter..morning, noon and night
understand my passion for division 2 football
cook an ace beef, lamb or roast chicken dinner
My perfect man will NOT..
be WELSH, SCOTTISH OR AUSTRAILIAN ;o)
Anything else i can be flexible on...
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Picking Pandy...
Just a thought )
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can i get a prize for my ,
handy mandy name plzzzz !