Words that shouldn't be censored

HartshorN

I guess that most of us have been having a chat on the tables and suddenly 1 word is censored that in no way can be used in an offensive way.

Anyhow if so would be funny to see what exactly is censored that shouldn't be therefore should be allowed on the forum. No?

Anyway the one i came across was..

Forest

After chatting to a football admirer from nottingham.

Please add, and to the mods this is no way a "moan" and it is a light bit of humour so i dont need to share my thoughts with the assistance.

aussie09

the one i found was when i wanted to write "but(t)" of a joke, or "but(t)" end.

debdobs_67

You cannot use the word FIX,i mean cmon this IS such an offensive word eh? ;o)

GaryQQQ

'Bombed' gets censored, as in 'I tried to satellite into the Primo but I **** out in the semi'.

HartshorN

Haha fix is silly..

Im still baffled in what use could "forest" be determined offensive lol

debdobs_67

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Haha fix is silly.. Im still baffled in what use could "forest" be determined offensive lol
Posted by HartshorN

Ive heard a certain area of a female body can be referred to as a 'forest' but i am not sure if 'bush' is also censored ;o) xxx

unknown_username

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In Response to Re: Words that shouldn't be censored : Ive heard a certain area of a female body can be referred to as a 'forest' but i am not sure if 'bush' is also censored ;o) xxx
Posted by debdobs_67

yeah but bush is ok...try it

debdobs_67

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In Response to Re: Words that shouldn't be censored : yeah but bush is ok...try it
Posted by stokefc

If i tried 'bush' im not sure if dav would be happy or not,i better ask first ;o)

MAXALLY

As they say in Derby....

A hand in the bush is worth two fingers to the forest! 

HartshorN

Haha dobs, id love to see someone insult another person using forest in that context haha

GaryQQQ

'Damn' gets censored, if you type it in everybody assumes you actually said ****.

simuk

We all have to over 18 to play on here.... I think we should be able to say whatever we want. *****es.

MAXALLY

The Three I do not understand are...

1) ****
2) ****
3) ****

Anyone know why these are censored??

DOHHHHHHH

Alcoholic.

OMahonyO

f1sting...... hands up if you like it

unknown_username

Sub(way) is still a banned word on the forum how is that rude. 

FlashFlush

"Mick" is banned, so not only can he not talk on the tables, or talk on the forum, you can't even mention his name... he must of been a baaaaaaad boy!!

It reminds me of harry potter and the 1 that must not be named

achill

tranmere

if you ever post a football bet this gets censored.

edit. must have lifted ban as i posted here without problem.

achill

Forest and bush......are they still out there?

Latest trends lean towards small well mown lawns or just paved over.

RICHORFORD

The one I find really weird is 'Zag'

This came up in conversation one day when someone mentioned 'Zig and Zag'.

Maybe I've led a sheltered life, but if someone could explain why Zag is a bad word I'd much appreciate it!

IRONCLAD

ladbrokes is censored as well guess it must because its the opposition.

silentbob

For some reason whenever I try writing "Sp*rs" it always puts a star in the middle

MereNovice

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The one I find really weird is 'Zag' This came up in conversation one day when someone mentioned 'Zig and Zag'. Maybe I've led a sheltered life, but if someone could explain why Zag is a bad word I'd much appreciate it!
Posted by RICHORFORD

"Zig and zag" is, apparently, cockney rhyming slang for making the beast with two backs.

More likely though, "zig-zag" or "zag" is also a term for a rolled joint.

I'm so "street" it's unbelievable.

RedHouse

For some reason you cant type 'wars'?

Maybe they don't like us being too political?

I was commenting on a hand that had just finished by typing 'kicker wars', not trying to instigate the revolution (that's on next weeks to do list). 

GaryQQQ

M-a-y-n-e

(with the dashes removed) isn't permitted on this forum for some reason, so I'm unable to mention two players screen names in the the tournament results thread. It's OK to have that word in your screen name, but you're not permitted to say it on the forum!

MP33

Whatver happened to your old mates zig and zag?

This thread could run and run _ i,ve had some really odd ones that are in no way offensive, but can,t remember off the top of my head

One word that got blocked tonight was Hi tler.

Despite what he did he is a historical figure which you learn about in history lessons at school 

JockBMW

I was talking to someone about motorbikes.  My BMW uses a "sh aft" drive, no chain involved.  "Sh aft" .....  I suppose that's a bit obvious ;o)

yidette9

I assume that my username is censored in the chatbox.

Well its either censored or I have upset a few people.

Hmmmmm, hope it is censored cos I just carry on chatting ......

Oooops xx

phil12uk

seems tonyfish has been censored

aussie09

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seems tonyfish has been censored
Posted by phil12uk

no, tony fish censored?  was his name was pulled out of a hat?

tiercel

I called someone an "A**"  and was told that was offensive whereas donkey ( same thing ) is fine. They probably thought I meant "Bottom" but then he's a character from Shakespeare and the A***  version has an "R" in it unless your American and they are not allowed to play. (By the way does the ban on Americans include Vegas -which makes the whole ruling hypocrasy?) 
On a serious note the people who say it should be OK to swear because it is an 18+ site forget that while only adults can use the site many of them have kiddies sitting on their laps/backs/heads. Had to remove A** by-the by even though Jesus road into Jerusalem on one. Does that mean the Easter story is banned ?