Names For Poker Hands

SoLack

K8 - Bush

fitzer14

   K-2 mountain

unknown_username

 A set of    555's    = (State express)   after American cigarette brand

A set of      999's   =  (call the police)



oynutter   and   madmoo   ......ohh  luv  em !!! hahahaaa

lucky77777

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Shouldn't it be J-4 for a jackson 4 now?
Posted by Draig

cracker jack

Sky_Dave

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99 GERMAN LESBIENS
Posted by GREGA1

I've heard 9-9 called the German Virgins before which made me chuckle...

Grimstar30

44  The Obama... 44th President of the USA you seeeeeeeeee

unknown_username

8 8 two
really FAT ladies or

Q Q as winton/grady hand

unknown_username

But by far the best is 2 J off!

unknown_username

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But by far the best is 2 J off!
Posted by razorkev

Am i allowed to say it?

oh go on then

The winners hnd,, did i spell that right?

diablo_pez

i thought u were 4Ko kev?

stick around m8 its the community freeroll @ 7 lololol

unknown_username

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i thought u were 4Ko kev? stick around m8 its the community freeroll @ 7 lololol
Posted by diablo_pez

lol,,i will give it a miss thx m8

P0kerJed1

I spent a few hours (oh, about 6 months ago) compiling lists from different websites of as many different nicknames for 2-card starting poker hands. Here's what I came up with:

AA: Pocket Rockets; Bullets; American Airlines.
AK: Big Slick; Anna Kournikova (Looks great, but rarely wins).
AQ: Little Slick; Big Chick.
AJ: Black Jack; Jack-ass; Ajax.
AT: A-Team.
A8: Dead Man's Hand.
A3: Friday 13th.
A2: AC-DC (as in Acey-Ducey).

KK: Cowboys; King Kong; Ace Magnets (always an Ace on the flop).
KQ: Marriage; Royalty.
KJ: Kojak; Bachelor (Jack-King off).
K9: Canine; Fido; Mongrel (offsuit).
K3: King Crab.

QQ: Ladies; Cowgirls.
QJ: Maverick.
QT: Hot Babe; Q-Tip.
Q9: Quinine.
Q7: Computer Hand (calculated to be the average starting hand).
Q3: Gay Waiter (Queen with a tray).

JJ: Hooks; Jokers.
JT: Cloutier (as in T.J. Cloutier)
J8: Dahmer (Jeffrey Dahmer, serial killer, who "Ate Jack").
J7: Jack Daniels (old No. 7).
J5: Jackson Five; Motown.
J4: Flat Tyre (What's a Jack for?).

TT: Dimes; TNT; Binary (1010).
T9: Countdown
T5: Five and Dime.
T7: Split (as in 10-pin bowling)
T4: Good Buddy; Roger, Over and Out.
T2: Texas Dolly (Doyle Brunson won two consecutive WSOP main events with this hand).

99: German Virgin; Hellmuth (winning hand in WSOP main event 1989); Wayne Gretsky.
96: Bick Lick; Prom Night (Sixty-Nine Suited).
95: Dolly Parton (after the song); Day Job.
94: Gold Rush; San Fransisco (as in 49'ers).

88: Snowmen; Double Infinity.
86: Maxwell Smart (Agent 86).
84: Big Brother.
83: Raquel Welch.

77: Walking Sticks; Hockey Sticks.
76: Trombones; Philadelphia.
75: Heinz (57 varieties).
74: Double Down (blackjack).
73: Hachem (Joe Hachem flopped a straight with this hand to win the WSOP 2005).
72: The Hammer; Velvet Hammer (suited); WHIP (Worst Hand In Poker)

66: Route 66.

55: Nickels; Speed Limit; ;
54: Colt 45; Moneymaker (Chris Moneymaker won 2003 WSOP main event with this hand).
52: Bomber (B-52); Pickup (as in 52 card pickup).

44: Sailboats; Magnum; Skywalker (May the 4's be with you);
44: Vader (Club & Spade - the dark side of the 4's).
42: Jack Bauer (as in 24)

33: Crabs.

22: Ducks.


I particularly like the Anna Kournikova one (but it'll date very quickly) - but my favourite is definitely the 'Vader'