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***** Priory Club *****
For those not gifted or loaded enough to join Sky Pokers new Priorty Club, how about trying to get into the above club....
Sky Poker Priory ClubSky Poker are proud to introduce their new Drinking scheme, giving players the chance to not earn extra rewards for simply drinking. How do I become a Sky Poker Priory Club Member?Simply drink 10,000 alcohol units in a calendar month while playing on Sky Poker and you will be eligible for entry into the Sky Poker Priory Club the following month. What do I receive as a Sky Poker Priory Member? The Sky Poker Priory Club gives you access to our newly built rehab facility complete with the latest de-tox machines. VIP exclusive hangover competitions, headache promotions, special offers from annadin and the chance to join us on a number of Sky Poker Tour events throughout the year by railing the others whilst standing at the bar.
How do I maintain my VIP status?To remain a Priory Club Member simply continue to drink.
Your Sky Poker Priory membership will be determined based on your previous month's alcohol intake.
To apply for the above club membership, simply go to page 56 of the terms & conditions, download the token, ring the customer care no help line, fill in the spreadsheet, leave your name on this thread, have a guess at the next essential maintenance outage date/time and sign on the dotted line.
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love it !
do we also get priority rebuy allowances?
Nice 1 is it free to join
dr max sir
does 8 tins of strongbow a night get me entry our do i need to grind up to 10 a night?
This is completely unfair, us tournament drinkers consume far less booze than you cash alchoholics, we haven't got a chance in hell of making The Priory Club. Why should we miss out just because we don't spend as much at the bar?
surely this gives us scots an unfair advantage as this is just a normal morning session if you believe what you hear!!!!!!!
great post btw
First there is the Priority Club, open only to those who rake Sky thousands of pounds each month and then get given entry into this exclusive club. Why can't players who play 2p/4p and 30p DYMs be gifted with direct buy-ins to SPT events and 25% increases on their luck also?
And now this, The Priory Club, exclusive to excessive social home drinkers, heavy drinkers and alcoholics. I can only imagine how the alcoholic high roller Priority Club members are slumping in their urine soaked chairs now as they realise they can gain exclusive access to not one but TWO Clubs.
Where does that leave me? Not a high roller, not a drinker?
I demand a PG Club. I demand it now. Teakay is chairman obviously.
lol lol Brilliant!
i'm definitely in this month...
and next month is a certainty......
pint anyone????
xx
Bandini & Doh have 12 month membership. Thanks to all other contributers to this thread.
All other potential members will have to submit their application via the terms set out in the O/P.
Thank you......hic
You know its time to go home when the evening staff start arriving lol.
I think this promo should be named after him.
cheers
surely that qualifies???
gin ftw
You must have proper mates. Mine would drag me to the computer if I told em I was playin 300nl. Might just get a brethalyser for my pc. Has anyone invented one of those yet??, they should imo.
Ended that mad session £30 down. Ive never been so happy to be down in my life.