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***** Priory Club *****

MAXALLYMAXALLY
edited November 2011 in The Shed

For those not gifted or loaded enough to join Sky Pokers new Priorty Club, how about trying to get into the above club....

Sky Poker Priory ClubSky Poker are proud to introduce their new Drinking scheme, giving players the chance to not earn extra rewards for simply drinking. How do I become a Sky Poker Priory Club Member?Simply drink 10,000 alcohol units in a calendar month while playing on Sky Poker and you will be eligible for entry into the Sky Poker Priory Club the following month. What do I receive as a Sky Poker Priory Member? The Sky Poker Priory Club gives you access to our newly built rehab facility complete with the latest de-tox machines. VIP exclusive hangover competitions, headache promotions, special offers from annadin and the chance to join us on a number of Sky Poker Tour events throughout the year by railing the others whilst standing at the bar.            
How do I maintain my VIP status?To remain a Priory Club Member simply continue to drink.
Your Sky Poker Priory membership will be determined based on your previous month's alcohol intake.

To apply for the above club membership, simply go to page 56 of the terms & conditions, download the token, ring the customer care no help line, fill in the spreadsheet, leave your name on this thread, have a guess at the next essential maintenance outage date/time and sign on the dotted line.
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  • OMahonyOOMahonyO
    edited February 2011
    lol...... i`m in
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  • MachkaMachka
    edited February 2011
    I feel this is wholly unacceptable and does nothing to bring us poker players together.

    First there is the Priority Club, open only to those who rake Sky thousands of pounds each month and then get given entry into this exclusive club.  Why can't players who play 2p/4p and 30p DYMs be gifted with direct buy-ins to SPT events and 25% increases on their luck also?

    And now this, The Priory Club, exclusive to excessive social home drinkers, heavy drinkers and alcoholics.  I can only imagine how the alcoholic high roller Priority Club members are slumping in their urine soaked chairs now as they realise they can gain exclusive access to not one but TWO Clubs.

    Where does that leave me?  Not a high roller, not a drinker?

    I demand a PG Club.  I demand it now.  Teakay is chairman obviously.
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  • spornybolspornybol
    edited February 2011
    i`m in, i can do that in two days it`s close between me and dohhhh his cider against my fosters mmmmm beer
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  • spornybolspornybol
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: ***** Priory Club *****:
      dr max sir   does 8 tins of strongbow a night get me entry our do i need to grind up to 10 a night?
    Posted by sara36dd08
    light weight only 8 cans off strongbow
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  • spornybolspornybol
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: ***** Priory Club *****:
    This is completely unfair, us tournament drinkers consume far less booze than you cash alchoholics, we haven't got a chance in hell of making The Priory Club. Why should we miss out just because we don't spend as much at the bar?
    Posted by GaryQQQ
    i`m more tournie than cash but i`ll still give cash a run for there money
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  • TiaDalmaTiaDalma
    edited February 2011
    LOL. Great thread Maxally. I do hope this club gets the patronage from our very own cuddly can-head Dohhh and everyones favourite Inebriated honey badger Bandini
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  • sara36dd08sara36dd08
    edited February 2011


      dr max sir

      does 8 tins of strongbow a night get me entry our do i need to grind up to 10 a night?
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  • BANDICOOTBANDICOOT
    edited February 2011
    LOL! Brilliant!
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  • GaryQQQGaryQQQ
    edited February 2011

    This is completely unfair, us tournament drinkers consume far less booze than you cash alchoholics, we haven't got a chance in hell of making The Priory Club. Why should we miss out just because we don't spend as much at the bar?

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  • kaymackaymac
    edited February 2011
    Simply drink 10,000 alcohol units in a calendar month

    surely this gives us scots an unfair advantage as this is just a normal morning session if you believe what you hear!!!!!!!

    great post btw
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    Will I have to apply for this or will Sky automatically qualify me when they see me put my entire br on a 300 cash table with Lolufold etc late on a Saturday night?
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH
    edited February 2011

    Too easyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    I would only need to try for the first week, then could take the rest of the month off, Sam1986 styleeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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  • aussie09aussie09
    edited February 2011

    do we also get priority rebuy allowances?


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  • DTWBANDITDTWBANDIT
    edited February 2011


      Nice 1 is it free to join
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  • hurst05hurst05
    edited February 2011
    was a funny read! ill get your first un for ya, a nice wine made from the freshest grapes, extra sour, the way you like it :)
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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER
    edited February 2011


     love it !
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  • bandinibandini
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: ***** Priory Club *****:
    Bandini & Doh have 12 month membership. Thanks to all other contributers to this thread. All other potential members will have to submit their application via the terms set out in the O/P. Thank you......hic
    Posted by MAXALLY
    I expected classier company tbh.
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  • SUPERNOVASUPERNOVA
    edited February 2011


    lol lol Brilliant!
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  • harding10harding10
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: ***** Priory Club *****:
    This is completely unfair, us tournament drinkers consume far less booze than you cash alchoholics, we haven't got a chance in hell of making The Priory Club. Why should we miss out just because we don't spend as much at the bar?
    Posted by GaryQQQ
    brilliant
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY
    edited February 2011



    Bandini & Doh have 12 month membership. Thanks to all other contributers to this thread.

    All other potential members will have to submit their application via the terms set out in the O/P.

    Thank you......hic
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  • TRIP5TRIP5
    edited February 2011
    I was in last month...

    i'm definitely in this month...

    and next month is a certainty......

    pint anyone????

    xx
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  • spornybolspornybol
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: ***** Priory Club *****:
    I was in last month... i'm definitely in this month... and next month is a certainty...... pint anyone???? xx
    Posted by TRIP5
    i`ll have 6 pints thanks
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  • NODEALNODEAL
    edited February 2011
    The late great George best was quoted as saying,   I spent most of my money on Women, Drink and Gambling and the rest of it, I wasted.

    I think this promo should be named after him.

    cheers
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  • ChirpyChipChirpyChip
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: ***** Priory Club *****:
    Loads of wine and half bottle of gin, and I find myself at 3am playing 3 x100nl, 1 x 200nl, and 1 x 300nl, hu vs brownndog, surely that qualifies??? gin ftw
    Posted by OMahonyO


    LOL... omg Golden rule... change your password when your drinking and give it to somebody you trust who will not give it you back until you've sobered up no matter how much u sob and beg
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  • debdobs_67debdobs_67
    edited February 2011
    lmao,very very funny
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  • OMahonyOOMahonyO
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: ***** Priory Club *****:
    In Response to Re: ***** Priory Club ***** : LOL... omg Golden rule... change your password when your drinking and give it to somebody you trust who will not give it you back until you've sobered up no matter how much u sob and beg
    Posted by ChirpyChip

    You must have proper mates.  Mine would drag me to the computer if I told em I was playin 300nl.  Might just get a brethalyser for my pc.  Has anyone invented one of those yet??, they should imo.

    Ended that mad session £30 down.  Ive never been so happy to be down in my life.
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  • OMahonyOOMahonyO
    edited February 2011
    Loads of wine and half bottle of gin, and I find myself at 3am playing 3 x100nl, 1 x 200nl, and 1 x 300nl, hu vs brownndog,

    surely that qualifies???

    gin ftw
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  • unknown_usernameunknown_username
    edited February 2011
    After my 8 hour session yesterday afternoon, I should automatically qualify.

    You know its time to go home when the evening staff start arriving lol.
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  • ChirpyChipChirpyChip
    edited February 2011
    In Response to Re: ***** Priory Club *****:
    In Response to Re: ***** Priory Club ***** : You must have proper mates.  Mine would drag me to the computer if I told em I was playin 300nl.  Might just get a brethalyser for my pc.  Has anyone invented one of those yet??, they should imo. Ended that mad session £30 down.  Ive never been so happy to be down in my life.
    Posted by OMahonyO


    LMAO... so funny.... damage control
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  • MP33MP33
    edited February 2011
    In Response to ***** Priory Club *****:
    For those not gifted or loaded enough to join Sky Pokers new Priorty Club, how about trying to get into the above club.... Sky Poker Priory Club Sky Poker are proud to introduce their new Drinking scheme, giving players the chance to not earn extra rewards for simply drinking. How do I become a Sky Poker Priory Club Member? Simply drink 10,000 alcohol units in a calendar month while playing on Sky Poker and you will be eligible for entry into the Sky Poker Priory Club the following month. What do I receive as a Sky Poker Priory Member? The Sky Poker Priory Club gives you access to our newly built rehab facility complete with the latest de-tox machines. VIP exclusive hangover competitions, headache promotions, special offers from annadin and the chance to join us on a number of Sky Poker Tour events throughout the year by railing the others whilst standing at the bar.                         How do I maintain my VIP status? To remain a Priory Club Member simply continue to drink. Your Sky Poker Priory membership will be determined based on your previous month's alcohol intake. To apply for the above club membership, simply go to page 56 of the terms & conditions, download the token, ring the customer care no help line, fill in the spreadsheet, leave your name on this thread, have a guess at the next essential maintenance outage date/time and sign on the dotted line.
    Posted by MAXALLY
    PMSL -  thats gotta get something for best post
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